diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/access.dm b/code/__DEFINES/access.dm
index 97e4b0dbd1..2c37c3c390 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/access.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/access.dm
@@ -45,6 +45,9 @@ most of them are tied into map-placed objects. This should be reworked in the fu
 #define ACCESS_MARINE_ASO 37
 #define ACCESS_MARINE_CHAPLAIN 38
 
+#define ACCESS_SQUAD_ONE 39
+#define ACCESS_SQUAD_TWO 40
+
 // AI Core Accesses
 /// Used in temporary passes
 #define ACCESS_MARINE_AI_TEMP 90
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/marine/squads.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/marine/squads.dm
index da1e8a0522..5eb8a052a8 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/marine/squads.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/marine/squads.dm
@@ -708,6 +708,13 @@
 			to_chat(H, FONT_SIZE_HUGE(SPAN_BLUE("You were assigned to [fireteam].")))
 	H.hud_set_squad()
 
+	// I'm not fixing how cursed these strings are, god save us all if someone (or me (https://i.imgur.com/nSy81Bn.png)) has to change these again
+	if(H.wear_id)
+		if(fireteam == "SQ1")
+			H.wear_id.access += ACCESS_SQUAD_ONE
+		if(fireteam == "SQ2")
+			H.wear_id.access += ACCESS_SQUAD_TWO
+
 /datum/squad/proc/unassign_fireteam(mob/living/carbon/human/H, upd_ui = TRUE)
 	fireteams[H.assigned_fireteam].Remove(H)
 	var/ft = H.assigned_fireteam
@@ -722,6 +729,9 @@
 		to_chat(H, FONT_SIZE_HUGE(SPAN_BLUE("You were unassigned from [ft].")))
 	H.hud_set_squad()
 
+	if(H.wear_id)
+		H.wear_id.access.Remove(ACCESS_SQUAD_ONE, ACCESS_SQUAD_TWO)
+
 /datum/squad/proc/assign_ft_leader(fireteam, mob/living/carbon/human/H, upd_ui = TRUE)
 	if(fireteam_leaders[fireteam])
 		unassign_ft_leader(fireteam, FALSE, FALSE)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
index a5e0eafe2f..1cf6b52da1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/cards_ids.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 	desc = "A slice of encoded compressed fiber glass. Used for identification and access control."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "card-id"
-	var/access = list()
+	var/list/access
 	var/faction = FACTION_NEUTRAL
 	var/list/faction_group
 
@@ -92,6 +92,10 @@
 
 	var/modification_log = list()
 
+/obj/item/card/id/Initialize(mapload, ...)
+	. = ..()
+
+	access = list()
 
