diff --git a/Dockerfile b/Dockerfile
index 9567628..4036fa2 100644
--- a/Dockerfile
+++ b/Dockerfile
@@ -5,13 +5,15 @@ LABEL maintainer="C J Silverio <ceejceej@gmail.com>"
 ARG redis_url=redis://127.0.0.1:6379
 ARG slack_token=0xdeadbeef
 ARG welcome
+ARG tucker_chance=2
 
 ENV REDIS_URL=$redis_url
 ENV SLACK_TOKEN=$slack_token
 ENV WELCOME_CHANNEL=$welcome
+ENV TUCKER_CHANCE=$tucker_chance
 
 RUN apk add --no-cache bash libc6-compat
 WORKDIR /loudbot
-ADD ./releases/alpine_release_x64.tar.gz .
+ADD ./releases/unknown-linux-musl.tar.gz .
 
 CMD ["/loudbot/LOUDBOT"]
diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index b1f178e..c05ecc1 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 # LOUDCRAB
 
-CRABS ARE VERY LOUD ANIMALS. NO, REALLY. THEY SCUTTLE AT TOP VOLUME!
+CRABS ARE VERY LOUD ANIMALS. NO, REALLY. THEY SCUTTLE AT TOP VOLUME.
 
 LOUDBOT IS A SLACK BOT THAT SHOUTS AT YOU IF YOU SHOUT. IT ALSO RESPONDS TO SOME OTHER PROMPTS BUT IT WOULD SPOIL THE FUN TO DOCUMENT THEM. SHOUTING IS CATHARTIC. CEEJBOT ENJOYS WRITING LOUDBOT IN MANY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES. IT'S A GOOD WAY TO LEARN TO USE LIBRARIES LIKE THE LOCAL REDIS LIBRARY, AND HOW TO DO BASIC TEXT PROCESSING.
 
@@ -30,7 +30,9 @@ Config vars:
 
 If you gave it a toast channel, you can now see some toasts.
 
-`PRUNE` is an administrative convenience for making LOUDBOT bulk-forget shouts. Put the items you'd like to purge as new-line delimited text in some file, then run `PRUNE /path/to/file`. I need something better here myself so I'll write it soon. I also need a good backup method better than redis dumps.
+ARE YOU UPSET BY WHAT LOUDBOT SHOUTS? LOUDBOT IS YOU.
+
+But sometimes we wish to forget. `PRUNE` is an administrative convenience for making LOUDBOT bulk-forget shouts. Put the items you'd like to purge as new-line delimited text in some file, then run `PRUNE /path/to/file`. I need something better here myself so I'll write it soon. I also need a good backup method better than redis dumps.
 
 ## Running with Docker