09463227.bitsy.txt

We're just the dancers! (by G_G)

# BITSY VERSION 3.3

! ROOM_FORMAT 1

PAL 0
0,82,204
238,153,89
255,255,255

PAL 1
198,140,255
0,0,0
255,255,255

PAL 2
72,223,84
192,52,12
255,255,255

PAL 3
255,255,85
75,0,130
255,255,255

ROOM 0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0
0,a,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,a,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,a,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,g,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,d,0,a,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,a,0,0,a,0,0,d,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,d,0,0,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,e,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,d,0,0,0,0,a,0,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0
0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
WAL a,e,d
EXT 12,6 2 8,9
PAL 0

ROOM 1
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a
a,a,a,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a
a,a,0,0,b,d,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,a,0,b,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,a,a,0,0,0,d,0,a,b,b,0,a,a,0
0,a,0,0,a,b,b,b,0,d,a,a,a,a,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,b,b,b,b,0,0,0,0,a,a
0,a,0,0,g,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a
0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0
0,0,a,a,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0
WAL a,d
EXT 4,11 6 7,10
PAL 3

ROOM 2
0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0
0,a,0,g,0,a,a,0,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,g,0,0,a,0,0
0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a
0,0,0,0,a,d,0,0,0,0,d,b,0,0,0,a
0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,b,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,a,a,a,0,b,b,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a
a,0,g,0,a,0,0,0,e,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
a,0,0,0,a,a,a,b,b,0,0,d,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,d,0,0,0,0,0,d,0
0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,a,0,a,0
0,0,a,d,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,a,0
0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0
WAL d,a
EXT 3,2 3 3,10
EXT 10,3 4 12,3
EXT 2,9 5 11,13
PAL 2

ROOM 3
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0
0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,g,0,a
0,0,a,0,a,a,0,0,0,d,0,a,0,0,0,a
0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a
0,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,a,a,0,b,0,0,a
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,d,b,0,0,a
0,a,a,0,0,0,0,d,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,a
0,0,a,0,0,d,b,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,e,0,0,b,b,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0
0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0
WAL a,d
EXT 13,2 1 12,11
PAL 1

ROOM 4
0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0
0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,d,a,0,a,a
0,0,a,0,0,b,d,0,a,0,0,a,0,0,0,a
0,a,a,0,0,b,b,0,a,0,0,a,e,0,a,a
0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,0,g,0,0,0,a,0,a,a,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,a,a,0
0,0,a,0,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0
a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,b,d,a,0,0
a,0,0,b,b,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,b,a,0,0
a,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,a,a,0
a,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,d,0
0,a,a,0,0,d,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,0,a,a,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,a,a,a,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0
WAL d,a
EXT 4,5 1 12,11
PAL 1

ROOM 5
0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,a,0
0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,d,b,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,b,b,0,0,g,0,a
a,0,0,d,b,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,d,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,d,0
0,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,a,a
a,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,0,a,a,0,0,d,b,0,0,0,e,0,a,a,0
0,0,0,a,a,a,b,b,a,a,a,0,a,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,0,0
WAL d,a
EXT 13,4 1 12,11
PAL 1

ROOM 6
0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0
0,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,a,0
a,0,0,0,g,0,0,0,0,0,0,g,0,0,0,a
a,0,0,0,0,0,0,g,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0
0,a,0,0,d,d,d,0,0,d,d,d,0,0,a,0
0,0,d,0,0,0,0,d,d,0,0,0,d,d,0,0
0,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,d,0
d,0,b,b,b,0,0,0,0,0,0,b,b,b,0,d
0,d,0,0,0,b,b,b,b,b,b,0,0,0,d,0
0,0,d,0,0,0,0,e,0,0,0,0,0,d,0,0
0,0,0,d,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,d,d,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,d,d,d,d,d,d,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
WAL a,d
EXT 4,2 7 10,3
EXT 7,3 7 11,12
EXT 11,2 7 2,5
PAL 1

ROOM 7
0,0,0,0,d,a,d,d,d,a,d,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,d,d,0,0,0,d,0,0,d,d,0,0,0,0
0,d,a,0,0,0,0,d,0,0,0,d,a,0,0,0
0,d,0,0,0,0,0,d,0,0,e,0,d,d,0,0
a,d,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,d,a,0
d,0,e,0,0,0,b,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,d,d
d,0,0,0,0,b,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,d
d,0,0,0,0,0,d,0,0,0,b,b,0,0,0,d
d,a,d,0,d,d,0,0,d,d,a,d,a,d,d,d
d,d,b,0,0,0,0,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
0,d,d,0,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,d
0,0,a,d,0,g,0,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,d
0,0,0,d,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,e,0,d,d,0
0,0,0,0,a,0,0,d,0,b,0,0,d,d,0,0
0,0,0,0,d,d,0,d,b,d,d,a,d,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,d,d,d,a,d,0,0,0,0,0,0
WAL a,d
EXT 5,11 8 1,14
PAL 0

