diff --git a/.these/aren't/the/source/files/you're/looking/for.js b/.these/aren't/the/source/files/you're/looking/for.js
index e716ab2..88633c7 100644
--- a/.these/aren't/the/source/files/you're/looking/for.js
+++ b/.these/aren't/the/source/files/you're/looking/for.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 'use strict'
 
 var isCI = require('is-ci')
-var noop = function () {}
+var noop = require('node-noop').noop
 
 if (isCI) {
   var mockery = require('mockery')
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 11dc828..a0b8815 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -6,7 +6,8 @@
   "dependencies": {
     "emitter-listener": "^1.1.1",
     "is-ci": "^1.1.0",
-    "mockery": "^2.1.0"
+    "mockery": "^2.1.0",
+    "node-noop": "^1.0.0"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
     "chai": "^4.1.2",