From be0b44e6ae2d6f4a2cdb7df3176d82113bfbdd7f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Vyvy-vi Date: Mon, 8 Mar 2021 17:11:25 +0000 Subject: [PATCH] feat: removed inputs file --- bot/cogs/coffee.py | 24 +- bot/cogs/fun.py | 34 +- bot/cogs/utils/colo.py | 1 + bot/cogs/utils/inputs.py | 1757 -------------------------------------- 4 files changed, 37 insertions(+), 1779 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 bot/cogs/utils/inputs.py diff --git a/bot/cogs/coffee.py b/bot/cogs/coffee.py index 0b9e515..acfd179 100644 --- a/bot/cogs/coffee.py +++ b/bot/cogs/coffee.py @@ -1,36 +1,38 @@ -import random +from random import choice +import motor.motor_asyncio as motor from discord import Member, Embed from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext.commands import Context -from .utils.inputs import cl, cf, chill, cfe, ur + from .utils.colo import COLOR class Coffee(commands.Cog): def __init__(self, client): self.client = client - + self.data = motor.AsyncIOMotorClient(client.MONGO).DATA.inputs @commands.command(aliases=['ask_out']) async def wannagrabacoffee(self, ctx: Context, *, member: Member): '''Wanna ask someone out on coffee''' + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'coffee'}) embed = Embed( title=f'{member}, Someone wants to grab a coffee with you...*wink *wink', - color=COLOR.DEFAULT) - embed.add_field(name='This happened....', value=f'{random.choice(cf)}') - embed.set_footer(text='not actually') + color=COLOR.COFFEE) + embed.add_field(name='This happened....', value=choice(res['events'])) + embed.set_footer(text='not actually :P') await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['brew']) async def coffee(self, ctx: Context): '''A lovely coffee command (sip, sip)''' - op = f'{random.choice(cfe)}' + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'coffee'}) embed = Embed(title='Coffee', - description=op, - color=COLOR.DEFAULT) + description=choice(res['text']), + color=COLOR.COFFEE) embed.set_footer( - text=f'Caffeiene Level-{random.choice(cl)}.{random.choice(chill)}') - embed.set_image(url=random.choice(ur)) + text=f"Caffeiene Level-{choice(res['strength'])}. {choice(res['msg'])}") + embed.set_image(url=choice(res['img'])) await ctx.send(embed=embed) diff --git a/bot/cogs/fun.py b/bot/cogs/fun.py index 7c2b672..d67fc05 100644 --- a/bot/cogs/fun.py +++ b/bot/cogs/fun.py @@ -1,37 +1,43 @@ import random + +import motor.motor_asyncio as motor + from discord import Embed, Member from discord.ext import commands from discord.ext.commands import Context -from .utils.inputs import responses, fortunes, quo, nerd, tech, bk, cmp, blurt, jk from .utils.colo import COLOR class Fun(commands.Cog): def __init__(self, client): self.client = client + self.data = motor.AsyncIOMotorClient(client.MONGO).DATA.inputs @commands.command(aliases=["8ball"]) async def magicball(self, ctx: Context, *, question: str): """use an 8ball""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': '8ball'}) embed = Embed(title="8Ball :8ball:", colour=COLOR.DEFAULT) embed.add_field(name=f"*Question: {question}*", - value=f"Conjecture: {random.choice(responses)}") + value=f"Conjecture: {random.choice(res['text'])}") await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=["future"]) async def fortune(self, ctx: Context): """Gives you your terrible fortune""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'fortunes'}) embed = Embed(title='Fortune', color=COLOR.DEFAULT) - embed.add_field(name='Your Fortune', value=random.choice(fortunes)) + embed.add_field(name='Your Fortune', value=random.choice(res['text'])) await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['wisdom']) async def quote(self, ctx: Context): """Gives you a dose of motivational quotes""" - randq = random.choice(list(quo.keys())) - quote_text = f'`{randq}`\n_~{quo[randq]}_' + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'quotes'}) + randq = random.choice(list(res['text'].keys())) + quote_text = f"`{randq.replace('|', '.')}`\n_~{res['text'][randq]}_" embed = Embed( title='Quote', description=quote_text, @@ -41,52 +47,58 @@ async def quote(self, ctx: Context): @commands.command(aliases=['joke', 'pun']) async def dadjoke(self, ctx: Context): """Gives you some dad puns""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'puns'}) embed = Embed(title='Dad joke huh 😏', color=COLOR.RANDOM()) - embed.add_field(name=random.choice(jk), + embed.add_field(name=random.choice(res['text']), value='_looks at you, expecting you to laugh_') await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['nerdystuff', 'smartystuff', 'bigbrains']) async def nerd(self, ctx: Context): """returns some nerdy stuff""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'nerd'}) embed = Embed(title='Nerdy Stuff', color=COLOR.JOY) embed.add_field( name='Take this you NERD', - value=f'{random.choice(nerd)}') + value=random.choice(res['text'])) await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['tehc', 'hackerman']) async def geek(self, ctx: Context): """returns some geeky gibberish""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'tech'}) embed = Embed(title='Geek', color=COLOR.JOY) embed.add_field(name="Ahh I am a hackerman", - value=f'{random.choice(tech)}') + value=random.choice(res['text'])) await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['commend']) async def compliment(self, ctx: Context, *, member: Member = None): """Wanna shoot some compliments""" user = ctx.message.author if not member else member + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'compliments'}) embed = Embed(title='Compliment', color=COLOR.JOY) embed.add_field(name="Here's a compliment for you", - value=f'{user}, {random.choice(cmp)}') + value=f"{user}, {random.choice(res['text'])}") await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command() async def flirt(self, ctx: Context, *, member: Member = None): """Flirting with bots is nice""" user = ctx.message.author if not member else member + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'flirts'}) embed = Embed(title='Flirt', color=COLOR.DEFAULT) embed.add_field(name='Flirt it away', - value=f'{user}, {random.choice(blurt)}') + value=f"{user}, {random.choice(res['text'])}") await ctx.send(embed=embed) @commands.command(aliases=['goodread']) async def book(self, ctx: Context): """returns you some epic book recomendation""" + res = await self.data.find_one({'type': 'books'}) embed = Embed(title='Book', color=COLOR.JOY) embed.add_field(name="Here's a book recomendation: ", - value=f'{random.choice(bk)}') + value=random.choice(res['text'])) await ctx.send(embed=embed) diff --git a/bot/cogs/utils/colo.py b/bot/cogs/utils/colo.py index 85ddb44..724acd9 100644 --- a/bot/cogs/utils/colo.py +++ b/bot/cogs/utils/colo.py @@ -11,6 +11,7 @@ class COLOR: ECONOMY = 0x85bb65 WIKI = 0xa9a9aa XKCD = 0x96a8c8 + COFFEE = 0x8c4e08 @staticmethod def RANDOM() -> int: diff --git a/bot/cogs/utils/inputs.py b/bot/cogs/utils/inputs.py deleted file mode 100644 index 9c64acc..0000000 --- a/bot/cogs/utils/inputs.py +++ /dev/null @@ -1,1757 +0,0 @@ -responses = ['It is certain.', - 'It is decidedly so.', - 'Without a doubt.', - 'Yes - definitely.', - 'You may rely on it.', - 'As I see it, yes.', - 'Most likely.', - 'Outlook good.', - 'Yes.', - 'Signs point to yes.', - 'Reply hazy, try again.', - 'Ask again later.', - 'Better not tell you now.', - 'Cannot predict now.', - 'Concentrate and ask again.', - "Don't count on it.", - 'My reply is no.', - 'My sources say no.', - 'Outlook not so good.', - 'Very doubtful', - 'nah', - '404 ERROR', - 'I cannot tell you', - 'Yah kinda', - 'Totaly'] - - -tech = [ - " Bit: a single binary piece of data, either a 0 or a 1.", - " Byte: eight bits strung together to represent a specific value such as a letter or a digit.", - "Dword: a double word, or 32 bits.", - "Nibble: a half byte, or 4 bits.", - "Word: 16 bits of data used to represent a discrete piece of data.", - "Spam: We may never have the absolute and authoritative explanation of why junk email is called spam. Some say it’s because you can liken email to ham, and not important email (junk and adverts) as spam, which is not really purely ham. I prefer to give credit to another Monty Python fan. ", - "Phishing: When you see a link in your email to download an attachment from an unknown sender, it is possible you are a target for phishing. Short for password fishing, this is a fraudulent practice where private data is captured from attempting to get you to enter in your personal information. Beware of any links from suspicious emails.", - "Bluetooth-named for the Dread Pirate Roberts, ehm, the Dread King Bluetooth of Scandinavia, whose real name was Harald Gormsson. Apparently he had a pretty gnarly smile. No one knows for sure what Intel engineer Jim Kardach was really thinking when he came up with this codename, but it’s so much cooler than calling it Personal Area Network (PAN) that we’re glad the name stuck.", - "TWAIN: a standard for hardware interoperability, this was originally a type of technology without an interesting name, until someone was inspired by Rudyard Kipling to borrow from the Ballad of East and West, since it seemed that “
never the twain shall meet.", - " Troll: Like the humanoid that lives under bridges and preys upon the weak and innocent, trolls lurk in discussion groups or on social media websites and live only to post inflammatory statements or to ridicule and deride others. Trolling is the verb to define such actions.", - "Blob: A blob is a Binary Large Object, and indicates some large amount of data other than just simple text, usually stored within a database.", - " Crapplet: An applet, usually Java based, that is not worth anything.", - "Bug: Whether first used by Thomas Edison, or referring to a moth trapped in an early computer that blocked a relay from properly functioning, today “bug” refers to any glitch or defect in software, hardware, or even the odd human.", - "Easter Egg: Stemming from the ages-old tradition of hiding colorful eggs for children to seek out, programmers may also embed Easter Eggs in their programs for motivated hackers to find. These can require a very unlikely series of keystrokes, mouse clicks, cheat codes, etc. to activate, meaning it is usually only other programmers with access to source code who can ferret these out. They can include special credit sequences for the development team, games, or jokes. Easter eggs can now be found in operating systems, hardware ROM, and DVD and Blu-ray movies. Up-Down-Up-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Start is a popular way to invoke an Easter Egg, as an homage to a Konami game which used this key sequence to access a cheat code", - "GUI: A gooey is a Graphical User Interface, and not something that requires hand-sanitizer, but try talking about your GUI around non-techies and see what facial expressions result.", - "Hash: A hash is a fixed-length numerical value calculated from a variable length amount of data, and can be used to validate the authenticity or to detect tampering with data. It can also be used in some contexts to represent a value calculated from user credentials. Admins mentioning “pass the hash” want neither a potato and meat dish, nor do they live in Colorado.", - "Thunking: When a program must call a subroutine to complete a task, it is called thunking. In Windows, when a 64-bit operating system must downshift into 32-bit mode for legacy code, or a 32-bit version must run old 8-bit code, it is also called thunking. You can almost hear the processor grinding.", - " Warez: All 1337 speakerz replace the letter S with Z, use pidgin grammar, and shorten wordz, so “warez” is short for “softwares” and refers to