ROOM 8
a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a
a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,g,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,a
a,0,0,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a
a,0,a,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,0,a
a,0,a,a,a,a,a,0,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,a
a,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,a,0,a
a,0,a,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,0,0,a,0,a
a,0,a,0,a,0,0,0,a,a,0,a,0,a,0,a
a,0,a,0,a,0,a,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,a,0,a,0,a,0,a,0,a,a,0,a,a,a
a,0,a,0,0,0,a,0,a,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,0,a,a,a,a,a,0,a,a,a,a,a,a,0,a
a,e,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,a
a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a,a
WAL d,a
EXT 2,2 9 8,9
PAL 2

ROOM 9
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0
0,0,0,a,0,0,h,a,a,a,a,h,0,0,a,0
0,0,0,a,0,d,0,b,h,h,b,0,d,0,a,0
0,0,0,a,h,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,h,a,0
0,0,0,0,a,b,0,0,0,0,0,0,h,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,a,h,0,0,0,0,0,0,h,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,a,h,0,0,0,0,0,0,h,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,a,b,0,0,e,0,0,0,h,a,0,0
0,0,0,a,h,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,h,a,0
0,0,0,a,0,d,0,h,g,h,h,0,d,0,a,0
0,0,0,a,0,0,b,a,a,a,a,b,0,0,a,0
0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0,0,0,a,a,a,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0
WAL d,a
END undefined 11,5
END undefinee 9,5
END undefinef 7,5
END 0 7,11
END 0 8,11
PAL 3

TIL a
00000000
00110100
10101010
10111010
10110110
10101110
10100010
01111100
>
00000000
00110100
10101010
10111010
10110110
10101110
10100010
01111100

TIL b
01100011
10000000
10001000
00001000
00110110
00001000
10001000
10000000

TIL d
00000000
01000100
11101110
11111110
11111110
01111100
00111000
00010000

TIL e
00000000
11111100
00000110
10111010
10101010
10101010
00000110
11111100

TIL g
00000000
11101110
10111010
11010110
01101100
11010110
10111010
11101110
>
00000000
10111010
01000100
10101010
10010010
10101010
01000100
10111010

TIL h
00010100
00000000
00001010
10100100
01000010
10000000
00010000
00001000
>
00010100
00000000
00001010
10100100
01000010
10000000
00010000
00001000

TIL i
00000000
00000000
00110000
01111110
00101110
00111110
00000000
00000000

SPR A
11000000
11000011
01000011
11000010
01100111
01000010
11100111
10000101
>
00000000
11000110
11000110
01100010
11000111
01000010
11100111
00101001
POS 0 4,4

SPR a
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01001000
00110000
>
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01111000
00110000
POS 7 5,3

SPR b
00000000
00111100
00100110
00000010
00011110
00010000
00000000
00010000
POS 0 4,6

SPR c
00000000
01100000
00111100
01101100
11100100
01111110
00110100
00100110
>
00000000
00110000
00111100
01101100
01100110
11111100
00110110
00100000
POS 3 13,5

SPR d
00000000
01111100
10000010
10111010
10100010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
11111110
11000110
11011110
11000110
11111110
01111100
POS 1 9,12

SPR e
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 1 3,5

SPR f
00000000
01111100
11111110
11000110
11101110
11101110
11000110
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10111010
10010010
10010010
10111010
01111100
POS 0 3,8

SPR g
00000000
01100000
00111100
01101100
11100100
01111110
00110100
00100110
>
00000000
00110000
00111100
01101100
01100110
11111100
00110110
00100000
POS 4 2,10

SPR h
00000000
01100000
00111100
01101100
11100100
01111110
00110100
00100110
>
00000000
00110000
00111100
01101100
01100110
11111100
00110110
00100000
POS 5 7,3

SPR i
00000000
00000000
00001100
11011011
01111110
11011111
00001110
00000000
>
00000000
00000000
00001100
11011010
01111111
11011111
00001110
00000000
POS 4 12,12

SPR l
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 1 13,2

SPR m
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 1 12,7

SPR n
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01001000
00110000
>
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01111000
00110000
POS 7 12,6

SPR o
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01001000
00110000
>
00000000
00001100
00001010
00001000
00001000
00111000
01111000
00110000
POS 7 13,10

SPR p
00000000
00010100
01001100
01110000
00010000
00111000
00101000
00001000
>
00000000
01010000
01100100
00011100
00010000
00111000
00101000
00100000
POS 8 1,10

SPR q
00000000
01111100
11111110
11000110
11101110
11101110
11000110
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10111010
10010010
10010010
10111010
01111100
POS 9 8,7

SPR r
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 9 9,5

SPR s
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 9 7,5

SPR t
00000000
01111100
10000010
10101010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
>
00000000
01111100
10000010
10100010
10000010
10111010
10000010
01111100
POS 9 11,5

DLG a
So, the song you'll be singing in Eurovision is an epic goth ballad about a cat stuck down a drain. We think it's got a winning formula.

