diff --git a/code/datums/ammo/bullet/special_ammo.dm b/code/datums/ammo/bullet/special_ammo.dm
index e0ba0084bb..2a6bd006d7 100644
--- a/code/datums/ammo/bullet/special_ammo.dm
+++ b/code/datums/ammo/bullet/special_ammo.dm
@@ -152,16 +152,20 @@
 	accurate_range = 12
 
 /datum/ammo/bullet/m60
-	name = "M60 bullet"
+	name = "frangible machine gun bullet"
 	headshot_state = HEADSHOT_OVERLAY_MEDIUM
 
 	accuracy = HIT_ACCURACY_TIER_2
 	accuracy_var_low = PROJECTILE_VARIANCE_TIER_8
 	accuracy_var_high = PROJECTILE_VARIANCE_TIER_6
 	accurate_range = 12
-	damage = 45 //7.62x51 is scary
-	penetration= ARMOR_PENETRATION_TIER_6
-	shrapnel_chance = SHRAPNEL_CHANCE_TIER_2
+	damage = 55 //7.62x51 is scary, redux...
+	penetration = 0 //...but frangibles suck ass at punching through armor...
+	shrapnel_chance = 0 //...and they tend to disintegrate into dust.
+
+/datum/ammo/bullet/m60/on_hit_mob(mob/entity, obj/projectile/bullet)
+	slowdown(entity, bullet)
+	pushback(entity, bullet, 3) //at close range you can juggle back a horde which should be nice.
 
 /datum/ammo/bullet/pkp
 	name = "machinegun bullet"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/gun_attachables.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/gun_attachables.dm
index d7ec91b8ec..77b2a595af 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/gun_attachables.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/gun_attachables.dm
@@ -3399,11 +3399,20 @@ Defined in conflicts.dm of the #defines folder.
 
 /obj/item/attachable/bipod/m60
 	name = "bipod"
-	desc = "A simple set of telescopic poles to keep a weapon stabilized during firing. This one looks rather old.\nGreatly increases accuracy and reduces recoil when properly placed, but also increases weapon size and slows firing speed."
+	desc = "The bipod of an H-G Mk70 machine gun. Wait, how did you get this off of the gun?! \nReduces unbraced fire effectiveness, but substantially improves the performance of the Mk70 when braced correctly."
 	icon_state = "bipod_m60"
 	attach_icon = "bipod_m60_a"
 
 	flags_attach_features = ATTACH_ACTIVATION
+	delay_mod = FIRE_DELAY_TIER_10
+/obj/item/attachable/bipod/m60
+	..()
+
+	delay_mod = FIRE_DELAY_TIER_10
+	wield_delay_mod = WIELD_DELAY_FAST
+	accuracy_mod = -HIT_ACCURACY_MULT_TIER_5
+	scatter_mod = SCATTER_AMOUNT_TIER_9
+	recoil_mod = RECOIL_AMOUNT_TIER_5
 
 /obj/item/attachable/bipod/vulture
 	name = "heavy bipod"
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/misc.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/misc.dm
index 9c8b305a4f..2d7d48b150 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/misc.dm
@@ -63,8 +63,8 @@
 
 //M60
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/m60
-	name = "\improper M60 General Purpose Machine Gun"
-	desc = "The M60. The Pig. The Action Hero's wet dream. \n<b>Alt-click it to open the feed cover and allow for reloading.</b>"
+	name = "\improper H-G Mk70 Machine Gun"
+	desc = "Part of the Henjin-Garcia repro line, found surprising niche in Frontier colony home defense against aggressive, largescale xenofauna. \n<b>Alt-click to open the feed tray cover for handling reloads.</b>"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items/weapons/guns/guns_by_faction/colony.dmi'
 	icon_state = "m60"
 	item_state = "m60"
@@ -76,6 +76,7 @@
 	force = 25
 	flags_gun_features = GUN_WIELDED_FIRING_ONLY|GUN_CAN_POINTBLANK
 	gun_category = GUN_CATEGORY_HEAVY
+	fire_delay = FIRE_DELAY_TIER_9
 	attachable_allowed = list(
 		/obj/item/attachable/m60barrel,
 		/obj/item/attachable/bipod/m60,
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/magazines/misc.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/magazines/misc.dm
index 87568c9532..e0b3a5bb67 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/magazines/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/magazines/misc.dm
@@ -19,8 +19,8 @@
 //M60
 
 /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m60
-	name = "M60 ammo box (7.62x51mm)"
-	desc = "A blast from the past chambered in 7.62X51mm NATO."
+	name = "\improper Mk70 belt box"
+	desc = "A limited production run by Henjin-Garcia of old Earth weapons. This is a 100rnd box magazine for their Mk70 reproduction of the M60 GPMG. \nHolds 100 rounds of cased 7.62x51mm frangible ammunition. Open the feed tray cover with alt-click before loading!"
 	caliber = "7.62x51mm"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items/weapons/guns/ammo_by_faction/colony.dmi'
 	icon_state = "m60" //PLACEHOLDER