ill-gotten gains, either pirated, cracked or being used with a key code to circumvent licensing requirements.", - "Worm: A software worm crawls across systems, either seeking specific data or exploiting vulnerabilities which can in turn be used to exploit other systems. Unlike a virus that must be executed by a system, a worm seeks to exploit the system through externally accessible vulnerabilities and does not require user interaction.", - "404: The HTTP response code for “File Not Found”, 404 is being used to simply convey things like “not found,” “not here,” or even “I don’t know.”", - "Cookies: Small files used to store state from one visit to a next, cookies are also being used to track users and deliver advertising. Anything that indicates where you have been or what you have done may now be referred to as a cookie, including phone logs and footprints.", - "Wiki: A backronym was coined to say Wiki stands for “What I Know Is” but it is actually Hawaiian for “quick.”", - "AFK: Away From Keyboard, to signify when you need to step away so people chatting with you don’t think you are now ignoring them.", - "AMA: Ask Me Anything, from the popular Reddit forum’s interviews with celebrities and others of note. Our favorite AMA? It has to be this one with Dr. Jane Goodall. ", - "Boss Key: Any key built into a game that quickly pauses the game and brings up a spreadsheet or other screen that looks like work so your boss doesn’t realize you were goofing off.", - "CKI: Refers to an error in the Chair Keyboard Interface. Think about what connects the chair to the keyboard.", - " Crack: To compromise or suborn a piece of software, website, or remote system with malicious intent.", - " FUBAR: From an old military jargon term, this means “Fouled Up Beyond All Repair,” or at least close enough to that so my editor won’t get mad at me.", - "ID10T: Another error, usually sounded out as Aye-Dee-Ten-Tee but seldom written as it should be pretty obvious what is being said.", - "Interwebs: Slang for the Internet, as a way to poke fun at non-technical people who confuse the Internet with the World Wide Web.", - " Kludge: A poorly programmed piece of software, a piece of hardware cobbled together from spare parts, or a project plan created by someone with no real experience with the task at hand.", - "KOS: From gaming, it stands for Kill On Site and can also be used to indicate data to be deleted or hardware to be retired.", - "N00b: Spelled with zeroes, it indicates a relative newcomer or someone lacking experience.", - "PEBKAC: Another helpdesk acronym that indicates the Problem Exists Between the Chair and the Keyboard, like a CKI error.", - " Podcast: A podcast is any recorded media that can be consumed later and can cover virtually any topic. You can find them on all kinds of outlets. If you an Apple user, you already have an iTunes app to listen to episodes. Podcasts are usually under an hour or so, usually audio only, and consist of a lecture, dialogue, or interview on a particular topic. Many podcasters create regular programs with a unifying theme. ", - "SNAFU: Situation Normal, All Fouled Up, or close enough you get the gist. SNAFUs can be one word status reports, sit-reps, or responses to “sup?”", - "Sneakernet-The old-fashioned way of transferring data using external, portable media by copying the data to disk and then walking it over somewhere.", - "Embedding is the process of putting social media content on a web page. When you see a YouTube video on a blog you’re reading, or a tweet posted on a business’ website you’re checking out, that’s an example of embedding. Embedding is done through HTML code, and most social media sites have an “Embed” option that gives you the exact code you’ll need.", - "Microblogs are a subset of traditional blogs where instead of longform content, short messages consisting of a few sentences, an image, a video, or a link are posted and shared. Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, and Facebook are all considered microblogging platforms.", - "The click through rate is the percentage of users who click on links in web pages or marketing emails. CTR is significant because it measures how many users are actively engaging with linked content on a site.", - "Hiding files on repositories uploaded on GitHub can be done via '.gitignore'....", - "Use the primary CSS driver, then you can calculate the primary driver!", - "I'll index the mobile SSL card, that should card the SSL card!", - "Use the solid state RAM panel, then you can quantify the solid state panel!", - "You can't generate the card without transmitting the cross-platform TCP card!", - "Try to bypass the SSL application, maybe it will bypass the wireless application!", - "The AGP array is down, index the 1080p array so we can index the AGP array!", - "Try reversing the polarity of the cross-platform IP config.", - "The Anomalous Matrices have been solved. Now you can begin your work", - "Failed to resolve linear transformation. Try doing it manually", - "Setup is complete. You can begin accessing API key.", - "Generating Reverse Feedback loop...You can now plugin the TCP.", - "Connecting to the interwebs.... The obtained LKP code is Z1cx94mm7", - "I'll write an algorithm to create a search spider, that should help us find data within milliseconds...", - "Downloading Xcode packages... Now you can begin making applications", - "Cross-Referencing IP settings... Now you are untraceable", - "ERROR....Bot gone cold", - "I'm out of tips, bro", - "Importing requisite modules.... Now you can start your project", - "Running Node.... Now you can use javascript out of your editor...", - "We need to parse the back-end SQL protocol!", - "We need to turing test the SQP application", - "We can get through the Firewall if we transmit the backend-XML protocols", - "Syntax Error. We need to check syntax error in line 25678", - "Syntax Error. We need to check syntax error in line 199983", - "Error. Unable to import sql from node module. We need to patch this.", - "You can trace that IP via porting it through a YGPS satelite...", - "Running processess. Now we can calculate client latency.", - "We need to transfer load to port 6 so that we can efficiently use port 4 to tether data onto the OC board", - "Shit, We got a ton of jumper cables to unjumble and arrange.." - "Syntax error in line 32", - "Syntax error in line 45", - "Error. Module not found..."] - -cmp = [ - "Thank you for existing.", - "You make me see the world in a way no one else ever has.", - "I love the way you make me think.", - "Around you, I’m the best possible version of myself.", - "You’re my constant reminder that people can be good.", - "Are you for real? How did I get so lucky that I met you?", - "You impress me every single day.", - "Your capacity for kindness is boundless.", - "I wish I were half the human you are.", - "I didn’t know how important friendship was until we met.", - "There’s no one like you.", - "You’re not as dumb as you let people think you are.", - "You’re beautiful.", - "I’ve never met a person as wonderful as you are.", - "You make me want to be a better person.", - "You make me believe in goodness.", - "How did you learn to be so good?", - "Your heart must be ten times the average size.", - "I don’t know what I’d do without you. Actually.", - "You give me the kind of advice I always need to hear (even if I don’t want to hear it). Thank you for that.", - "You’re accomplishing so much. Every day you are growing and evolving into a better, stronger version of who you were yesterday. You have already done so much in the time that I’ve known you. Your passion for life has encouraged me to dream bigger, love harder, and find beauty everywhere."] - - -blurt = [ - "Can I Tie Your Shoes? I Don’t Want You Falling For Anyone Else.", - "Please Keep Your Distance. I Might Fall For You.", - "You’re Single? I’m Single. Coincidence? I Think Not.", - "Do You Happen To Have A Band-Aid? I Scraped My Knee Falling For You.", - "Excuse Me, Would You Like A Raisin? No? How About A Date Then?", - "So Last Night, I Was Reading The Book Of Numbers And I Realized I Don’t Have Yours.", - "Do Your Legs Hurt From Running Through My Dreams All Night?", - "Baby, You’re So Sweet, You'll Put Hershey’s Out Of Business.", - "You’re So Beautiful, Even The Leaves Fall For You.", - "Are You A Magician? ‘Cause Every Time I Look At You, Everyone Else Disappears.", - "If You Were A Facebook Status, I Would Like You.", - "Your Eyes Are As Blue As The Ocean. And oh boy, I’m really Lost At Sea.", - "Do You Have A Map? Because I Just Keep Getting Lost In Your Eyes.", - "You Better Have A License, Cause You’re Driving Me Crazy.", - "Do You Believe In Love At First Sight, Or Should I Walk By Again?", - "I Won’t Give You A Cheesy Pick Up Line, If You Let Me Buy You A Drink.", - "Besides Being Gorgeous, What Do You Do For A Living?”", - "If You Were A Hamburger At McDonald’s, You’d Be A McGorgeous.", - "I’m Not Trying To Impress You Or Anything, But
 I’m Actually Batman!", - "Was That An Earthquake
 Or Did You Just Rock My World?", - "Was Your Dad A Boxer? ‘Cause You’re A Knockout.", - "My Name’s Han And I Really Don’t Wanna Fly Solo Tonight.", - "You Know What You And The Weather Have In Common? You’re Both Hot.", - "What’cha Doing For The Rest Of Your Life? :wink:", - "Are You A Tangerine? ‘Cause You Certainly Are A Cutie.", - "You Look So Familiar
 Did We Take A Class Together? No? I Could’ve Sworn You And I Had Chemistry.", - "If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I’d Put U And I Together", - "Let’s Be Nothing. ‘Cause Nothing Lasts Forever.", - "My Doctor Says I’m Lacking Vitamin U.", - "You Must Do Interior Design Because You Definitely Made This Room More Beautiful.", - "I Value My Breath, So It’d Be Nice If You Stopped Taking It Away Every Time You Walked By.", - " If You Were A Vegetable You’d Be A Cute-Cumber.", - "See My Friend Over There? He Wants To Know If You Think I’m Cute.", - "I’m Not A Photographer, But I Can Picture You And Me Together.", - "If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I Saw Someone As Beautiful As You, I’d Have 5 Cents", - " Let’s Commit The Perfect Crime: I’ll Steal Your Heart, And You Steal Mine.", - "Are You A Carbon Sample? ‘Cause I Want To Date You.", - "I’m Pretty Great At Algebra; I Can Make Your X Disappear And You’ll Never Need To Know Y.", - "What Are The Odds Of You Being In My Favor?", - "Can I Tell You Your Fortune? *Takes Hand And Writes Phone Number On It* .Your Future Is Clear.", - "How Come You’re Not On Top Of The Christmas Tree? I Thought That’s Where Angels Belong.", - "I Would Offer You A Cigarette, But You’re Already Smokin’ Hot.", - "Hi, I’m Writing A Term Paper On The Finer Things In Life, And I Was Wondering If I Could Interview You?", - "You Know, Dr. Phil Says I’m Afraid Of Commitment. Want To Help Prove Him Wrong?", - "Are You Australian? ‘Cause You Meet All Of My Koala-Fications.", - "On A Scale Of 1 To America, How Free Are You Tonight?", - "Are You Drinking Some Hot Tea? ‘Cause You Certainly Are A Hottie.", - "I’m Sorry, Were You Talking To Me?” No? “Well Then, Please Start.", - "See That Door? Let’s Go Out.", - "Are You From Utah? ‘Cause I Want U-Tah Date Me.", - "Okay I’m Here. What Were Your Other Two Wishes?", - "If Beauty Were Measured In Seconds, You’d Be A Month. Damn, look at that 2635200 seconds of Beauty...", - "Hi, The Voices In My Head Told Me To Come Over And Talk To You.", - "Good Thing I Brought My Library Card
