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<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN"
"http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en-us">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>@Link 404</title>
<meta name="author" content="Link" />
<meta name="description" content="Design by Zach Holman" />
<link rel="openid.server" href="http://www.clickpass.com/openid_server" />
<link rel="openid.delegate" href="http://clickpass.com/public/holman" />
<link rel="alternate" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/LinkCat" />
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/compiled/base.css" type="text/css" media="screen, projection" />
<link rel="stylesheet" href="/css/plugins/pygments.css" type="text/css" />
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<link href='http://fonts.useso.com/css?family=Yanone+Kaffeesatz' rel='stylesheet' type='text/css'/>
<link rel="shortcut icon" href="http://commondatastorage.googleapis.com/link10010/favicon16x16.ico">
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" href="/apple-touch-icon.png" />
<script type='text/javascript' src='http://ajax.useso.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.7.2/jquery.min.js?ver=3.4.2'></script>
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<script type="text/javascript">
$(document).ready(function() {
{{ page.script }}
});
</script>
</head>
<body>
<section class="sidebar">
<a href="/">
<img src="/apple-touch-icon.png" height="75" width="75" class="avatar" />
</a>
<section class="name">
<a href="/">
<span id="zach">Link</span>
</a>
</section>
<section class="alt-text"> </section>
<section class="meta">
<a href="https://github.com/aioplkj" id="github">
<img src="/images/github.png" alt="github" title="@Link on GitHub" height="16" width="16" />
</a>
<a href="https://twitter.com/linkcats" id="twitter">
<img src="/images/twitter.png" alt="twitter" title="@Link on Twitter" height="16" width="16" />
</a>
<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/LinkCat" id="rss">
<img src="/images/rss.png" alt="rss" title="Subscribe to this blog's RSS feed" height="16" width="16" />
</a>
</section>
<section class="sections">
<ul>
<li><a href="/about">About</a></li>
<li><a href="/talks">Talks</a></li>
<li><a href="/link">Link</a></li>
</ul>
</section>
</section>
<div class="content" id="post">
<h1>Crap. I really couldn't find that page.</h1>
<p>Dude, whatever page you're looking for is not here. You're going to have to come to terms with that. There's a solid chance you can find the correct link <a href="/">on this page</a>, though. Go check it out. I'll wait.</p>
<p>Christ, you're taking forever. Go find the damn thing already, okay? I'm done waiting. I'm going to go get some gin and drink away this embarrassing situation from my memory.</p>
<p>The good news is that I found the gin, but I had to set fire to a small Irishman to get it. I don't know why the Irishman had the gin — it seems culturally inappropriate — but he did and now it is getting drunked by me. IF ONLY YOU HAD FOUND THE RIGHT LINK HOURS AGO THIS WOULND'T HAVE HAPPEND.</p>
<p>Hearts and kisses,</p>
<p>Powered by Zach Holman</p>
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