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Desync roads will often lead to happier moments.
-- MsLow
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Keep the hope that is hold onto you.
-- MsLow
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Take the high road.
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Do not just think, act!
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Look within for the truth you seek.
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Do not lose your path before the journey begins.
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Nothing is lost just because it’s not where it used to be.
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Open your eyes, then open your eyes again.
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You may catch no fish all day, but then catch many at once.
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Do not eat the cookie.
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May the stars shine upon you.
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Do not eat yellow snow.
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If the world seems cold, kindle it with fire.
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Today it is up to you to create the peacefulness you long for.
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A smile is your passport into the hearts of others.
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Your high-minded principles spell success.
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Enjoy the good luck a companion brings you.
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You learn from your mistakes... You will learn a lot today.
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If you have something good in your life, do not let it go!
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Whatever your goal is in life, embrace it visualize it, and for it will be yours.
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You cannot love life until you live the life you love.
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The greatest risk is not taking one.
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Serious trouble will bypass you.
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You are very talented in many ways.
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It is amazing how much good you can do if you don’t care who gets the credit.
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A big fortune will descend upon you this year.
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For success today look first to yourself.
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Depart not from the path which fate has assigned you.
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Good things are on their way.
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When you feel defensive, examine what you fear.
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Live each day as if it is your last.
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You are special in a way you will soon begin to understand.
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Demonstrate refinement in everything you do.
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Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
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You are modest and courteous.
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Good to begin well, better to end well.
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Put your mind into planning today. Look into the future.
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Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
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Someone is looking up to you. Don't let that person down.
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Someone in your life needs a letter from you.
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Never do anything halfway.
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Don't be afraid to take that big step.
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Enjoy yourself while you can.
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We're all trapped in a maze of relationships, so don't worry!
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That evil gym teacher you hate will get a change of heart and become nice.
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A crush of yours will confess their feelings to you, congrats!
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Take the option you don't usually take; you may get a nice surprise.
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Look through the fog, and you will find the truth.
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Sometimes you may want to question the things you never thought to question.
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A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life.
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A dubious friend may be an enemy in camouflage.
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A faithful friend is a strong defense.
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A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air.
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A fresh start will put you on your way.
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A friend asks only for your time not your money.
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A friend is a present you give yourself.
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A funny coincidence will make your day.
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A gambler not only will lose what he has, but also will lose what he doesn’t have.
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A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month.
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A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
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A good time to finish up old tasks.
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A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.
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A lifetime friend shall soon be made.
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A lifetime of happiness lies ahead of you.
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A light heart carries you through all the hard times.
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A new outlook brightens your image and brings new friends.
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A new perspective will come with the new year.
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A person is never too old to learn.
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A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
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A pleasant surprise is waiting for you.
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A short pencil is usually better than a long memory any day.
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A small donation is call for. It’s the right thing to do.
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A smile is your personal welcome mat.
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A smooth long journey! Great expectations.
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A soft voice may be awfully persuasive.
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A truly rich life contains love and art in abundance.
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Accept something that you cannot change, and you will feel better.
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Adventure can be real happiness.
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Advice is like kissing. It costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do.
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Advice, when most needed, is least heeded.
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All the effort you are making will ultimately pay off.
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All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
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All will go well with your new project.
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All your hard work will soon pay off.
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Allow compassion to guide your decisions.
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An acquaintance of the past will affect you in the near future.
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An agreeable romance might begin to take on the appearance.
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An important person will offer you support.
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An inch of time is an inch of gold.
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Any day above ground is a good day.
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Any decision you have to make tomorrow is a good decision.
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At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
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Be careful or you could fall for some tricks today.
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Beauty in its various forms appeals to you.
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Because you demand more from yourself, others respect you deeply.
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Believe in yourself and others will too.
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Believe it can be done.
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Better ask twice than lose yourself once.
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Bide your time, for success is near.
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Carve your name on your heart and not on marble.
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Chance favors those in motion.
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Change is happening in your life, so go with the flow!
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Competence like yours is underrated.