 ’Cause I Can’t Stop Checking You Out.", - "I Lost My Teddy Bear, Will You Sleep With Me Instead?", - " What’s On The Menu, You Ask? ME-N-U", - "Do You Work At Subway? ‘Cause You Just Gave Me A Foot-Long. :wink:", - "Hey, My Name’s Microsoft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight?", - "Are You Related To Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme You’re Sexy!", - " Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?", - "Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone Said You Were Looking For Me?", - "Does Heaven Know They’re Missing An Angel?", - " Here’s $10. Drink Until I Am Really Good Looking, Then Come And Talk To Me.", - "If I Followed You Home, Would You Keep Me?", - "You Look Great And All, But Do You Know What Would Really Look Good On You.....? Me.", - "Are You A Musician Vampire? Because My Organ Is Filling Up With Blood. :wink:", - "Is Your Name Google? Because You’re The Answer To Everything I’m Searching For.", - "Can You Pass Me An Inhaler? Because You Just Took My Breath Away.", - "You Should Be Called Wifi. Because I’m Starting To Feel A Real Connection.", - " Are You Adele? Because You Got Me At Hello.", - "Hey There You Look Good, How Many Guys Do I Have To Wait Behind?", - "Your Father Must Be A Drug Dealer, Cause You Dope!", - "You Must Be A Broom, ‘Cause You Just Swept Me Off My Feet.", - "You’re Like A Candy Bar: Half Sweet And Half Nuts.And I love it.", - "I Feel Like A Toyota Because I Couldn’t Stop Myself From Accelerating Over To You.", - " Daaaaamn, How Can You Be Hotter Than The Bottom Of My Laptop.", - "Are Those Space Pants? Because Your Butt Is Out Of This World! And I love this...", - "Is Your Name Gillette? Because You’re The Best A Man Can Get.", - "My Body Is Telling Me Yes. I Hope Yours Is Doing The Same Thing.", - "Is Your Mom A Chicken? Because You’re Eggcellent.", - "Sorry, But You’re Going To Have To Leave. You’re Making Everyone Else Look Ugly.", - " I’m Not Fred Flintstone, But I Can Make Your Bed Rock.", - "You look beautiful even when you don’t try."] - -bk = [ - 'Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis(genre-Comedy)', - 'Money by Martin Amis(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Information by Martin Amis(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Bottle Factory Outing by Beryl Bainbridge(genre-Comedy)', - 'According to Queeney by Beryl Bainbridge(genre-Comedy)', - 'Flaubert’s Parrot by Julian Barnes(genre-Comedy)', - 'A History of the World in 10 1/2 Chapters by Julian Barnes(genre-Comedy)', - 'Augustus Carp, Esq. by Himself: Being the Autobiography of a Really Good Man by Henry Howarth Bashford(genre-Comedy)', - 'Molloy by Samuel Beckett(genre-Comedy)', - 'Zuleika Dobson by Max Beerbohm(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Adventures of Augie March by Saul Bellow(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Uncommon Reader by Alan Bennett(genre-Comedy)', - 'Queen Lucia by EF Benson(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Ascent of Rum Doodle by WE Bowman(genre-Comedy)', - 'A Good Man in Africa by William Boyd(genre-Comedy)', - 'The History Man by Malcolm Bradbury(genre-Comedy)', - 'No Bed for Bacon by Caryl Brahms and SJ Simon(genre-Comedy)', - 'Illywhacker by Peter Carey(genre-Comedy)', - 'A Season in Sinji by JL Carr(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Harpole Report by JL Carr(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington(genre-Comedy)', - 'Mister Johnson by Joyce Cary(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Horse’s Mouth by Joyce Cary(genre-Comedy)', - 'Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Case of the Gilded Fly by Edmund Crispin(genre-Comedy)', - 'Just William by Richmal Crompton(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Provincial Lady by EM Delafield(genre-Comedy)', - 'Slouching Towards Kalamazoo by Peter De Vries(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens(genre-Comedy)', - 'Martin Chuzzlewit by Charles Dickens(genre-Comedy)', - 'Jacques the Fatalist and his Master by Denis Diderot(genre-Comedy)', - 'A Fairy Tale of New York by JP Donleavy(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Commitments by Roddy Doyle(genre-Comedy)', - 'Ennui by Maria Edgeworth(genre-Comedy)', - 'Cheese by Willem Elsschot(genre-Comedy)', - "Bridget Jones’s Diary by Helen Fielding(genre-Comedy)", - 'Joseph Andrews by Henry Fielding(genre-Comedy)', - 'Tom Jones by Henry Fielding(genre-Comedy)', - 'Caprice by Ronald Firbank(genre-Comedy)', - 'Bouvard et PĂ©cuchet by Gustave Flaubert(genre-Comedy)', - 'Towards the End of the Morning by Michael Frayn(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Polygots by William Gerhardie(genre-Comedy)', - 'Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons(genre-Comedy)', - 'Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol(genre-Comedy)', - 'Oblomov by Ivan Goncharov(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame(genre-Comedy)', - "Brewster’s Millions by Richard Greaves (George Barr McCutcheon)(genre-Comedy)", - "Squire Haggard’s Journal by Michael Green(genre-Comedy)", - "Our Man in Havana by Graham Greene(genre-Comedy)", - 'Travels with My Aunt by Graham Greene(genre-Comedy)', - 'Diary of a Nobody by George Grossmith(genre-Comedy)', - 'The Little World of Don Camillo by Giovanni Guareschi(genre-Comedy)', - 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'Darwin’s Radio by Greg Bear(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Vathek by William Beckford(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Stars My Destination by Alfred Bester(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Lost Souls by Poppy Z Brite(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Wieland by Charles Brockden Brown(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Rogue Moon by Algis Budrys(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Coming Race by EGEL Bulwer-Lytton(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The End of the World News by Anthony Burgess(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Naked Lunch by William Burroughs(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Kindred by Octavia Butler(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Erewhon by Samuel Butler(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Baron in the Trees by Italo Calvino(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Influence by Ramsey Campbell(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Through the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There by Lewis Carroll(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Nights at the Circus by Angela Carter (genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Passion of New Eve by Angela Carter(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon (genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Man who was Thursday by GK Chesterton(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Childhood’s End by Arthur C Clarke(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell by Susanna Clarke(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Hello Summer, Goodbye by Michael G Coney(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 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'Lord of the Flies by William Golding(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Forever War by Joe Haldeman(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Light by M John Harrison(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The House of the Seven Gables by Nathaniel Hawthorne(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A Heinlein(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Dune by Frank L Herbert(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban (genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner by James Hogg(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Atomised by Michel Houellebecq(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Brave New World by Aldous Huxley(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Unconsoled by Kazuo Ishiguro(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Turn of the Screw by Henry James(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Children of Men by PD James(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'After London; or, Wild England by Richard Jefferies(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Bold as Love by Gwyneth Jones(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Trial by Franz Kafka(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Flowers for Algernon by Daniel Keyes(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Shining by Stephen King(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Victorian Chaise-longue by Marghanita Laski(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Uncle Silas by Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Earthsea Series by Ursula Le Guin(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula Le Guin(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Solaris by Stanislaw Lem (genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Memoirs of a Survivor by Doris Lessing(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Monk by Matthew Lewis(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'A Voyage to Arcturus by David Lindsay(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Night Sessions by Ken Macleod(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Beyond Black by Hilary Mantel(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Only Forward by Michael Marshall Smith(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'I Am Legend by Richard Matheson(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Melmoth the Wanderer by Charles Maturin(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Butcher Boy by Patrick McCabe(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Road by Cormac McCarthy(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Ascent by Jed Mercurio(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Scar by China Mieville(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Ingenious Pain by Andrew Miller(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M Miller Jr(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Cloud Atlas by David Mitchell(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Mother London by Michael Moorcock(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'News from Nowhere by William Morris(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Beloved by Toni Morrison(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle by Haruki Murakami(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Ada or Ardor by Vladimir Nabokov(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Ringworld by Larry Niven(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Vurt by Jeff Noon(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Third Policeman by Flann O’Brien(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Famished Road by Ben Okri(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Nightmare Abbey by Thomas Love Peacock(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Space Merchants by Frederik Pohl and CM Kornbluth(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'A Glastonbury Romance by John Cowper Powys(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Discworld Series by Terry Pratchett(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Prestige by Christopher Priest(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Gargantua and Pantagruel by Francois Rabelais(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Mysteries of Udolpho by Ann Radcliffe(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Revelation Space by Alastair Reynolds(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Years of Rice and Salt by Kim Stanley