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+# Security Policy
+
+## Best Practices
+
+~~REDACTED~~
+
+## Supported Versions
+
+~~REDACTED~~
+
+## Reporting a Vulnerability
+Through the hard work and dedication of our world class engineering department, we are certain that there are no, have never been any, and will never be any security vulnerabilities in FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition©®™.
+
+## Approved development environments
+- Microsoft Notepad
+- Microsoft Office XP
+  - Microsoft Excel
+  - Microsoft Powerpoint
+  - Microsoft Word
+- ~~Microsoft Paint<sup>[1]</sup>~~
+
+macOS TextEdit is in stage 4 of the consideration process, but has not yet passed phase 2 of the brainstorming review pipeline.
+
+# NOTE(!)
+# DUE TO THE OPEN SOURCE NATURE<sup>[2]</sup><sup>[3]</sup> OF FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition©®™, IT HAS BEEN DECIDED THAT ALL ASPECTS OF SECURITY ARE TO BE KEPT PRIVATE (FOR SECURITY REASONS). SECURITY INFORMATION CAN BE FOUND ON THE [`closed_source_with_security`](https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/tree/closed_source_with_security) BRANCH OF THE PROJECT, OR BY REACHING OUT TO OUR B2B CLOUD ENTERPRISE BLOCKCHAIN MARKETING DIVISION.
+
+1. ~~REDACTED~~
+2. Note that all rights, patents, etc, are still reserved by us.
+3. See issues [#72](https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/issues/72#issuecomment-22383236) & [#263](https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/pull/263#issuecomment-234259618) for more information about licensing.