love.js

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var when = ["let me rest my head on your shoulder", "remember me", "carry the world in your hands", "intertwine your fingers with mine", "offer to take out the trash for me", "go to sleep with me", "listen to me as I talk senseless", "call me new names", "wake me up with something mundane", "succeed", "smile", "create new things with me", "stick your tongue up the roof of your mouth", "send me TikToks", "pick up our conversations like nothing has ever changed", "speak in our language", "let your soul shine in what you do", "help others without being asked", "remember who I need to email back for me", "are with me", "send me something that made you smile", "tuck a piece of your hair behind your ear", "change the color of your hair", "wrap your hand around your wrist", "know exactly what to say", "look at me in silence and just see", "are there for me", "loved me, without me asking", "pray", "tell me about what you believe in, including me", "carry the light in you", "stumble drunk into my arms", "zone out on the couch with me", "stay with me at the record store for hours", "are honest when you don't know what to say", "sit with me as I stare into my record player", "get the best deals on Facebook marketplace", "reserve the extra hair tie around your wrist for me", "tie my hair for me", "fight with me over Aphex Twin track names", "do a tiny dance when you're happy", "worry about your Instagram captions", "show me what your brother has been up to", "take pictures of the sky", "look through your camera roll", "tell me about the birds you see", "find a nice new Wikipedia page", "tag me in memes", "show me that there is always light", "speak, and say 'i love you' so many times without even knowing", "tell me about your day", "fill myself and other people with love, almost effortlessly", "turn on the engine", "send me the newest list you made", "show me what you made for class", "spend an afternoon counting the coins scattered in your room", "cut through old magazines to make something new", "tell me about the celebrity you wanna fuck", "feel good about yourself", "bring me along", "invite me explicitly to every little thing", "trust that I can carry this world with you", "offer to Venmo me for the edibles", "mix me drinks", "show me the ROM hacks you played when you were a child", "recite the history of your Runescape scamming escapades", "wait for me outside of class", "tell other people about me &mdash; and the love that comes through indirectly", "are loved by all your friends", "defy expectations every single day", "think of yourself as unproductive, listless, lazy – the complete opposite of all these things", "point out what houses you'd like to demolish when we walk through the street", "squeeze my hand tighter to nudge me", "say hello to your friends on the phone", "show me your birth chart, I know nothing about it but I'll listen", "reply to my finsta story to tell me not to do stupid shit", "check in on me", "are conscious of me", "listen to Imagine Dragons without putting your Spotify on private, so that I can listen along too", "have a Team Fortress 2 Discord profile picture in 2021", "scramble across the room to find the glasses hanging off your collar", "hug me and smell like the sun and vanilla", "offer to lend me your jacket, even though I'm wearing a skirt in the winter and that won't really help my case", "follow through with all the plans and promises we have", "make me feel all this love, even from a distance", "send me photos of easy $25 giftcard rewards that I could get from random user studies", "try to imitate the birdsong", "pull me back in for a little longer when we're about to say goodbye", "roll on the floor with me", "send me unsolicited anythings (they are always welcome)", "reveal a secret Spotify playlist you've hidden from your profile", "open the Figma file with me to make memes", "text me even if you're at the dinner table", "mock me, honestly", "call me your favorite Catholic", "watch the Twilight Saga with me", "don't laugh at me when I tell you about how Homestuck is one of the most influential pieces of media of all time", "suck really bad at Mini Metro", "pull up Sudoku while waiting for absolutely anything", "always seem to have everything we need in your bag", "have to write out what you're going to ask in class on paper first", "try to light my cigarette for me when the winter wind is blowing in our faces", "explain what you think about love to me, even if you're unsteady in its belief", "show me a song that has been your Youtube recommendation-core forever", "let me pass out on your couch after I promised you I wouldn't drink", "respond to my chaos with your own chaos", "send me voice memos of the world that you know I love", "agree to do silly little talks for the nonprofits I care about