diff --git a/code/game/bioscans.dm b/code/game/bioscans.dm
index 7f47f90db794..085acd7da45b 100644
--- a/code/game/bioscans.dm
+++ b/code/game/bioscans.dm
@@ -94,18 +94,20 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(bioscan_data, /datum/bioscan_data, new)
 	var/marine_planet_location_string = "[marine_planet_location ? ", including one in [marine_planet_location]." : "."]"
 	var/marine_ship_location_string = "[marine_ship_location ? ", including one in [marine_ship_location]." : "."]"
 
+	var/ghost_scan = SPAN_ALERT("[xenos_on_planet] xenos on planet, with [larva] larva. [xenos_on_ship] xenos on the ship. [marines_on_planet] humans on the planet. [marines_on_ship] humans on the ship.")
+	var/yautja_scan = SPAN_ALERT("[xenos_on_planet] serpents present in the hunting ground[xeno_planet_location_string], with [larva] larva.\n[xenos_on_ship] serpents present on the human ship[xeno_ship_location_string]\n[marines_on_planet] humans present in the hunting ground[marine_planet_location_string]\n[marines_on_ship] humans present on the human ship[marine_ship_location_string]")
 	log_game("BIOSCAN: A Yautja/Ghost bioscan has completed.")
-	log_game("BIOSCAN: [xenos_on_planet] xenos on planet, with [larva] larva. [xenos_on_ship] xenos on the ship. [marines_on_planet] humans on the planet. [marines_on_ship] humans on the ship.")
+	log_game("BIOSCAN: [ghost_scan]")
 
 	//Announce the numbers to Yautja, they have good scanners
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/yautja as anything in GLOB.yautja_mob_list)
 		to_chat(yautja, "<h2 class='alert'>Bioscan complete</h2>")
-		to_chat(yautja, SPAN_ALERT("[xenos_on_planet] serpents present in the hunting ground[xeno_planet_location_string], with [larva] larva.\n[xenos_on_ship] serpents present on the human ship[xeno_ship_location_string]\n[marines_on_planet] humans present in the hunting ground[marine_planet_location_string]\n[marines_on_ship] humans present on the human ship[marine_ship_location_string]"))
+		to_chat(yautja, yautja_scan)
 
 	//Let the ghosts know what's up, they also get good numbers
 	for(var/mob/dead/observer/ghost as anything in GLOB.observer_list)
 		to_chat(ghost, "<h2 class='alert'>Bioscan complete</h2>")
-		to_chat(ghost, SPAN_ALERT("[xenos_on_planet] xenos on planet, with [larva] larva.\n[xenos_on_ship] xenos on the ship.\n[marines_on_planet] humans on the planet.\n[marines_on_ship] humans on the ship."))
+		to_chat(ghost, ghost_scan)
 
 
 /// This will do something after Project ARES.
@@ -124,13 +126,12 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(bioscan_data, /datum/bioscan_data, new)
 		return
 	//Adjust the randomness there so everyone gets the same thing
 	var/fake_xenos_on_planet = max(0, xenos_on_planet + rand(-variance, variance))
-
-	log_game("BIOSCAN: ARES bioscan completed.")
-	log_game("BIOSCAN: Bioscan complete. Sensors indicate [xenos_on_ship_uncontained ? "[xenos_on_ship_uncontained]" : "no"] unknown lifeform signature[!xenos_on_ship_uncontained || xenos_on_ship_uncontained > 1 ? "s":""] present on the ship[xenos_on_ship_uncontained && xenos_ship_location ? ", including one in [xenos_ship_location]," : ""] and [fake_xenos_on_planet ? "approximately [fake_xenos_on_planet]" : "no"] signature[!fake_xenos_on_planet || fake_xenos_on_planet > 1 ? "s":""] located elsewhere[fake_xenos_on_planet && xenos_planet_location ? ", including one in [xenos_planet_location]":""].")
-
 	var/name = "[MAIN_AI_SYSTEM] Bioscan Status"
 	var/input = "Bioscan complete.\n\nSensors indicate [xenos_on_ship_uncontained ? "[xenos_on_ship_uncontained]" : "no"] unknown lifeform signature[!xenos_on_ship_uncontained || xenos_on_ship_uncontained > 1 ? "s":""] present on the ship[xenos_on_ship_uncontained && xenos_ship_location ? ", including one in [xenos_ship_location]," : ""] and [fake_xenos_on_planet ? "approximately [fake_xenos_on_planet]" : "no"] signature[!fake_xenos_on_planet || fake_xenos_on_planet > 1 ? "s":""] located elsewhere[fake_xenos_on_planet && xenos_planet_location ? ", including one in [xenos_planet_location]":""]."
 
+	log_game("BIOSCAN: ARES bioscan completed.")
+	log_game("BIOSCAN: [input]")
+
 	var/datum/ares_link/link = GLOB.ares_link
 	link.log_ares_bioscan(name, input)
 	if(forced || (link.p_interface && !link.p_interface.inoperable()))
@@ -146,11 +147,13 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(bioscan_data, /datum/bioscan_data, new)
 	var/planet_hosts = "[marines_on_planet ? "[marines_on_planet]" : "none"]"
 	var/planet_location = "[marines_on_planet && marine_planet_location ? ", including one in [marine_planet_location]" : ""]"
 
-	log_game("BIOSCAN: Queen Mother bioscan completed.")
-	log_game("BIOSCAN: To my children and their Queen. I sense [metalhive_hosts] host[plural] in the metal hive [metalhive_location] and [planet_hosts] scattered elsewhere[planet_location].")
+	var/title = SPAN_XENOANNOUNCE("The Queen Mother reaches into your mind from worlds away.")
+	var/content = SPAN_XENOANNOUNCE("To my children and their Queen. I sense [metalhive_hosts] host[plural] in the metal hive [metalhive_location] and [planet_hosts] scattered elsewhere[planet_location].")
 
+	log_game("BIOSCAN: Queen Mother bioscan completed.")
+	log_game("BIOSCAN: [content]")
 	/// Shout it at everyone
 	for(var/mob/current_mob as anything in GLOB.living_xeno_list)
 		current_mob << sound(get_sfx("queen"), wait = 0, volume = 50)
-		to_chat(current_mob, SPAN_XENOANNOUNCE("The Queen Mother reaches into your mind from worlds away."))
-		to_chat(current_mob, SPAN_XENOANNOUNCE("To my children and their Queen. I sense [metalhive_hosts] host[plural] in the metal hive [metalhive_location] and [planet_hosts] scattered elsewhere[planet_location]."))
+		to_chat(current_mob, title)
+		to_chat(current_mob, content)