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<title>Sally Student: Cyrtozoologist</title>
<meta charset="utf-8" name "Sally Student's cryptozoologist and occult specialist resume'; including workplace history, educational background, and personal achievements.">
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<h1>Sally Student | Cryptozoologist and Occult Specialist, at large. The perfect Sally for all your relocation and extermination needs.</h1>
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<img src="http://media.theiapolis.com/d4/hSG/i1W1E/k4/l1WMJ/w1H6/selma-blair-as-liz-sherman-in-hellboy-2004.jpg" height = "300" width = "500" alt ="Attractive and competent looking dark haired vixen, smiling and looking to the right.">
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<h1>Contact Information</h1>
<p>Sally Student<br>
Email: <a href="mailto:[email protected]" target = "_blank">SallyStudent</a><br>
Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/Sallyisabadass" target = "_blank">@SallyStudent</a><br>
LinkedIn: <a href="https://linkedin.com/sallyisabadass" target = "_blank">Sally's LinkedIn</a><br>
Phone: 801-867-5309</p>
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<h2>Professional Experience</h2>
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<h3>Conchobar, INC | Ulster</h3>
<h4>Project Manager | 2010-2016</h4>
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<li>Developed portable banshee detecting headset able to process audio waves produced by family specific banshee wails.</li>
<li>Successfully erradicated 87% of clients from familial banshee curse prior to any fatalities.</li>
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<h3>Maghreb Oil and Gas | Addis Ababba</h3>
<h4>Risk Management Coordinator | 2005-2010</h4>
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<li>Primarily responsible for controlling local djinn population.</li>
<li>Decreased wasteful wish-making by 43% over five year period.</li>
<li>Extinguished over a dozen djinn-induced blazes per year.</li>
<li>Successfully re-entombed dented brass loamp of doom.</li>
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<h3>Yetis and Sasquatch Conglomerated | Pacific Northwest</h3>
<h4>Associate | 2000-2005</h4>
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<li>Rescued drunken adventuring party baiting wild bigfoot with frying bacon from certain doom during bigfoot mating season.</li>
<li>Assisted in successfullly relocating nuisance bigfoot from inner-city back alley behind Ralph's pizza to a remote mountainous location.</li>
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<h2>Educational Background</h2>
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<h3><a href="http://www.salisbury.edu/" target = "_blank">Salisbury University | 101 Camden Ave | Salisbury, MD</a></h3>
<h4>B.S. Pseudoscience | 1994-1998</h4>
<ul>Studies:
<li>Major in Legendary Cryptids</li>
<li>Minor in Political Science</li>
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<ul>Affiliations:
<li>Bigfoot Lives Matter : Treasurer, 1997-1998</li>
<li>Cryptozoologists for a Darker and more Shady Future: Senior Member in Good Standing, 1996-1998</li>
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<h3><a href="http://www.miskatonic-university.org/" target="_blank">Miskatonic University | Providence, RI</a></h3>
<h4>M.S. Occult Studies</h4>
<ul>Published Works:
<li>'The Old Ones Among Us: Whispers from the Deep'</li>
<li>'The Jersey Devil vs The Devil of Hell's Kitchen: Horned Heroes or Maddened Monstrosities?'</li>
<li>'Desperate Desert Love: The Mating Habits and Parenting Practices of el Chupacabra'</li>
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<h2>Personal References:</h2>
<ul><img src="http://www.admitonedrinkinggames.com//wp-content/uploads/2014/02/harrt.jpg" width="100" height="45" alt="Picture of Harry from 1987 movie Harry and the Hendersons."><br>
Harry Henderson:
<li>Email: <a href="mailto:[email protected]" target="_blank">Harry Henderson.</a></li>
<li>Twitter: <a href="https:twitter.com/notaquatch" target="_blank">@notasquatch</a></li>
<li>Phone: 201-888-1987</li>
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<ul><img src="http://img.lum.dolimg.com/v1/images/image_3ed34004.jpeg" width="100" height="65" alt="Pictures of Disney's Aladdin reaching out for Jasmine prior to the carpet ride."><br>
Al Addin:
<li>Email: <a href="mailto:[email protected]" target="_blank">Al Addin</a></li>
<li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/carpetride" target="_blank">@CarpetRide</a></li>
<li>Alternate Contact: Travel to desert, open secret temple, retrieve brass lamp, rub vigorously</li></ul>
<ul><img src="http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25100000/Castiel-castiel-girls-25135272-328-500.jpg" height="100" width="65" alt="image of Castiel from Supernatural"><br>
Castiel, Angel of the Lord:
<li>Email: <a href="mailto:[email protected]" target="_blank">Just Email Dean</a></li>
<li>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/deanwinchester" target="_blank">@dean</a></li>
<li>You know, you could just pray. It's more of a direct line anyway.</li></ul>
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<p>Let's go ahead and put the ME in TEAM! <br>
<img src="http://www.abc.net.au/tv/common/images/publicity/ZX1406A_460.jpg" width="200" height="100"><br>
It's in there, just rearrage the letters a smidge.</p>
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