DLG b
"The Eurovision representatives for our country, the 'Glorious Former Republic of Sharing & Playing Nicely With Each Other, Regardless of Gender, Colour, Religion, Race, Sexual Orientation Etc' have defected! You will have to take their place." ... "B.B.But WE'RE JUST THE DANCERS. We can't possibly do that!" ... "Don't worry, you'll be fine. Now go and find me a gimmick for the song, and lets see if we can get douze points for the glory of our country."

DLG c
Congratulations! You've found your gimmick... A troupe of tap dancing donkeys trained by Gonjoro, the antithesis of dance teachers.

DLG d
Challenge Time! Let me hear you sing for 30 seconds. Make sure you're close enough to the microphone. Once you've finished go to one of the emojis and see if your good enough to get through to Eurovision. Okay, ready? 3... 2... 1.... GO!

DLG e
Well, okay. You can hold a tune in a bucket and managed that fancy key change towards the end of the song. You're through to the next stage!

DLG f
Hint: Interact with the white objects & visit other rooms via the e(X)its.

DLG g
Congratulations! You've found your gimmick... A flaming dustbin carried on the back of a miming traffic warden... What's she miming? ... Compassion in a world hungry for deceit.

DLG h
Congratulations! You've found your gimmick... A special guest appearance from our Glorious Leader, The Lord of the Darketty Dark. He's happy to take time out from his enslaving, reduction of human rights and general terribleness to gain a few popularity points. YAAAAAY for the Glorious Leader!

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Nothing here! Just an obligatory bad joke in the shape of a red herring... well, actually it's a whitebait!

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Challenge time! Prove how good a dancer you are... Stand in front of the camera & dance for 30 seconds. Then choose one of the emoticons to find out whether the critics think you're good enough. Ready? 3... 2... 1.... GO!

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Wow! With that voice you could bring the house down, especially if you were the supervisor in charge of a demolition crew. Anyway, well done. You're through!

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Aargh! Stop! My ears will never recover! Well, it's too late to get anyone else - practice for the next 20 minutes and I'm sure you'll be fine.

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So, the song you'll be singing in Eurovision is an upbeat jiggling pop song about a caveman who visits the library regularly in the hope that he can push evolution just a little bit further ahead.

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So, the song you'll be singing in Eurovision is a folk ditty about aliens not being keen on peanut butter, with a twist at the end that they are in fact made from a peanut butter derivative.

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Hey dancers! You think you're the best, huh? I. Don't. Think. So!. To be the best you gotta beat ME! I challenge you to a dance-off! Right here, right now! You down for that? Ready? We dance for 1 minute and only then will the exit open if you're good enough. No point wasting your time heading there now, you'll just have to come right back! Ready! Let's create a minute of exciting dance fire with our grooving body machines! GO! And after that head to the exit... but only after we have danced each other off.

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.... Eurovision is over. You sang & danced your hearts out. The usually sarcastic commentator said some nice things about you and predicts you'll do well. But then again they haven't predicted a winner in the past 20 years. Chose one of the emojis above to see how well you've done.

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Oh bad luck. That was disappointing. There must have been some tactical political voting going on there. The good news is that the nation's leader, The Lord of the Darketty Dark has only sentenced you to a medium length jail term for causing embarrassment to the entire country.

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Wow! That's impressive! That's  the first time any Eurovision act has made it into minus figures. Look out here comes the glorious leader, the Lord of the Darketty Dark. If on a scale of 1 to 10 unhappy was 1 he is wearing a face that also goes into minus figures. As he approaches you blurt out "B..B..But we're just the dancers!" He is a lenient lord and offers to spare his wrath if you're dancing is good enough... Get ready to dance! 3... 2... 1... GO!

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Oh! I say! We have a winner! Congratulations! I have to say it surprised me as much as it's surprised you. It was probably your choice of gimmick that helped gain you points. Taking to the stage to accept your prize with a woefully unprepared acceptance speech you spoil the moment by asking in front of millions of viewers what Australia is doing in the competition anyway? *Tumbleweed drifts across the stage*

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That's the end of Eurovision for another year. Thanks for playing "We're just the dancers!" by G_G an interactive micro-fiction created for #Eurovijam.

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Oh! I say! We have a winner! Congratulations! I have to say it surprised me as much as it's surprised you. It was probably your choice of gimmick that helped gain you points. Taking to the stage to accept your prize with a woefully unprepared acceptance speech you spoil the moment by asking in front of millions of viewers what Australia is doing in the competition anyway? *Tumbleweed moment* 

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Oh bad luck. That was disappointing. There must have been some tactical political voting going on there. The good news is that The Lord of the Darketty Dark has only sentenced you to a medium length jail term for causing embarrassment to your entire nation.

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Wow! That's impressive! That's  the first time any Eurovision act has made it into minus figures. Look out here comes the Lord of the Darketty Dark. If on a scale of 1 to 10 unhappy was 1 he is wearing a face that also goes into minus figures. As he approaches you blurt out "B..B..But we're just the dancers!" He is a lenient lord and offers to spare his wrath if you're dancing is good enough... Get ready to dance! 3... 2... 1... GO!

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