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Congratulations! You are on your way.
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Could I get some directions to your heart?
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Courtesy begins in the home.
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Courtesy is contagious.
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Curiosity kills boredom. Nothing can kill curiosity.
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Dedicate yourself with a calm mind to the task at hand.
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Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.
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Determination is what you need now.
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Diligence and modesty can raise your social status.
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Disbelief destroys the magic.
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Distance yourself from the vain.
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Do not be intimidated by the eloquence of others.
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Do not demand for someone’s soul if you already got his heart.
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Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
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Do not make extra work for yourself.
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Do not underestimate yourself. Human beings have unlimited potentials.
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Do you know that the busiest person has the largest amount of time?
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Don’t be afraid to admit when you need a break.
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Don’t be discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
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Don’t confuse recklessness with confidence.
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Don’t expect romantic attachments to be strictly logical or rational.
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Don’t just spend time. Invest it.
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Don’t just think, act!
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Don’t let friends impose on you, work calmly and silently.
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Don’t let the past and useless detail choke your existence.
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Don’t let your limitations overshadow your talents.
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Don’t worry; prosperity will knock on your door soon.
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Each day, compel yourself to do something you would rather not do.
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Education is the ability to meet life’s situations.
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Embrace this love relationship you have!
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Emulate what you admire in your parents.
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Emulate what you respect in your friends.
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Every flower blooms in its own sweet time.
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Every wise man started out by asking many questions.
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Everyday in your life is a special occasion.
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Everywhere you choose to go, friendly faces will greet you.
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Expect much of yourself and little of others.
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Failure is the chance to do better next time.
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Failure is the path of lease persistence.
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Fear and desire – two sides of the same coin.
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Fearless courage is the foundation of victory.
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Feeding a cow with roses does not get extra appreciation.
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First think of what you want to do; then do what you have to do.
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Follow the middle path. Neither extreme will make you happy.
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For hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love.
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For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.
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From listening comes wisdom and from speaking repentance.
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From now on your kindness will lead you to success.
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Get your mind set – confidence will lead you on.
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Get your mind set…confidence will lead you on.
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Go for the gold today! You’ll be the champion of whatever.
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Go take a rest; you deserve it.
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Good news will be brought to you by mail.
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Good news will come to you by mail.
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Good to begin well, better to end well.
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Happiness begins with facing life with a smile and a wink.
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Happiness will bring you good luck.
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Happy life is just in front of you.
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Hard words break no bones, fine words butter no parsnips.
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Have a beautiful day.
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He who expects no gratitude shall never be disappointed.
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He who knows he has enough is rich.
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He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
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Help! I’m being held prisoner in a chinese bakery!
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How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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How you look depends on where you go.
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I learn by going where I have to go.
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If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.
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If certainty were truth, we would never be wrong.
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If you continually give, you will continually have.
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If you look in the right places, you can find some good offerings.
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If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a thing, you’re right.
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If you wish to see the best in others, show the best of yourself.
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If your desires are not extravagant, they will be granted.
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If your desires are not to extravagant they will be granted.
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If you’re feeling down, try throwing yourself into your work.
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Imagination rules the world.
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In order to take, one must first give.
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In the end all things will be known.
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In this world of contradiction, It’s better to be merry than wise.
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It could be better, but it's good enough.
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It is better to be an optimist and proven a fool than to be a pessimist and be proven right.
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It is better to deal with problems before they arise.
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It is honorable to stand up for what is right, however unpopular it seems.
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It is worth reviewing some old lessons.
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It takes courage to admit fault.
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It’s not the amount of time you devote, but what you devote to the time that counts.
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It’s time to get moving. Your spirits will lift accordingly.
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see shadows.
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Let the world be filled with tranquility and goodwill.
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Like the river flow into the sea. Something are just meant to be.
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Listen not to vain words of empty tongue.
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Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
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Living with a commitment to excellence shall take you far.
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Long life is in store for you.
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Love is a warm fire to keep the soul warm.
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Love is like sweet medicine, good to the last drop.