 /obj/item/card/id/Destroy()
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/maps/map_files/golden_arrow/golden_arrow.dmm b/maps/map_files/golden_arrow/golden_arrow.dmm
index 7521c75750..173d9f4010 100644
--- a/maps/map_files/golden_arrow/golden_arrow.dmm
+++ b/maps/map_files/golden_arrow/golden_arrow.dmm
@@ -330,7 +330,10 @@
 /obj/item/prop/magazine/boots/n054{
 	pixel_x = 29
 	},
-/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/smartgunner,
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/smartgunner{
+	req_access_txt = "14;40";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -379,7 +382,8 @@
 "cS" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/medical{
 	name = "\improper Platoon Medic Office";
-	req_one_access = list()
+	req_one_access = list();
+	req_one_access_txt = "8"
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -725,7 +729,8 @@
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/medical{
 	dir = 1;
 	name = "\improper Medical Subsection";
-	req_one_access = list()
+	req_one_access = list();
+	req_one_access_txt = "8"
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -1419,7 +1424,10 @@
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/platoon_sergeant)
 "lW" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/cargo_guns/squad,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/cargo_guns/squad{
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;40";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -1438,7 +1446,8 @@
 "me" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/command/reinforced{
 	dir = 1;
-	name = "\improper Briefing Room"
+	name = "\improper Briefing Room";
+	req_access = list()
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -1493,7 +1502,9 @@
 	},
 /area/almayer/hallways/hangar)
 "mD" = (
-/obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/generic,
+/obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/generic{
+	req_one_access_txt = "1;12;39"
+	},
 /obj/structure/pipes/standard/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 4
 	},
@@ -1527,7 +1538,8 @@
 /area/almayer/living/cryo_cells)
 "nb" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/multi_tile/almayer/generic{
-	name = "\improper Squad Two Armoury"
+	name = "\improper Squad Two Armoury";
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;40"
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -2697,7 +2709,8 @@
 "wV" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/generic{
 	dir = 1;
-	name = "\improper Platoon Sergeants Bunk"
+	name = "\improper Platoon Sergeants Bunk";
+	req_one_access_txt = "12"
 	},
 /obj/structure/pipes/standard/simple/hidden/supply,
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
@@ -2796,7 +2809,10 @@
 /area/almayer/living/grunt_rnr)
 "xZ" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/uniform_supply/squad_prep,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/uniform_supply/squad_prep{
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;40";
+	req_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -2848,7 +2864,10 @@
 /area/almayer/living/grunt_rnr)
 "yA" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/squad_sergeant,
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/squad_sergeant{
+	req_access_txt = "32;39";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -3064,7 +3083,9 @@
 	},
 /area/almayer/hallways/hangar)
 "AH" = (
-/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/engineering_welding,
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/engineering_welding{
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "cargo"
 	},
@@ -3322,7 +3343,8 @@
 /area/almayer/living/cafeteria_port)
 "Cu" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/multi_tile/almayer/generic{
-	name = "\improper Sergeants Room"
+	name = "\improper Sergeants Room";
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;32"
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -3769,7 +3791,9 @@
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/squad_two)
 "Fz" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/tech/electronics_storage,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/tech/electronics_storage{
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "cargo"
 	},
@@ -3995,7 +4019,10 @@
 /area/almayer/hallways/hangar)
 "GP" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/uniform_supply/squad_prep,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/uniform_supply/squad_prep{
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;39";
+	req_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -4054,7 +4081,9 @@
 /obj/structure/pipes/standard/simple/hidden/supply{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/generic,
+/obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/generic{
+	req_one_access_txt = "1;12;40"
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
 	},
@@ -4197,7 +4226,9 @@
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/squad_two)
 "IN" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/oil,
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/tech/comp_storage,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/tech/comp_storage{
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "cargo"
 	},
@@ -5029,7 +5060,8 @@
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/squad_two)
 "Pp" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/multi_tile/almayer/generic{
-	name = "\improper Squad One Armoury"
+	name = "\improper Squad One Armoury";
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;39"
 	},
 /obj/structure/pipes/standard/simple/hidden/supply,
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
@@ -5102,7 +5134,9 @@
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/platoon_sergeant)
 "PW" = (
 /obj/structure/machinery/door/airlock/almayer/command/reinforced{
-	name = "\improper Private Briefing Room"
+	name = "\improper Private Briefing Room";
+	req_access = list();
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;19;32"
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "test_floor4"
@@ -5349,7 +5383,10 @@
 	},
 /area/almayer/squads/alpha/platoon_sergeant)
 "Rj" = (
-/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/cargo_guns/squad,
+/obj/structure/machinery/cm_vending/sorted/cargo_guns/squad{
+	req_one_access_txt = "12;39";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -5422,7 +5459,10 @@
 /area/almayer/living/cryo_cells)
 "RO" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/squad_sergeant,
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/squad_sergeant{
+	req_access_txt = "32;40";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},
@@ -5998,7 +6038,10 @@
 /area/almayer/hallways/hangar)
 "VK" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/dirt,
-/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/smartgunner,
+/obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/smartgunner{
+	req_access_txt = "14;39";
+	req_one_access = list()
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/almayer{
 	icon_state = "plate"
 	},