Robinson(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Harry Potter by JK Rowling(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'The Female Man by Joanna Russ(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 'Air by Geoff Ryman(genre-Science Fiction and Fantasy)', - 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'GB84 by David Peace(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Headlong Hall by Thomas Love Peacock(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Afternoon Men by Anthony Powell(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Vineland by Thomas Pynchon(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Radetzky March by Joseph Roth(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'American Pastoral by Philip Roth(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Human Stain by Philip Roth(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Shame by Salman Rushdie(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'To Each his Own by Leonardo Sciascia(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Staying On by Paul Scott(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Last Exit to Brooklyn by Hubert Selby Jr(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Lonely Londoners by Samuel Selvon(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'God’s Bit of Wood by Ousmane Sembene(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Case of Comrade Tulayev by Victor Serge(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Richshaw Boy by Lao She(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Saturday Night and Sunday Morning by Alan Sillitoe(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Jungle by Upton Sinclair(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Novel on Yellow Paper by Stevie Smith(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'White Teeth by Zadie Smith(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovtich by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Red and the Black by Stendhal(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'This Sporting Life by David Storey(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Red Room by August Stringberg(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Home and the World by Rabindranath Tagore(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists by Robert Tressell(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Last Chronicle of Barset by Anthony Trollope(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Way We Live Now by Anthony Trollope(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Couples by John Updike(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Z by Vassilis Vassilikos(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Billy Liar by Keith Waterhouse(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Day of the Locust by Nathanael West(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Return of the Soldier by Rebecca West(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The House of Mirth by Edith Wharton(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'The Bonfire of the Vanities by Tom Wolfe(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Germinal by Emile Zola(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'La Bete Humaine by Emile Zola(genre-State of the Nation)', - 'Silver Stallion by Junghyo Ahn(genre-War and travel)', - 'Death of a Hero by Richard Aldington(genre-War and travel)', - 'Master Georgie by Beryl Bainbridge(genre-War and travel)', - 'Darkness Falls from the Air by Nigel Balchin(genre-War and travel)', - 'Empire of the Sun by JG Ballard(genre-War and travel)', - 'Regeneration by Pat Barker(genre-War and travel)', - 'A Long Long Way by Sebastian Barry(genre-War and travel)', - 'Fair Stood the Wind for France by HE Bates(genre-War and travel)', - 'Carrie’s War by Nina Bawden(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Savage Detectives by Roberto Bolano(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles(genre-War and travel)', - 'An Ice-Cream War by William Boyd(genre-War and travel)', - 'When the Wind Blows by Raymond Briggs(genre-War and travel)', - 'Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino(genre-War and travel)', - 'Auto-da-Fe by Elias Canetti(genre-War and travel)', - 'One of Ours by Willa Cather(genre-War and travel)', - 'Journey to the End of the Night by Louis-Ferdinand Celine(genre-War and travel)', - 'Monkey by Wu Ch’eng-en(genre-War and travel)', - 'Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad(genre-War and travel)', - 'Lord Jim by Joseph Conrad(genre-War and travel)', - 'Nostromo by Joseph Conrad(genre-War and travel)', - 'Sharpe’s Eagle by Bernard Cornwell(genre-War and travel)', - 'The History of Pompey the Little by Francis Coventry(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane(genre-War and travel)', - 'Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe(genre-War and travel)', - 'Bomber by Len Deighton(genre-War and travel)', - 'Deliverance by James Dickey(genre-War and travel)', - 'Three Soldiers by John Dos Passos(genre-War and travel)', - 'South Wind by Norman Douglas(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas(genre-War and travel)', - 'Justine by Lawrence Durrell(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Bamboo Bed by William Eastlake(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Siege of Krishnapur by JG Farrell(genre-War and travel)', - 'Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks(genre-War and travel)', - 'Parade’s End by Ford Madox Ford(genre-War and travel)', - 'The African Queen by CS Forester(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Ship by CS Forester(genre-War and travel)', - 'Flashman by George MacDonald Fraser(genre-War and travel)', - 'Cold Mountain by Charles Frazier(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Beach by Alex Garland(genre-War and travel)', - 'To The Ends of the Earth trilogy by William Golding(genre-War and travel)', - 'Asterix the Gaul by Rene Goscinny(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass(genre-War and travel)', - 'Count Belisarius by Robert Graves(genre-War and travel)', - 'Life and Fate by Vassily Grossman(genre-War and travel)', - 'De Niro’s Game by Rawi Hage(genre-War and travel)', - 'King Solomon’s Mines by H Rider Haggard(genre-War and travel)', - 'She: A History of Adventure by H Rider Haggard(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Slaves of Solitude by Patrick Hamilton(genre-War and travel)', - 'Covenant with Death by John Harris(genre-War and travel)', - 'Enigma by Robert Harris(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Good Soldier Svejk by Jaroslav Hasek(genre-War and travel)', - 'For Whom the Bell Tolls by Ernest Hemingway(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Prisoner of Zenda by Anthony Hope(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini(genre-War and travel)', - 'A High Wind in Jamaica by Richard Hughes(genre-War and travel)', - 'Rasselas by Samuel Johnson(genre-War and travel)', - 'From Here to Eternity by James Jones(genre-War and travel)', - 'Andersonville by MacKinlay Kantor(genre-War and travel)', - 'Confederates by Thomas Keneally(genre-War and travel)', - 'Schindler’s Ark by Thomas Keneally(genre-War and travel)', - 'Day by AL Kennedy(genre-War and travel)', - 'On the Road by Jack Kerouac(genre-War and travel)', - 'Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Painted Bird by Jerzy Kosinski(genre-War and travel)', - 'If Not Now, When? by Primo Levi(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Call of the Wild by Jack London(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Guns of Navarone by Alistair MacLean(genre-War and travel)', - 'All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy(genre-War and travel)', - 'Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Mark of Zorro by Johnston McCulley(genre-War and travel)', - 'Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurty(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Naked and the Dead by Norman Mailer(genre-War and travel)', - 'La Condition Humaine by Andre Malraux(genre-War and travel)', - 'Fortunes of War by Olivia Manning(genre-War and travel)', - 'One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Children of the New Forest by Frederick Marryat(genre-War and travel)', - 'Moby-Dick or, The Whale by Herman Melville(genre-War and travel)', - 'Tales of the South Pacific by James Michener(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Cruel Sea by Nicholas Monsarrat(genre-War and travel)', - 'History by Elsa Morante(genre-War and travel)', - 'Suite Francaise by Irene Nemirovsky(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Sorrow of War by Bao Ninh(genre-War and travel)', - 'Master and Commander by Patrick O’Brian(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Things They Carried by Tim O’Brien(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Emmuska Orczy(genre-War and travel)', - 'Burmese Days by George Orwell(genre-War and travel)', - 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Valley of Bones by Anthony Powell(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Soldier’s Art by Anthony Powell(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Military Philosophers by Anthony Powell(genre-War and travel)', - 'Gravity’s Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Surprising Adventures of Baron Munchausen by Rudolp Erich Raspe(genre-War and travel)', - 'All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Crab with the Golden Claws by Georges Remi Herge(genre-War and travel)', - 'Tintin in Tibet by Georges Remi Herge(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Castafiore Emerald by Georges Remi Herge(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Devil to Pay in the Backlands by Joao Guimaraes Rosa(genre-War and travel)', - 'Sacaramouche by Rafael Sabatini(genre-War and travel)', - 'Captain Blood by Rafael Sabatini(genre-War and travel)', - 'Everything is Illuminated by Jonathon Safran Foer(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Hunters by James Salter(genre-War and travel)', - 'Ivanhoe by Sir Walter Scott(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Rings of Saturn by WG Sebald(genre-War and travel)', - 'Austerlitz by WG Sebald(genre-War and travel)', - 'Black Beauty by Anna Sewell(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Young Lions by Irwin Shaw(genre-War and travel)', - 'A Town Like Alice by Nevil Shute(genre-War and travel)', - 'Maus by Art Spiegelman(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Charterhouse of Parma by Stendhal(genre-War and travel)', - 'Cryptonomicon by Neil Stephenson(genre-War and travel)', - 'A Sentimental Journey by Lawrence Sterne(genre-War and travel)', - 'Kidnapped by Robert Louis Stevenson(genre-War and travel)', - 'Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson(genre-War and travel)', - 'A Flag for Sunrise by Robert Stone(genre-War and travel)', - 'Sophie’s Choice by William Styron(genre-War and travel)', - 'Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift(genre-War and travel)', - 'War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain(genre-War and travel)', - 'Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne(genre-War and travel)', - 'A Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne(genre-War and travel)', - 'Williwaw by Gore Vidal(genre-War and travel)', - 'Candide by Voltaire(genre-War and travel)', - 'Slaughter-House Five by Kurt Vonnegut(genre-War and travel)', - 'Put Out More Flags by Evelyn Waugh(genre-War and travel)', - 'Men at Arms by Evelyn