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Love lights up the world.
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Love truth, but pardon error.
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Man is born to live and not prepared to live.
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Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains it’s original dimensions.
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Many will travel to hear you speak.
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Meditation with an old enemy is advised.
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Miles are covered one step at a time.
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Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
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Never fear! The end of something marks the start of something new.
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New ideas could be profitable.
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New people will bring you new realizations, especially about big issues.
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No one can walk backwards into the future.
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Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.
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Now is a good time to buy stock.
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Now is the time to go ahead and pursue that love interest!
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Now is the time to try something new
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Now is the time to try something new.
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Observe all men, but most of all yourself.
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One can never fill another’s shoes, rather he must outgrow the old shoes.
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One of the first things you should look for in a problem is its positive side.
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Others can help you now.
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Pennies from heaven find their way to your doorstep this year!
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People are attracted by your delicate features.
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People find it difficult to resist your persuasive manner.
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Perhaps you’ve been focusing too much on saving.
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Physical activity will dramatically improve your outlook today.
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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
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Place special emphasis on old friendship.
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Please visit us at www.wontonfood.com
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Po Says: Pandas like eating bamboo, but I prefer mine dipped in chocolate.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Protective measures will prevent costly disasters.
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Put your mind into planning today. Look into the future.
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Remember the birthday but never the age.
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Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends.
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Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health.
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Resting well is as important as working hard.
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Romance moves you in a new direction.
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Savor your freedom – it is precious.
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Say hello to others. You will have a happier day.
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Self-knowledge is a life long process.
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Share your joys and sorrows with your family.
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Sift through your past to get a better idea of the present.
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Sloth makes all things difficult; industry all easy.
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Small confidences mark the onset of a friendship.
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Smile when you are ready.
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Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it.
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Someone you care about seeks reconciliation.
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Soon life will become more interesting.
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Stand tall. Don’t look down upon yourself.
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Staying close to home is going to be best for your morale today
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Stop searching forever, happiness is just next to you.
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Strong reasons make strong actions.
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Stuff happens. It is your response that counts.
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Success is a journey, not a destination.
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Success is failure turned inside out.
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Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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Swimming is easy. Stay floating is hard.
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Take care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you.
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Take the high road.
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Technology is the art of arranging the world so we do not notice it.
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The architect of your destiny is yourself.
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The austerity you see around you covers the richness of life like a veil.
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The best men are molded of their faults.
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The best prediction of future is the past.
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The change you started already have far-reaching effects. Be ready.
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The change you started already have far-reaching effects. Be ready.
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The first man gets the oyster, the second man gets the shell.
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The greatest achievement in life is to stand up again after falling.
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
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The night life is for you.
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The one that recognizes the illusion does not act as if it is real.
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The only people who never fail are those who never try.
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The person who will not stand for something will fall for anything.
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The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
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The saints are the sinners who keep on trying.
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The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
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The small courtesies sweeten life, the greater ennoble it.
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The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
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The strong person understands how to withstand substantial loss.
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The sure way to predict the future is to invent it.
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The truly generous share, even with the undeserving.
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The value lies not within any particular thing, but in the desire placed on that thing.
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The weather is wonderful.
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There is a time for caution, but not for fear.
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There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
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There is no wisdom greater than kindness.
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There is not greater pleasure than seeing your loved ones prosper.
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There’s no such thing as an ordinary cat.
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Things don’t just happen; they happen just.
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This week, you’ll receive the recognition you deserve.
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Those who care will make the effort.
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Time and patience are called for many surprises await you!
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Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time
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To know oneself, one should assert oneself.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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Today is the conserve yourself, as things just won’t budge.
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Today, your mouth might be moving but no one is listening.
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Tonight you will be blinded by passion.
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Use your eloquence where it will do the most good.
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We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
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Welcome change.
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“Welcome” is a powerful word.
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Well done is better than well said.
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What’s hidden in an empty box?
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What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
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What’s yours in mine, and what’s mine is mine.
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When more become too much. It’s same as being not enough.