with me", "spot my Twitter memes", "send me things that make you think of me", "tag me and say 'us'", "tell me what a word means in your language", "tell me the lyric that <em>really</em> struck you from the recommendation I sent", "watch those four hour YouTube video essays", "are loving life", "hold the door open for me", "walk me home", "tell me about what you were like when you were younger", "buy books by their cover", "shape me as I shape you", "rank your favorite punctuation marks", "mix the tang and the vodka like you're concocting the world's fanciest cocktail", "roast my wedding playlist but have your own at 20", "favorite my shittiest tweets", "make me disregard every prophecy, every warning", "mince the garlic for me", "help me finish the food on my plate", "save quotes that you enjoy and recite them back to me", "prod me about all your book recommendations", "talk about wanting to start a Substack (you're the only newsletter I'd actually open)", "help show me that no bad thing is actually bad", "jump on new hyperfixations", "pause in conversation until you can get your thoughts together", "have your voice shift a little as you speak to me &mdash; and only me", "read all my cry for help blog posts", "remember my family's birthdays more than I can", "refill the ice cube tray", "define your practice with me", "help me figure out what audio cables I need to buy", "just know how to sense when I am grieving, and give me the space I need to mourn", "help me move my couch(es) into my apartment", "tell me that I can do anything", "talk so deeply and lucidly about the things you care about", "have your influences slowly become mine and vice-versa", "recite Minecraft speedrun strategies to me", "help me crack into my League of Legends account so I don't lose my username", "help me reserve Tumblr URLs", "pass your sketchbook onto me", "help me crack Ableton for OS X", "show me all your drafts", "let your body crash into mine", "collapse unto me on the couch", "ask the waiter for water because I'm too shy to do so", "tell me about all the cashback opportunities", "tell me about your day", "send me your referral codes", "sit with me in silence", "offer to fight other people for me", "get excited about something new", "get angry at movie trailers that spoil too much", "organize your bookmarks folder in front of me", "text me while at church", "are overly polite at family gatherings", "get a bit too tipsy at karaoke", "look up the restaurant menu and reviews before we get to the place and advise us on exactly where to get", "are able to comprehend NYC subway directions", "share pieces of your heart with me", "give me love and tell me that it's mine to keep", "are present in any form", "tell me about all your wins, tiny or huge", "follow all the accounts for my random side projects, even if I don't end up doing anything with them", "quote me on something I've written and forgotten", "know me more than I know myself", "change my view of what love means", "have made me understand parts of this world that I thought I never would", "mark my long-term goals", "send me pictures of what the sky looks like, where you are right now", "get obsessive over grocery store packaging and organization", "exploit our university's wealth for your gain", "show me random things you got at the thrift", "send me niche fancams", "try to read poetry even if you don't really get it, for me", "are the one to take on all the awkward small talk from the Uber driver", "send me your Snackpass gifts", "are near me", "spam call me on Messenger when I need to wake up early for something", "let me take the aux cord even if I play the same songs over and over", "write me emails out of the blue", "doodle on the napkins at restaurants", "offer me your appetizers", "send me something even if you think I've already seen it", "stay up late with me, writing and writing and writing", "call me over Discord for hours while I chainsmoke at the back of Walgreens", "make me commit to plans months in the future so you know I don't disappear", "know that even if I disappear everywhere, you can check how I'm doing on Last.fm", "sign up for the shittiest Testflights with me", "spend an incredibly long time deciding which D2C e-commerce drink to get", "tell me about how other people have loved you, too", "detail our plans for our future joint commune together", "screen my nudes", "read inexplicably long essays about Penpen from Evangelion vs Perry the Platypus for my shitty anime bracket competitions", "help me vote for Sufjan Stevens as the best album of all time on random Facebook pages", "wrap your arm around my waist and scream out the songs with me", "and I are the only ones dancing at the show", "look at me in a crowd like you can only see me", "talk too loud on the train", "show me your old Planet Minecraft submissions", "bully kids on