Waugh(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Island of Dr Moreau by HG Wells(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Machine-Gunners by Robert Westall(genre-War and travel)', - 'Voss by Patrick White(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Virginian by Owen Wister (genre-War and travel)', - 'The Caine Mutiny by Herman Wouk(genre-War and travel)', - 'The Debacle by Emile Zola(genre-War and travel)'] - -cf = ["You had a lovely time...", - "Nah. You got stranded", - "You sat alone in the cafe", - "You had a lovely coffee with a lovely person", - "You spilt coffee on their clothes.... wasted:tm:", - "You spilt coffee... Your date left", - "That went well.... You got their number *wink *wink", - "That went really bad. You guys just sat their quietly...", - "Nothing happenned", - "They bailed....oof", - "That went horiblly...", - "Awwwww, You both were so cute...", - "Epic fail,oooofff", - "You got slapped...rip"] - - -fortunes = [ - 'Your heart is in a place to draw true happiness.', - 'A thrilling time is in your near future.', - 'The one you love is closer than you think.', - 'The world is going to end tomorrow.', - 'The future is vey dull', - 'You are going to fail in an embaressing manner.', - 'The future holds misery', - 'Nah, I am not telling you.', - 'You shall succeed in your endeavour', - 'Your future is very bright.', - 'The children of misfortune come into their own', - 'I see you sponsoring this project soon', - 'The stars are in your favor.', - 'You will live long and prosper.', - 'The force is with you.', - 'Be wary of your surroundings. A stranger is stalking you.', - 'Your future holds-- Hepatitis.', - 'Be wary of people around you. Your nemesis is quite keen on destroying you.', - 'Yur gonna be a wizard', - 'You are going to meet a very hot and handsome man soon.', - 'You are going to be lonely forever', - 'A secret admirer will soon send you a sign of affection.', - 'Your future holds-- "**HUMMUS**" ', - 'Your future holds-- "**BANANAS**"', - 'Your future holds-- "**BUBBLE-WRAP**"', - 'Your are gonna loose your most precious belonging', - 'Something you lost will turn up soon.', - 'Your future holds--"**A TOASTER**"', - 'You are going to recieve really good marks.', - 'You are gonna fail class this year.', - 'I see you eating loads of Ice-Cream', - 'You are gonna be fired from your job, very soon...', - 'I see *True-Love* :heart: :heart: :heart: .Awwwww. That is cute. '] - -quo = { - "If you haven’t found something strange during the day, it hasn’t been much of a day.": "JOHN WHEELER", - "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.": "Arthur C. Clarke", - "The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little past them into the impossible.": "Arthur C. Clarke", - "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.": "Mark Twain", - "How wonderful that we have met with paradox. Now we have some hope for making progress.": "NEILS BOHR", - "I canna’ change the laws of physics, Captain!": "SCOTTY, CHIEF ENGINEER IN STAR TREK", - "Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.": "JOHN WHEELER", - "Someday in the next thirty years, very quietly one day we will cease to be the brightest things on Earth.": "JAMES McAlear", - "Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Either thought is frightening.": "ARTHUR C. CLARKE", - "This foolish idea of shooting at the moon is an example of the absurd length to which vicious specialization carry scientists... the proposition appears to be basically impossible.": "A. W. BIKERTON, 1926", - "The finer part of mankind will, in all likelihood, never perish-they will migrate from sun to sun as they go out.And so there is no end to life, to intellect and the perfection of humanity. Its progress is everlasting.": "KONSTATINE E. TSIOLKOVSKY, FATHER OF ROCKETRY", - "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka” (I found it), but 'That’s funny---.": " ~ISAAC ASIMOV", - "If the man doesn’t believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, nowadays, because now we can’t burn him.": "MARK TWAIN", - "It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.": "WOODY ALLEN", - "listen: there’s a hell of a good universe next door; let’s go": "E. E. CUMMINGS", - "There is nothing so big nor so crazy that one out of a million technological societies may not feel itself driven to do, provide it is physically possible.": "FREEMAN DYSON", - "Destiny is not a matter of chance - it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for-it is a thing to be achieved": "WILLIAMS JENNINGS BRYAN", - "IS PHYSICS INCOMPLETE? ‱ Answer-'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh": "Michio Kaku", - "You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.": "Dr. Suess", - "Get busy living or get busy dying.": "Stephen King", - "The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself.": "Mark Caine", - "When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.": "Helen Keller", - "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.": "Mark Twain", - "When I dare to be powerful – to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.": "Audre Lorde", - "Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.": "Eleanor Roosevelt", - "A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.": "David Brinkley", - "Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.": "John F. Kennedy", - "I can’t give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time.": "Herbert Bayard Swope", - "Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It’s quite simple, really: Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn’t at all. You can be discouraged by failure or you can learn from it, so go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because remember that’s where you will find success.": "Thomas J. Watson*", - "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.": "Theodore Roosevelt", - "I’m a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down.": "Abraham Lincoln", - "Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.": "Lucille Ball", - "Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.": "Joshua J. Marine", - "Love is a serious mental disease.": "*-Plato*", - "Our greatest fear should not be of failure
 but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter.": "Francis Chan", - "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.": "Alexander Graham Bell", - "It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.": "Leonardo Da Vinci", - "The only impossible journey is the one you never begin.": " Anthony Robbins", - "It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” Also you're gay.": "J. K Rowling", - "Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.": "Pablo Picasso", - "If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.": "Albert Einstein", - "Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there’s an element of talent you should probably possess. But if you just stick around long enough, eventually something is going to happen.": "Dax Shepard", - "The opposite of love is not hate; it’s indifference.": "Elie Wiesel", - "Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it.": "Charles Swindoll ", - "The good news is that the moment you decide that what you know is more important than what you have been taught to believe, you will have shifted gears in your quest for abundance. Success comes from within, not from without.": "Elie Wiesel", - "While physics and mathematics may tell us how the universe began, they are not much use in predicting human behavior because there are far too many equations to solve. I'm no better than anyone else at understanding what makes people tick, particularly women": "Stephen Hawking", - "Life is strong and fragile. It's a paradox... It's both things, like quantum physics: It's a particle and a wave at the same time. It all exists all together": "Joan Jett", - "We do not know what the rules of the game are; all we are allowed to do is to watch the playing. Of course, if we watch long enough, we may eventually catch on to a few of the rules. The rules of the game are what we mean by fundamental physics": "Richard P. Feynman", - "In string theory, all particles are vibrations on a tiny rubber band; physics is the harmonies on the string; chemistry is the melodies we play on vibrating strings; the universe is a symphony of strings, and the 'Mind of God' is cosmic music resonating in 11-dimensional hyperspace": "Michio Kaku", - "Quantum physics is a bit of a passion of mine. It's extraordinary. There's a branch of mathematics that is based on lunacy, and that's wonderful": "Bob Hoskins", - "All that we see and seem is but a dream within a dream.": "Edgar Allan Poe", - "Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma – which is living with the results of other people’s thinking.": "Steve Jobs", - "In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: It goes on.": "Robert Frost ", - "The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.": "Someone...", - "I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams.": "Someone...", - "The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa, the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.": "Somoene...", - "Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.": "Someone...", - "You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common: they don’t alter their views to fit the facts; they alter the facts to fit their views . Which might be quite unfortunate if you happen to be one of those facts that needs altering.": "Someone...", - "Never cruel or cowardly. Never give up, never give in": "Somoene...", - "Rest is for the weary, sleep is for the dead.": "Someone...", - "There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive
 wormhole refractors
 You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.": "Someone...", - "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint – it’s more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly
 time-y wimey
 stuff.": "Someone...", - "I’ll be a story in your head. That’s okay. We’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? ‘Cause it was, you know. It was the best": "Somoone...", - "One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.": "Someone...", - "We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?": "Someone...", - "Good men don’t need rules.Today's not a good day to find out why I have so many.": "Someone...", - "Never run when you’re scared.": "Someone...", - "What’s the point in having a heart if you can’t be a bit forgiving every now and then?": "Someone...", - "There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.": "Tom Baker", - "When you’re a kid, they tell you it’s all
 Grow up, get a job, get married, get a house, have a kid, and that’s it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It’s so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.": "Someone...", - "You want weapons? We’re in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!Arm yourself...!": "Someone...", - "Letting it get to you. You know what that’s called? Being alive. Best thing there is. Being alive right now is all that counts.": "Someone...", - "Superior intelligence and senseless cruelty just do not go together.": "Someone...", - "A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.": "Someone...", - "Come on, man! It isn’t rocket science, it’s just quantum physics!": "Someone...", - "If you step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race.": "Someone...", - "The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it’s a world, or a relationship
 Everything has its time. And everything ends.": "Someone...", - "Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well