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When your heart is pure, your mind is clear.
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Wish you happiness.
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With age comes wisdom.
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Your adventure could lead to happiness.
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You always bring others happiness.
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You are a person of another time.
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You are a talented storyteller.
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You are admired by everyone for your talent and ability.
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You are almost there.
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You are busy, but you are happy.
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You are generous to an extreme and always think of the other fellow.
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You are going to have some new clothes.
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You are in good hands this evening.
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You are interested in higher education, whether material or spiritual.
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You are modest and courteous.
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You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
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You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
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You are offered the dream of a lifetime. Say yes!
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You are open-minded and quick to make new friends.
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You are solid and dependable.
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You are soon going to change your present line of work.
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You are talented in many ways.
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You are the master of every situation.
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You are very expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
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You are working hard.
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You begin to appreciate how important it is to share your personal beliefs.
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You can keep a secret.
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You can see a lot just by looking.
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You can’t steal second base and keep your foot on first.
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You desire recognition and you will find it.
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You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
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You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
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You have a friendly heart and are well admired.
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You have a shrewd knack for spotting insincerity.
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You have a yearning for perfection. (3)
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You have an active mind and a keen imagination.
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You have an ambitious nature and may make a name for yourself.
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You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
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You have exceeded what was expected.
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You have had a good start. Work harder!
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You have the power to write your own fortune.
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You have yearning for perfection.
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You know where you are going and how to get there.
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You look pretty.
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You love challenge.
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You love chinese food.
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You make people realize that there exist other beauties in the world.
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You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
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You never know who you touch.
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You only treasure what you lost.
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You seek to shield those you love and like the role of provider.
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You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
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You should be able to undertake and complete anything.
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You should pay for this check. Be generous.
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You understand how to have fun with others and to enjoy your solitude.
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You will always be surrounded by true friends.
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You will always get what you want through your charm and personality.
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You will always have good luck in your personal affairs.
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You will be a great success both in the business world and society.
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You will be blessed with longevity.
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You will be pleasantly surprised tonight.
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You will be sharing great news with all the people you love.
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You will be successful in your work.
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You will be traveling and coming into a fortune.
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You will be unusually successful in business.
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You will become a great philanthropist in your later years.
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You will become more and more wealthy.
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You will enjoy good health.
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You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury.
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You will find great contentment in the daily, routine activities.
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You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life.
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You will have gold pieces by the bushel.
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You will inherit a large sum of money.
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You will make change for the better.
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You will soon be surrounded by good friends and laughter.
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You will take a chance in something in near future.
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You will travel far and wide, both pleasure and business.
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You will travel far and wide,both pleasure and business.
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Your abilities are unparalleled.
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Your ability is appreciated.
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Your ability to juggle many tasks will take you far.
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Your biggest virtue is your modesty.
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Your character can be described as natural and unrestrained.
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Your difficulties will strengthen you.
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Your dreams are never silly; depend on them to guide you.
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Your dreams are worth your best efforts to achieve them.
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Your efforts in July will lead to success.
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Your energy returns and you get things done.
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Your family is young, gifted and attractive.
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Your first love has never forgotten you.
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Your goal will be reached very soon.
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Your happiness is before you, not behind you! Cherish it.
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Your hard work will payoff today.
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Your heart will always make itself known through your words.
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Your home is the center of great love.
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Your ideals are well within your reach.
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Your infinite capacity for patience will be rewarded sooner or later.
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Your leadership qualities will be tested and proven.
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Your life will be happy and peaceful.
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Your life will get more and more exciting.
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Your love life will be happy and harmonious.
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Your love of music will be an important part of your life.
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Your loyalty is a virtue, but not when it’s wedded with blind stubbornness.
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Your mentality is alert, practical, and analytical.
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Your mind is creative, original and alert.
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Your mind is your greatest asset.
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Your moods signal a period of change.
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Your quick wits will get you out of a tough situation.
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Your reputation is your wealth.
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Your success will astonish everyone.
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Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
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Your work interests can capture the highest status or prestige.
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