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Valve Games and Wayneradiotv for inspiration.

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The Sleepy Sergal - 5/20/2564

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===Crimewave! (powered by Nanotrasen®™)===

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Recent weeks have seen an abnormally sharp uptick in illicit substances trade in New Caledonia, the primary starport of the resort world Antedum.

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One security forces official noted, "This increase in substance trade is totally unprecedented. We're doing everything we can to get to the bottom of this."

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Of note is that not only has the volume of illicit substances moving through the starport increased, but the variety of trafficking methods and substances in question has increased massively.

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The Sleepy Sergal - 6/10/2564

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===Science Update (powered by Nanotrasen®™)===

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More news on the Revenant Society we covered last in September. The research team, working in tandem with the recovered air-carrier AI dubbed "River", has established clear communications with the system. Over the months since we last reported, the team has learned a vast amount of information on topics ranging local anthropology, history, AI systems studies, weaponology, the battle doctrines of the planet's former inhabitants, and more. However as of January, following a disagreement, River has since become quite quiet.

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River is noted as having requested the assistance of the team's "benefactors", apparently only vaguely aware of the existence of Nanotrasen's glorious corporate holdings. When personnel declined to formally forward its request, the AI became withdrawn and has since decreased communication considerably. Much to all parties' surprise however, in may, a single damaged, stray fighter craft of River's faction managed to find its way to the carrier, successfully landing for partial repairs and re-arming.

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The Sleepy Sergal - 8/13/2564

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===TV SENSATIONS INBOUND (powered by Nanotrasen®™)===

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Late northern terran summer is here, and that means the popular subspace television channels and streaming services are gearing up to throw more hits at the viewing public. Here's some coming highlights. Spoilers ahead if you're not up to date on the existing franchises.

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Commonplace Medbay (Nanoflix): After a 2 year hiatus, filming for the popular soap opera/action show is back on. Last we saw our favorite dramatic medical workers Zhara the tajara nurse had confessed her love for Rachel, and the two had murdered the abusive Dr. Xander. Studio insiders say the next season will be full of eye openers and a bit of a departure form the series norms.

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The Inverted (Hola): A new supernatural thriller series created by and airing on the Hola streaming service (Hola: Say hello to a new favorite show), it will follow a group of adults and teens as they brave the rigors of a disturbing parallel reality intersecting with our own, conspiracies abound.

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Futureman (GBC Galactic): A new sitcom from the GBC network, we follow a human named John as he struggles to survive increasingly unbelievable situations after being sent backwards in time to early 21st century Earth!

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\Counter\\Agent\ (Sox): The prime-time thriller from the Sox Network returns! A new season for the hit action/thriller show about a spy infiltrating the shadowy "Faction" organization returns for its 7th season. After the fiasco with the bomb in the facility of his home company "Teenytracken", Agent Connors is under suspicion by his "Faction" associates. Will he keep his cover? Will he survive?!

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The Sleepy Sergal - 9/18/2564

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===THE SPICE SHALL FLOW ETERNAL! (powered by Nanotrasen®™)===

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A new flavor craze is sweeping the galaxy. A blend of spices derived from fruits of various planets within NT's interstellar holdings has taken the galaxy by storm, showing up in the beverages of popular coffee chains, in baked confections, soaps, soft drinks, candies, perfume, and even macaroni and cheese! Called "Gigaspice", the potent mixture is proving to be widely adored across species lines all along the fourth arm and beyond. If history is any indication, this is sure to become an annual staple in galactic society!

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The Sleepy Sergal - 10/21/2564

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===FESTIVAL CANCELED! (powered by Nanotrasen®™)===

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A bit of unfortunate news has managed to trickle its way out to us. The annual "Festival of Spirits" on Luna (Sol IIIᵃ), a yearly celebration of holidays from Earth and NT holdings with supernatural themes, has been canceled in light of a pandemic in the moon's primary spaceport. In light of this, a virtual version of the event for VR and soulcatcher systems has been set up at sol.luna.spiritfest.nt/2564VR. Anyone who bought advanced entry tickets is also eligible for a gift basket prepared on colonies orbiting Venus (Sol II) as well as free admission next year. Would-be attendees without early admission can purchase these baskets at storefront.sol.luna.spiritfest.nt/basket2564.

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The Sleepy Sergal - 10/22/2564

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===ANNUAL CORPORATE HOLIDAY WELL-WISHING UPDATE! (powered by Nanotrasen®️™️)===

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29 Sol standard days! That's how long you have to shop and get those extra work shifts in before the winter solstice holidays start! Just 29 days to squeeze some extra holiday magic out of this year! 0510hrs, December 21st, 2564! There's your deadline folks! Get clicking and card swiping! As we do every year, we'd like to wish all employees and citizens within Nanotrasen Interstellar holdings, and denizens of its member planet-states and colonies, a happy, happy holidays, full of family, friends, festivity, and fine products by Getmore Chocolate Corp®️™️ and Robust Softdrinks®️™️.

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The Sleepy Sergal - 12/18/2564

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===ANNUAL CORPORATE YEAR-END UPDATE! (powered by Nanotrasen®️™️)==

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It's been a long but fruitful year. We'd like to extend our thanks to all employees of Nanotrasen for all their efforts this year in keeping the rest of the galaxy aware of why the Big N is the biggest, best, and brightest! Looking forward to an even better fiscal year next time around!

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