 not yet, give me time and a crayon.": "Someone...", - "Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you’re busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.": "Someone...", - "Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. But they’re wrong. ‘Cause it’s not irrational. *I'm really scared of the dark": "Someone...", - "Everything’s got to end sometime. Otherwise nothing would ever get started.": "Someone...", - "There’s always something to look at if you open your eyes!": "Someone...", - "Courage isn’t just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It’s being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.": "Someone...", - "There's a horror movie called Alien?That's really offensive, no wonder everyone keeps invading you...": "Someone...", - "Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones but you still have to choose.": "Someone...", - "**Never** trust a **hug**.It's just a way to hide your face...": "Someone...", - "This is one corner
 of one country, in one continent, on one planet that’s a corner of a galaxy that’s a corner of a universe that is forever growing and shrinking and creating and destroying and never remaining the same for a single millisecond. And there is so much, so much to see.": "Someone...", - "Do you think that we care for you so little that betraying us would make a difference?": "Someone...", - "*A BEDROOM?*,What... You've got a whole room *for not being awake in?* But what's the point? You're just missing the room!": "Someone...", - "I've got a horrible feeling that I might have to kill you,I thought you might appreciate a drink first.": "Someone...", - "Do you know what the big problemis in telling Fantasy and Reality apart? They're both ridiculous....": "Someone...", - "Without the capacity for pain, we can't feel the hurt that we inflict...": "Someone...", - "I want you to know that someone cares. Someone, not me": "Someone...", - "The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.": "Someone...", - "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.": "Someone...", - "Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.": "Someone...", - "In order to succeed, we must first believe that we can.": "Someone...", - "You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.": "Someone...", - "A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others.": "Someone...", - "Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.": "Someone...", - "Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.": "Someone...", - "Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.": "Someone...", - "Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.": "Someone...", - "Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination.": "Someone...", - "We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.": "Someone...", - "Do something wonderful, people may imitate it.": "Someone...", - "Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.": "Someone...", - "I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.": "Someone...", - "It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.": "Someone...", - "Believe you can and you're halfway there.": "Someone...", - "My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.": "Someone...", - "Whoever is happy will make others happy too.": "Someone...", - "The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me.": "Ayn Rand", - "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.": "Forrest Gump", - "The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.": "Someone...", - "The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.": "Bruce Lee", - "Success? I don’t know what that word means. I’m happy. But success, that goes back to what in somebody’s eyes success means. For me, success is inner peace. That’s a good day for me.": "Denzel Washington", - "It is not the strongest or most intelligent who will survive but those who can best manage change.": "Charles Darwin", - "Soft skills get little respect but they will make or break your career.": "Peggy Klaus", - "Peace is not the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it.": "Mahatma Gandhi", - "Of all the life skills available to us, communication is perhaps the most empowering.": "Bret Morrison", - "Sooner or later, we all go through a crucible. Most believe there are two types of people who go into a crucible: the ones who grow stronger from the experience and survive it, and the ones who die. But there's a third type: the ones who learn to love the fire. They chose to stay in their crucible because it's easier to embrace the pain when it's all you know anymore......": ""} - - -nerd = [ - "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn featured the first fully computer-created sequence in movie history. The effects were created by a small, subsidiary company of Lucasfilm, which would rename itself to Pixar Animation Studios just a few years later.", - "In 1982, the movie Tron was passed over for a nomination for special effects at the Oscars because the effects were created by a computer. According to the movie’s director, the Academy thought that using computers was cheating.", - "Any mega fan of the Star Wars franchise will know the word “wizard” is not just a term for a guy with robes, a long beard, and magical powers. It’s also an adjective that means “awesome,” and was used by young Anakin Skywalker in The Phantom Menace.", - "When Star Trek premiered in 1966, the final line of the introductory text of each episode was “to boldly go where no man has gone before.” This led to a debate amongst grammar nerds over whether or not the phrase should have been “to go boldly where no man has gone before” instead.", - "PokĂ©mon are fictional creatures which can be captured by humans known as “trainers” for battle or for sport. The question of which pokĂ©mon came first is a popular discussion subject among fans. Bulbasaur is the first pokĂ©mon in the PokĂ©dex, but that doesn’t make him the first ever. Arceus is the equivalent of God in the PokĂ©mon world and is believed to have created the universe, making it a solid contender for the first pokĂ©mon, but on the other hand, Mew contains the genetic code of all pokĂ©mon in its DNA, and so it is believed to have come first.", - "The word floccinaucinihilipilification means “the act of viewing something as being useless, without value, or unimportant.” It is the longest non-technical term in the English language and is one letter longer than antidisestablishmentarianism.", - "Believe it or not, there are at least two complete novels that do not use the letter “E.” The first is a 50,000-word novel called Gadsby written in 1939 by Ernest Vincent Wright. To avoid using the letter “E,” Wright allegedly pinned down the letter on his typewriter. The second is a novel written in French by Georges Perec. Published in 1969, the French title was La Disparition, and it was eventually translated into English under the name A Void. A literal translation of the book’s title would have been The Disappearance, but that would have used “E” three times, so it had to be changed.", - "There is one common domestic animal that was not mentioned in the bible: Cats do not appear anywhere in the text, and according to some historians, there may be a good reason for this. Cats were revered and even worshiped by the Egyptian people, but in the eyes of Christians, Egyptians were Pagan, and early writers of the bible would have removed any Pagan references. Another theory suggests that cats are not mentioned because they were not considered to be domestic animals. Even house cats are still partially wild, and without human interaction can become completely feral and still survive. I’m watching you, Mittens
", - "The term “robot” was coined in 1920 by the playwright Karel Capek in his play Rossum’s Universal Robots, known commonly as R.U.R. The word comes from a Czech term meaning “forced labor.” In the play, human existence is threatened when robots try to take over the world.", - "The Death Stars in Star Wars: A New Hope and Return of the Jedi are largely thought to be the only two such space stations, but a third, fake Death Star was built by the warlord Ennix Devian of the Galactic Empire in the comic series Crimson Empire. He built it to create a diversion for his men while they were hijacking warships from nearby shipyards.", - "The name Dumbledore from Harry Potter is actually an Old English word for “bumblebee.” When asked why she chose that word for his name, J.K. Rowling said it was because she pictured Dumbledore humming to himself like a bee.", - "The oft-ridiculed font Comic Sans was created by designer Vincent Connare, who based it off of the comic books he had in his office, namely Frank Miller’s The Dark Knight Returns and Alan Moore’s The Watchmen. His goal was to create a child-friendly font to include in the speech bubbles of Microsoft applications aimed at introducing children to computers. The font first shipped with the Windows 95 Plus pack, but later became a permanent part of the operating system.", - "In Dutch, Darth Vader loosely translates to Dark Father. This has led some Star Wars fans to speculate that creator George Lucas was dropping hints as to Luke Skywalker’s parentage, but according to Lucas, the name is incidental: Darth Vader was created before Luke Skywalker was even a character, and their familial relationship was only thought up later.", - "The Lord of the Rings was originally intended to be published as one volume in a two-book set that included another work, The Silmarillion. Due to concerns about cost, the publisher decided against publishing it this way and broke it up into three separate books. Technically, the three books make one complete novel, and should not be referred to as a trilogy.", - "If you’ve ever read a comic book, you’ve probably noticed that a series of symbols often replace curse words. Well, those symbols actually have names: individual symbols are called jarns, quips, nittles or grawlixes, but grawlixes is generally used as the blanket term.", - "Mario, of Super Mario Brothers fame, was named after Nintendo of America’s first landlord, Mr. Mario Segale. Shigeru Miyamoto, the game’s creator, originally wanted to call Mario “Mr. Video,” and he actually went by Jumpman in his first appearance. The classic character has appeared in over 120 of Nintendo’s video games to date.", - "Nicolas Cage was born Nicolas Coppola and is the nephew of director Francis Ford Coppola. When he decided to become an actor, he changed his name in order to forge his own path in Hollywood. He took the name Cage from the popular Marvel comic book character Luke Cage, otherwise known as Power Man.", - "In the popular TV series The X-Files, David Duchovny’s character Fox Mulder believes in extra-terrestrial life and the unknown, while Gillian Anderson’s character Dana Scully is a doubter. In real life, the roles are reversed, and Duchovny is the non-believer.", - "The Library of Congress is home to the world’s largest comic book collection. It currently houses 120,000 individual comic book issues, including mostly American comics but with some foreign works like the classic manga Akira. The bulk of the collection is from the 1940s on, but some select issues date back as far as the 1930s.", - "In 1979, Toru Iwatani, who was an employee of the video-game company Namco, thought of the iconic game Pac-Man while looking at a pizza. The space left by a missing slice looked like a mouth, and it gave him an idea for a game about eating. The Japanese name for the game was Pakkuman, derived from a Japanese phrase that describes the sound a mouth makes when it opens and closes