diff --git a/code/modules/gear_presets/colonist.dm b/code/modules/gear_presets/colonist.dm
index 81e5c8ec6a..338ba7d5a6 100644
--- a/code/modules/gear_presets/colonist.dm
+++ b/code/modules/gear_presets/colonist.dm
@@ -13,12 +13,38 @@
 	minimap_icon = "surv"
 	minimap_background = MINIMAP_ICON_BACKGROUND_CIVILIAN
 
+/datum/equipment_preset/colonist/load_name(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human, randomise)
+	new_human.gender = pick(MALE, FEMALE)
+	var/datum/preferences/A = new
+	A.randomize_appearance(new_human)
+	var/random_name = capitalize(pick(new_human.gender == MALE ? first_names_male : first_names_female)) + " " + capitalize(pick(last_names))
+	var/static/list/colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18),"BLUE" = list(29, 51, 65), "GREEN" = list(40, 61, 39), "STEEL" = list(46, 59, 54))
+	var/static/list/hair_colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "AUBURN" = list(77, 48, 36), "BLONDE" = list(95, 76, 44))
+	var/hair_color = pick(hair_colors)
+	new_human.r_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	new_human.r_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	var/eye_color = pick(colors)
+	new_human.r_eyes = colors[eye_color][1]
+	new_human.g_eyes = colors[eye_color][2]
+	new_human.b_eyes = colors[eye_color][3]
+	if(new_human.gender == MALE)
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Undercut", "Partly Shaved", "Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "Medium Fade", "High Fade", "Coffee House Cut")
+		new_human.f_style = pick("Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "3 O'clock Shadow", "3 O'clock Moustache", "5 O'clock Shadow", "5 O'clock Moustache", "7 O'clock Shadow", "7 O'clock Moustache",)
+	else
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "CIA", "Mulder", "Pvt. Redding", "Pixie Cut Left", "Pixie Cut Right", "Bun")
+	new_human.change_real_name(new_human, random_name)
+	new_human.age = rand(20,35)
+
 /datum/equipment_preset/colonist/load_gear(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel(new_human), WEAR_BACK)
-	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(new_human), WEAR_L_EAR)
-	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/colonist(new_human), WEAR_BODY)
-	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/marine(new_human), WEAR_FEET)
-	new_human.equip_to_slot(new /obj/item/attachable/bayonet(new_human), WEAR_L_STORE)
+	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/distress(new_human), WEAR_L_EAR)
+	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/colonist/workwear/khaki(new_human), WEAR_BODY)
+	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/jacket/marine/bomber(new_human), WEAR_JACKET)
+	new_human.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/white(new_human), WEAR_FEET)
 	new_human.equip_to_slot(new /obj/item/device/flashlight(new_human), WEAR_R_STORE)
 
 /datum/equipment_preset/survivor/load_id(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human, client/mob_client)
diff --git a/code/modules/gear_presets/survivors/survivors.dm b/code/modules/gear_presets/survivors/survivors.dm
index f2378749b4..24de63ff5e 100644
--- a/code/modules/gear_presets/survivors/survivors.dm
+++ b/code/modules/gear_presets/survivors/survivors.dm
@@ -23,8 +23,26 @@
 	var/datum/preferences/A = new
 	A.randomize_appearance(new_human)
 	var/random_name = capitalize(pick(new_human.gender == MALE ? first_names_male : first_names_female)) + " " + capitalize(pick(last_names))
+	var/static/list/colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18),"BLUE" = list(29, 51, 65), "GREEN" = list(40, 61, 39), "STEEL" = list(46, 59, 54))
+	var/static/list/hair_colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "AUBURN" = list(77, 48, 36), "BLONDE" = list(95, 76, 44))
+	var/hair_color = pick(hair_colors)
+	new_human.r_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	new_human.r_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	var/eye_color = pick(colors)
+	new_human.r_eyes = colors[eye_color][1]
+	new_human.g_eyes = colors[eye_color][2]
+	new_human.b_eyes = colors[eye_color][3]
+	if(new_human.gender == MALE)
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Undercut", "Partly Shaved", "Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "Medium Fade", "High Fade", "Coffee House Cut")
+		new_human.f_style = pick("Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "3 O'clock Shadow", "3 O'clock Moustache", "5 O'clock Shadow", "5 O'clock Moustache", "7 O'clock Shadow", "7 O'clock Moustache",)
+	else
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "CIA", "Mulder", "Pvt. Redding", "Pixie Cut Left", "Pixie Cut Right", "Bun")
 	new_human.change_real_name(new_human, random_name)
-	new_human.age = rand(21,45)
+	new_human.age = rand(20,35)
 
 /datum/equipment_preset/survivor/load_gear(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human) // Essentially where you will put the most essential piece of kit you want survivors to spawn with.
 	add_random_survivor_equipment(new_human)
diff --git a/code/modules/gear_presets/uscm.dm b/code/modules/gear_presets/uscm.dm
index 5cc00b0f42..b2d618990c 100644
--- a/code/modules/gear_presets/uscm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/gear_presets/uscm.dm
@@ -28,6 +28,32 @@
 /datum/equipment_preset/uscm/load_status(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human)
 	new_human.nutrition = rand(NUTRITION_VERYLOW, NUTRITION_LOW)
 
+/datum/equipment_preset/uscm/load_name(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human, randomise)
+	new_human.gender = pick(MALE, FEMALE)
+	var/datum/preferences/A = new
+	A.randomize_appearance(new_human)
+	var/random_name = capitalize(pick(new_human.gender == MALE ? first_names_male : first_names_female)) + " " + capitalize(pick(last_names))
+	var/static/list/colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18),"BLUE" = list(29, 51, 65), "GREEN" = list(40, 61, 39), "STEEL" = list(46, 59, 54))
+	var/static/list/hair_colors = list("BLACK" = list(15, 15, 10), "BROWN" = list(48, 38, 18), "AUBURN" = list(77, 48, 36), "BLONDE" = list(95, 76, 44))
+	var/hair_color = pick(hair_colors)
+	new_human.r_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_hair = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	new_human.r_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][1]
+	new_human.g_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][2]
+	new_human.b_facial = hair_colors[hair_color][3]
+	var/eye_color = pick(colors)
+	new_human.r_eyes = colors[eye_color][1]
+	new_human.g_eyes = colors[eye_color][2]
+	new_human.b_eyes = colors[eye_color][3]
+	if(new_human.gender == MALE)
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Undercut", "Partly Shaved", "Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "Medium Fade", "High Fade", "Coffee House Cut")
+		new_human.f_style = pick("Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "Shaved", "3 O'clock Shadow", "3 O'clock Moustache", "5 O'clock Shadow", "5 O'clock Moustache", "7 O'clock Shadow", "7 O'clock Moustache",)
+	else
+		new_human.h_style = pick("Side Undercut", "Side Hang Undercut (Reverse)", "Undercut, Top", "CIA", "Mulder", "Pvt. Redding", "Pixie Cut Left", "Pixie Cut Right", "Bun")
+	new_human.change_real_name(new_human, random_name)
+	new_human.age = rand(20,35)
+
 /datum/equipment_preset/uscm/load_preset(mob/living/carbon/human/new_human, randomise, count_participant)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!auto_squad_name || (is_admin_level(new_human.z) && !ert_squad))
diff --git a/icons/mob/humans/human_hair.dmi b/icons/mob/humans/human_hair.dmi
index 9634a2543a..6c90b5c162 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/humans/human_hair.dmi and b/icons/mob/humans/human_hair.dmi differ