diff --git a/code/modules/gear_presets/upp.dm b/code/modules/gear_presets/upp.dm
index 081b48d52b..dea231da39 100644
--- a/code/modules/gear_presets/upp.dm
+++ b/code/modules/gear_presets/upp.dm
@@ -48,10 +48,10 @@
 	new_human.g_eyes = colors[eye_color][2]
 	new_human.b_eyes = colors[eye_color][3]
 	if(new_human.gender == MALE)
-		new_human.h_style = pick("Undercut", "Partly Shaved", "Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "Medium Fade", "High Fade", "Coffee House Cut")
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Undercut", "Partly Shaved", "Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "Medium Fade", "High Fade")
 		new_human.f_style = pick("Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "3 O'clock Shadow", "3 O'clock Moustache", "5 O'clock Shadow", "5 O'clock Moustache", "7 O'clock Shadow", "7 O'clock Moustache",)
 	else
-		new_human.h_style = pick("Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "CIA", "CIA","Mulder", "Pixie Cut Left", "Pixie Cut Right", "Bun")
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top","Pixie Cut Left", "Pixie Cut Right", "Bun")
 	new_human.change_real_name(new_human, random_name)
 	new_human.age = rand(20,35)
 
@@ -94,16 +94,20 @@
 	if(maybejacket)
 		new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new maybejacket, WEAR_JACKET)
 
+
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/patch/upp, WEAR_ACCESSORY)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/explosive/grenade/high_explosive/upp, WEAR_IN_JACKET)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/marine/veteran/UPP, WEAR_BODY)
+
+	var/maybewebbing = prob(100) ? pick(/obj/item/clothing/accessory/storage/webbing, /obj/item/clothing/accessory/storage/droppouch) : null
+	if(maybewebbing)
+		new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new maybewebbing, WEAR_ACCESSORY)
+
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/patch/upp, WEAR_ACCESSORY)
-	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/storage/webbing, WEAR_ACCESSORY)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/storage/pouch/firstaid/full/alternate, WEAR_L_STORE)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/storage/pouch/general/medium, WEAR_R_STORE)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/prop/helmetgarb/compass, WEAR_IN_R_STORE)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/prop/helmetgarb/bug_spray, WEAR_IN_R_STORE)
-
 	//limbs
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/marine/upp, WEAR_FEET)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/marine/brown, WEAR_HANDS)