Roblox with me", "ask me to buy you Roblox gift cards", "list down what I should get for you at Hot Topic", "wait in the merch line for me while I find the bathroom", "sit at the back of the P2P bus with me", "know all the lines of Superbad (2007)", "vividly describe the Youtube video you watched last night", "mispronounce words", "show me your English 120 essays", "let your full body weight rest on me when we're leaning against each other", "loudly exclaim that you need to go take a piss", "ask me if I wanna hold hands pancake or waffle style", "kneel at the pews, letting me watch you from the back of the church", "confess that there is nothing we need to confess", "hike up the mountains and tell me stories", "tell me stories that I've heard a dozen times (and I want to hear them again and again)", "show me your Spotify Wrapped", "already know how many hours of Car Seat Headrest I've played this year", "tell me about the lines that stood out to you most", "jot down tattoo ideas on post-it notes", "explain your country's political state to me", "ramble on about Phoebe Bridgers", "look back at me as I drop you off", "feel whole surrounded by the people you love", "trust me with your fears", "help me grab the best usernames", "take me under your wing", "sit with me as we attempt to decipher ourselves", "have your laugh echo across the top of the stacks", "tell me about all the art you make, or want to make, or are trying to make", "always open my Story", "tell me to come over for breakfast", "try to make things work (even if they don't end up doing so)", "find new parts of yourself", "send me the link to a show and already know that I'm going to it", "are yourself", "touch me and help me feel that I am real", "run up to hug me even if we've just seen each other hours ago", "lend me your lighter", "send me pictures of your cat", "pull up the Notes app on your phone to take careful reminders of something we're heated over", "help me win Wikipedia edit wars", "join my Genshin Impact lore server, even if you have no interest in Genshin Impact", "jokingly ask me if your response was the right thing to say (it always is)", "end every sentence with two periods instead of one", "come in fervent defense of the shittiest sitcoms", "tell me about your family", "show me your marketing plans", "let me read your thesis proposal", "tell me about the family that you want", "try to dissect why you love the way you do", "call me these tiny words of endearment", "soak in influences with me", "listen to the incoherent voice memos I make of my dreams with me", "help me fix my resume for the millionth time", "show me all your WIPs", "lend me your camera to make shitty 'bits'", "support my dream of becoming a niche ultramicroinfluencer", "tell me that we should just live in the woods and start a design studio together", "learn a piano piece for me", "send me your most terrible covers", "save the best parts of the snack for me", "can sense that something's wrong, you know me", "look at me intently as you play a questionably humorous video, waiting for validation of some form", "attempt to talk about anime with me", "ponder the quantity of furries in the Ivy League with me", "indulge in my dreams, as I do yours", "tell me that you know me (and actually do)", "witness that we're becoming something greater", "make me playlists", "always come back to me", "make me feel secure instead of desperate", "know that I eat with a spoon and fork", "never think of me as a broken thing", "read my text blocks, suffer through my em dash usage", "watch our drinks for us", "hold me in your arms when I'm crumbling", "tip the waiter above 20%", "wear your grandmother's clothes", "help me carry my CRT", "email me about the vandalism you've seen", "send over your PDF, with your annotations still in", "remix my art", "listen to my tape loops", "find me in the graveyard", "come birding with me", "use words you have to explain the definition of", "use your free Grubhub credits for me", "go on walks that change our way of looking at the world", "sit with me", "send me flowers while thousands of miles away", "reply to my newsletter", "know every single thing I'm referencing", "change your way of life to be with me", "embrace the most banal parts of life with me", "get to my reading list before I do", "know every other stranger who pops up on my fyp", "save the skin on your salmon for me", "know my dosage better than I do", "copy my resume format", "are the only one who can ever read my paracosm wiki", "translate your Facebook feed for me", "stay up for every call", "know which days are hardest, stand with me through it all", "listen to me recount today's featured Wikipedia article", "show me your newest mechanical keyboard", "make the wristband fakes for us", "show me your eBird profile"];


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