in quick succession. The name was anglicized to Pac-Man went it made the jump across the Pacific to North America.", - "Words like “clint” and “flick” are widely avoided in comic books for one specific reason. When the words are printed, the letters can run together, making them look like certain swear words.", - "The “M” and “M” in M&M’s Candy are named after Forrest Mars Sr. (the son of Frank Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Company) and Bruce Murray (the son of Hershey president William Murray), respectively. The pair made a deal to produce a candy with a hard shell and a center made from Hershey’s chocolate. In exchange for the chocolate, Mars gave Murray a 20% stake in the candy, but bought him out when WWII was over and chocolate rationing ended.", - "A sentence that uses every letter in the alphabet is called a Pangram. The phrase “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” is one of the most recognizable pangrams, but others include “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” and “Crazy Fredrick bought many very exquisite opal jewels.”", - "The tubes that line Enterprise’s hallways in Star Trek have the label G.N.D.N. These letters are an acronym for “goes nowhere, does nothing,” but they weren’t meant to be seen by the television audience.", - "J.R.R. Tolkien was adamant that The Lord of the Rings was not an allegory. Though he was a devout Christian, Tolkien actually genuinely disliked allegory and didn’t intend for his books to be read that way. However, despite his assertion, the topic is still widely debated by scholars today.", - "When comic books reached their peak of popularity in the 1950s, a Comic Book Code was created to regulate rules of sale. The code stated that no respected figure such as a judge, police officer or a government official could ever be portrayed negatively, criminals could never be sympathetic, and good always had to triumph over evil.", - "When the original The Legend of Zelda was released, players could only hold a maximum of 255 rupees, the name of the game’s currency. The number was the maximum value that the game’s memory would allow, and adding more memory was beyond the technological capabilities of the time.", - "When Ben Affleck was cast as Batman in the recent Batman vs. Superman movie, the producers warned him that there could be a poor reaction to his casting, and they suggested he stay off the internet for a while. Affleck couldn’t resist checking the message boards, but the first comment he found said “Affleck as Batman? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!” After reading that, he decided to heed the producers’ advice.", - "Science Fiction is a category with an extraordinary amount of subgenres. Among the most popular are space opera (Star Wars), robot fiction (Isaac Asimov), apocalyptic science fiction, (The Road by Cormac McCarthy) and alien invasion (The War of the Worlds), but others include steampunk, speculative fiction, weird fiction, cyberpunk, and weird west.", - "One of the most famous scenes in the 1982 sci-fi movie E.T. is where E.T. is lured out from hiding with Reese’s Pieces. What most people don’t know is that the producers originally planned to use M&M’s in the scene, but Mars said no thanks, and Reese’s Pieces were used instead. Shortly after the film’s release, the candy experienced a huge jump in sales.", - "Blade Runner is a hugely influential science fiction film that was based on a story by Philip K. Dick called Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? However, despite being the title of the movie, the term “Blade Runner” is not in Dick’s original story. It comes from a novella called Blade Runner (a movie) by beat writer William S. Burroughs, which has nothing to do with androids or science fiction. Ridley Scott just liked the name, so he decided to use it in his movie.", - "In the blockbuster Game of Thrones series, there are seven kingdoms and nine regions in the continent of Westeros. Each kingdom is equivalent to a state, and each ruling family is similar to a governor. The kingdoms answer to the King/Queen of the Andals, who sits on the Iron Throne. The regions are independent territories (kind of like Puerto Rico in the US), but still answer to the Iron Throne. It’s all so simple!", - "The precogs in the movie Minority Report are named for three well-known mystery writers. Agatha is for Agatha Christie, Arthur, for Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and Dashiell for Dashiell Hammett.", - "The most famous cheat code in all of video games goes like this: UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A. The code is commonly called the Konami code, and while it first appeared in the NES game Gradius, it was popularized in the North American release of the classic run and gun game Contra.", - "Superheroes tend to leave a trail of destruction in their wake while they’re busy saving the world, and in the late 80s, Marvel conceived of an organization whose sole job was to clean up after them. The organization is called “Damage Control,” and it acts as a humorous way of grounding the stories with an element of reality. The group made their first appearance in the MCU in 2017’s Spiderman: Homecoming.", - "The movies X-Men: Apocalypse and Logan both feature the mutant character Caliban, but in each film the character is completely different, despite the fact that they are supposed to be happening in the same cinematic universe. The reason for the difference was that neither movie communicated to the other that they were using the character, and when the director of Logan found out, he decided to do it his way instead of trying to conform to the X-Men Universe.", - "Thanks to a process called triboluminescence, all hard candies give off a small spark when they are bitten into. The process is similar to the electrical charge that makes lightning, but on a much smaller level.", - "When Game of Thrones was originally developed for television, the producers created a set of rules that stated no flashbacks, no prophecies, and no dreams. By the end of season five, all of these rules had been broken.", - "In fiction, the psychotic anti-hero Deadpool created a series of trading cards called “Deadpool’s Guide to Super Villains” that includes the histories and pictures of villains for fledgling superheroes to refer to. The complete collection consists of 4,522 cards, but he also created a series of 1,622 appendix cards which outline each villain’s preferred mode of transportation.", - "Producers of The Walking Dead were so worried about set photographers spoiling the show’s seventh season premiere that they recorded the opening scene 11 times, each featuring the death of a different potential victim. When filming was complete, the producers inserted the real take into the final edit.", - "The Big Bang Theory has been running for ten seasons on CBS in the United States and is TV’s #1 sitcom. The popular show centers around four nerdy scientists and their struggle to navigate the normal world, but it’s not all fiction: The character of Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler is a neuroscientist in the show, and she’s played by Mayim Bialik, who actually has a PhD. in neuroscience in real life, which she earned after she had already worked for years as a successful actress.", - "IN 2006, AN AUSTRALIAN MAN TRIED TO SELL NEW ZEALAND ON EBAY. THE PRICE ROSE TO $3,000 BEFORE EBAY SHUT IT DOWN.", - " GOOGLE'S FOUNDERS WERE WILLING TO SELL TO EXCITE FOR UNDER $1 MILLION IN 1999—BUT EXCITE TURNED THEM DOWN.", - "THERE WAS A THIRD APPLE FOUNDER. RONALD WAYNE WHO SOLD HIS 10% STAKE FOR $800 IN 1976.", - " REED HASTINGS WAS INSPIRED TO START NETFLIX AFTER RACKING UP A $40 LATE FEE ON A VHS COPY OF APOLLO 13.", - "THE ACTOR WHO WAS INSIDE R2-D2 HATED THE GUY WHO PLAYED C-3PO, CALLING HIM 'THE RUDEST MAN I'VE EVER MET.'", - " WHEN THREE-LETTER AIRPORT CODES BECAME STANDARD, AIRPORTS THAT HAD BEEN USING TWO LETTERS SIMPLY ADDED AN X.", - " AT ONE POINT IN THE 1990S, 50% OF ALL CDS PRODUCED WORLDWIDE WERE FOR AOL.", - "NUTELLA WAS INVENTED DURING WWII, WHEN AN ITALIAN PASTRY MAKER MIXED HAZELNUTS INTO CHOCOLATE TO EXTEND HIS CHOCOLATE RATION.", - " IN RESPONSE TO THE LORAX, THE FOREST PRODUCTS INDUSTRY PUBLISHED TRUAX TO TEACH KIDS THE IMPORTANCE OF LOGGING.", - "TSUTOMU YAMAGUCHI WAS IN HIROSHIMA FOR WORK WHEN THE FIRST A-BOMB HIT, MADE IT HOME TO NAGASAKI FOR THE SECOND, AND LIVED TO BE 93.", - "BEFORE SETTLING ON THE SEVEN DWARFS WE KNOW TODAY, DISNEY CONSIDERED CHESTY, TUBBY, BURPY, DEAFY, HICKEY, WHEEZY, AND AWFUL.", - "A 2009 SEARCH FOR THE LOCH NESS MONSTER CAME UP EMPTY. SCIENTISTS DID FIND OVER 100,000 GOLF BALLS.", - "NEW MEXICO STATE'S FIRST GRADUATING CLASS IN 1893 HAD ONLY ONE STUDENT—AND HE WAS SHOT AND KILLED BEFORE GRADUATION.", - "12+1 = 11+2, AND 'TWELVE PLUS ONE' IS AN ANAGRAM OF 'ELEVEN PLUS TWO.'", - "THE MEDICAL TERM FOR ICE CREAM HEADACHES IS SPHENOPALATINE GANGLIONEURALGIA.", - "SLEEPING THROUGH WINTER IS HIBERNATION, WHILE SLEEPING THROUGH SUMMER IS ESTIVATION.", - " MARIE CURIE'S NOTEBOOKS ARE STILL RADIOACTIVE. RESEARCHERS HOPING TO VIEW THEM MUST SIGN A DISCLAIMER.", - "THE SCOTS HAVE A WORD FOR THAT PANICKY HESITATION YOU GET WHEN INTRODUCING SOMEONE WHOSE NAME YOU CAN'T REMEMBER: TARTLE.", - " IN 1999, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT PAID THE ZAPRUDER FAMILY $16 MILLION FOR THE FILM OF JFK'S ASSASSINATION.", - " HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW. BUT ON AVERAGE, A LICKING MACHINE MADE AT PURDUE NEEDED 364. Licking machine :smirk:", - "FREDRIC BAUR INVENTED THE PRINGLES CAN. WHEN HE PASSED AWAY IN 2008, HIS ASHES WERE BURIED IN ONE.", - "WHEN ASKED IF HE KNEW THE SPEED OF SOUND, EINSTEIN SAID HE 'DIDN'T CARRY SUCH INFORMATION IN MY MIND SINCE IT'S READILY AVAILABLE IN BOOKS.'", - "THE ORIGINAL SPACE JAM WEBSITE STILL EXISTS.", - "BEFORE GOOGLE LAUNCHED GMAIL, 'G-MAIL' WAS THE NAME OF A FREE EMAIL SERVICE OFFERED BY GARFIELD'S WEBSITE.", - " IN SUPER MARIO BROS., THE BUSHES ARE JUST CLOUDS COLORED GREEN.", - " WHEN FRUIT FLIES ARE INFECTED WITH A PARASITE, THEY SELF-MEDICATE WITH BOOZE—THEY SEEK OUT FOOD WITH HIGHER ALCOHOL CONTENT.", - "ACCORDING TO AMAZON, THE MOST HIGHLIGHTED KINDLE BOOKS ARE THE BIBLE, THE STEVE JOBS BIOGRAPHY, AND THE HUNGER GAMES.", - "IN 1986, APPLE LAUNCHED A CLOTHING LINE.", - "THE CODE OF HAMMURABI DECREED THAT BARTENDERS WHO WATERED DOWN BEER WOULD BE EXECUTED.", - "THE AMERICAN PSYCHIATRIC ASSOCIATION’S DSM-V HANDBOOK CLASSIFIES CAFFEINE WITHDRAWAL AS A MENTAL DISORDER.", - "THE LIGHT EMITTED BY 200,000 GALAXIES MAKES OUR UNIVERSE A SHADE OF BEIGE. SCIENTISTS CALL THE COLOR 'COSMIC LATTE.'", - "A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.", - "The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.", - "23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.", - "Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.", - "There are more than 1,000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these, only 26 have been tested, and half caused cancer in rats.", - "Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, 'Gadsby', which contains over 50,000 words - none of them with the letter E!", - "The only letter that doesn't appear on the periodic table is J. Don't believe us? Check it out for yourself. ", - "An ice cube takes up about 9 percent more volume than the water used to make it. ", - "A lightning strike can reach a temperature of 30,000 C or 54,000 F. About 400 people are hit by lightning each year. Shocking!", - "On Mars, iron oxide forms a rust dust that floats in the atmosphere and creates a coating across much of the landscape. ", - "Hot water can freeze faster than cold water. However, it does not always happen, nor has science explained exactly why it can happen. ", - "Every human being has 99 percent of their DNA in common. A parent and child share 99.5 percent of the same DNA, and you have 98 percent of your DNA in common with a chimpanzee.", - "After Albert Einstein's death in 1955, pathologist Thomas Harvey at Princeton Hospital conducted an autopsy in which he removed Albert Einstein's brain. Rather than putting the brain back in the body, Harvey decided to keep it for study. Harvey did not have permission to keep Einstein's brain, but days later, he convinced Einstein's son that it would help science. ", - "Six elements account for 99 percent of the mass of the human body: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus. The human body contains enough carbon for 9,000 pencils.", - "Women are usually just the carriers of the genetic mutation for colorblindness, which is passed on through the X chromosome. It is mostly men who inherit colorblindness, affecting about 1 in 20 men for every 1 in 200 women.", - "Over the next 5 billion years or so, the sun will grow steadily brighter as the hydrogen at its core gets used up, creating increased internal pressure and thus increased fuel conversion to helium. In 1.1 billion years, the planet could start to look like Venus. Eventually, the Sun will run out of hydrogen fuel and collapse. ", - "Giraffe tongues are dark blue (or purplish or dark gray) and average around 20 inches in length. The length of their tongues allows them to browse for very highest, juiciest leaves on their favorite acacia trees, and the melanin in their tongues may protect them from UV rays—that is, getting sunburned.", - "It is possible to die from drinking too much water. Water intoxication and hyponatremia result when a dehydrated person drinks too much water without the accompanying electrolytes. ", - "Bananas contain high levels of potassium and thus are slightly radioactive. ​It's not something you need to worry about, because 0.01 percent of the potassium already in your body is the same radioactive type (K-40). Potassium is essential for proper nutrition.", - "Even though it is highly corrosive and can dissolve glass, hydrofluoric acid is not considered to be a strong acid because it does not completely dissociate in water. Storage of it is usually in plastic containers, though, because it's so reactive with metal, ceramic, and glass.", - "Both rose hips and rose petals are edible. Roses are in the same family as apples and crabapples, so the resemblance of their fruits is not purely coincidental.", - "Oxygen gas is colorless, odorless, and tasteless. However, the liquid and solid forms are a pale blue color. ", - "Humans can only see about 5 percent of the matter in the universe. The rest is made up of called dark matter and a mysterious form of energy known as dark energy.", - " A human organ that no-one knew about has been hiding in plain sight all this time. Called mesentery, it connects the intestine to the abdomen and is believed to perform important functions for the body ranging from helping the heart to aiding the immune system.", - " The Earth appears to have a whole new underground continent called Zealandia. The discovery itself isn’t new – some geologists have been arguing for its existence for many years. However, in 2017 a team of scientists concluded Zealandia fulfils all the requirements to be considered a drowned continent.", - "Pugs’ cute little flat faces are the result of a genetic mutation. Their features have been strongly linked to a gene variant called SMOC2.", - " For the first time in human history, gene-editing has been performed to fix a mutation for an inherited disease in embryos. Using a powerful tool called Crispr-Cas9, scientists successfully altered the DNA in defective embryos so they were no longer programmed to develop congenital heart failure.", - "Your appendix might not be a useless organ after all. Research suggests it might play a role in the immune system as a secondary defensive organ, acting as a “safe house” for helpful gut bacteria.", - "The world’s smallest fidget spinner is 100 microns wide. It is smaller than the width of a human hair and is barely visible to the naked eye.", - " Great apes, including chimpanzees and orangutans, have absolutely no appreciation of music whatsoever. Research has shown they can’t tell the difference between Beethoven and Bieber, and that music is all just meaningless sound to them.", - "Humans accidentally created a protective bubble around Earth. Decades of use of very low frequency (VLF) radio communications have resulted in an artificial cocoon that could help protect the planet from solar flares and radiation particles.", - "The Kepler-90 star system has as many planets as our own solar system, making us tied for the most planets revolving around a single star known so far. Combining data from the Kepler Space Telescope with Google’s artificial intelligence system, Nasa uncovered an eighth planet – called Kepler-90i – that astronomers missed in their previous analysis.", - " It is theoretically possible to travel back and forth in time. Two physicists developed a mathematical model for a time machine based on Einstein’s theory of relativity (which was proven in 2015), that gravitational fields are caused by distortions in the fabric of space and time. What’s holding us back is that the technology that can physically bend this space-time fabric hasn’t been invented yet.", - "Scientists at Harvard have stored a GIF animation of a galloping horse in the DNA of bacteria, using the Crispr-Cas9 tool.", - "There are extraterrestrial dust particles on your rooftop. They are called micrometeorites and are about 400 microns in size. More than 100 billion micrometeorites are believed to fall to Earth each year.", - "Water can boil and freeze at same time.Seriously, it's called the 'triple point', and it occurs when the temperature and pressure is just right for the three phases (gas, liquid, and solid) of a substance to coexist in thermodynamic equilibrium", - "Lasers can get trapped in a waterfall. This happens due to Toatal Internal Reflection", - "A single solar flare can release the equivalent energy of millions of 100-megaton atomic bombs", - " If you spin a ball as you drop it, it flies. I mean, it really flies. It's thanks to the Magnus effect, which occurs when the air on the front side of a spinning object is going the same direction as its spin, which means it gets dragged along with the object and deflected back.Meanwhile, the air on the other side of the ball is moving in the opposite direction, so the air flow separates.", - " Light waves don’t always move in straight lines:It is generally believed that light waves only move in straight lines. However, as per the recent research in 2010 using computer controlled hologram, it has been proved that light, too, can get twisted into knots. According to the study, when light passes through the hologram, it twists into different shapes, producing multiple knots.", - "It is estimated that Sun burns around 620 million metric tons of hydrogen/second into 616 million metric tons of helium. Out of this total volume, around 4 million tons of mass enters the solar system. Furthermore, only about 3.6 pounds of the mass reaches our earth. Had even 1 percent of the energy produced out of fusion reached us, what would have been the scenario?", - "As per the recent studies and discoveries in the field of Physics, a nude human body constantly radiates around 1000 watts of heat and absorbs about 900 watts. However, once the person covers his body with clothes, the outflow of the heat flux reduces considerably due to the exterior barrier. The amount of heat outflow from the human body is more than enough in lightning up a 100 watt bulb for some time.", - "Water can easily run against the gravitational pull when moving up narrow pipes. The process is described as ‘Capillary Action’. Water moves up in the narrow spaces without any assistance and against the gravitational force. This ability of the liquid proves that gravitational force can’t control the movement of every matter present on earth. At times, other forces (Surface tension, in this case) can defeat it.", - " Viscous fluids can flow at high speeds:It is generally believed that viscous fluids can’t flow fast enough like water – a liquid with reduced viscous level. However, some scientists went on to prove that fluids like “Ketchup” can attain high speeds, too, if constantly sheered over a period of time till they attain momentum. Once thrust is achieved, the viscous forces dwindle down considerably and free movement is observed.", - "On the basis of a paper published by a professor in MIT, the Universe is equivalent to a computer. The figure is roughly equal to 10^120 bits. The number was calculated by him on the basis of the amount of information that can be stored in a volume just before it adopts the properties of a black hole. The information can be equated to absolute entropy of the universe.", - "It is proved by scientific theories that the universe is constantly expanding. It is expanding at a decent pace and it is believed that galaxies will evaporate in the coming 10^19 to 10^20 years. It has been learnt from a number of theories by different Physicists worldwide that only White Dwarfs (a type of star) would be able to survive as their lifetime is more than 10^32 years."] -jk = [ - "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead", - "If you’re here, who’s running hell?", - "I swear I wasn’t lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth again.", - "Would you like to dance? No? You must’ve misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.", - "I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to who can’t.", - "Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face looks kind of funky.", - "If I promise to miss you, will you go, like, really far away?", - "Don’t you hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious?", - "Take my advice — it’s not like I’m dumb enough to.", - "Light travels faster than sound, which is why people like you appear bright—until they open their mouths.", - "My son asked me what it’s like to be married so I told him to leave me. When he did, I asked why he was ignoring me.", - "I might love my life, but I think it just wants to be friends", - "I always tell new hires, “Don’t think of me as your boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.”", - "When I see ads on TV featuring smiley housewives using some new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they’re clearly on.", - "Hear that? It’s the sound of you not talking for once.", - "I’m pretty sure I married someone else’s soulmate. 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People must be dying to get in there.", - "Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,'No, just leave it in the carton!'", - "5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.", - "Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'", - "What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.", - "What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.", - "I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.", - "To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.", - "The rotation of earth really makes my day.", - "I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts", - "What's brown and sticky? A stick.", - "I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!", - "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.", - "A furniture store keeps calling me. 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