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<?php
function print_cool_banner()
{
$pinky = <<<EOT
_ _
(_) | |
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| '_ \| | '_ \| |/ / | | |
| |_) | | | | | <| |_| |
| .__/|_|_| |_|_|\_\\__, |
| | __/ |
|_| |___/
EOT;
$pinky_alone = <<<EOT
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EOT;
$brain_alone = <<<EOT
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) `.__`,'/Y8888'\`.' / `. Where's Pinky?!!!
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`----'
EOT;
$pinky_brain = <<<EOT
/`. /`.
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Gee Brain, | \/-`\ \ The same thing we do
what do you i. _\';.,X j every night, Pinky.
want to do `:_\ ( \ \',-. Try to take over
tonight? .'"`\ a\eY' ) the world! _,.
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EOT;
$guy = <<<EOT
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|| /\ ||
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EOT;
$defcon = <<<EOT
____
,' Y`.
/ \
\ () () / IS DEFCON SOME SORT OF
`. /\ ,' CONFERENCE FOR RAPPERS???
8====| "" |====8
`LLLU'
EOT;
$pondering = <<<EOT
,. '\'\ ,---.
Quiet, Pinky; I'm pondering. | \\ l\\l_ // | Err ... right,
_ _ | \\/ `/ `.| | Brain! Narf!
/~\\ \ //~\ | Y | | || Y |
| \\ \ // | | \| | |\ / | /
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| >' `< | `--(______)----'
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(___\ /___) (____/ (____) `---'
EOT;
$bridge = <<<EOT
^^
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_..: : : : :[]: : : : : : :-._________.-: : : : : : :[]: : : : :-._
_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:_:[]:_:_:_:_:_:_
!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^[]^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[] []
[] []
[] []
~~^-~^_~^~/ \~^-~^~_~^-~_^~-^~_^~~-^~_~^~-~_~-^~_^/ \~^-~_~^-~~-
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~^~ - _ ^ - ~~~ _ - _ ~-^ ~ __- ~_ - ~ ~^_-
~ ~- ^~ - ~^ - ~ ^~ - ~~ ^~ - ~
EOT;
$dna = <<<EOT
___
_(((,| What's DNA??
/ _-\\
/ C o\o \
_/_ __\ \ __ __ __ __ __ __ __
/ \ \___/ ) /--X--\ /--X--\ /--X--\ /--
| |\_|\ / /--/ \--\ /--/ \--\ /--/ \--\ /--/
| |# #|/ \__X__/ \__X__/ \__X__/
( / |
| |# # |
| | #|
| | #___n_,_
,-/ 7-' . `\
`-\...\-_ - o /
|# # `---U--'
`-v-^-'\/
\ |_|_ Wny
(___mnnm
EOT;
$mase = <<<EOT
____________________
/ \
| In case of |
| Frustration |
\____________________/
! !
! !
L_ !
/ _)!
/ /__L
_____/ (____)
(____)
_____ (____)
\_(____)
! !
! !
\__/
EOT;
$pinky_second = <<<EOT
.'`. .'`.
/ `. .' \
/ \`. .'/ \
Y \ `. .' / Y
| \ `. .' / |
| \ `. _.---._ .' / |
| \ `. .' `. .' / |
| \ ' ' / |
( Y _.--._ _.--._ Y )
\ | ' _.---. .---._ ` | /
\ | / Y \ | /
\ ;. | : | : | .; /
\ \ `v : | : V' / /
\ \ : | : / /
\ \ : # | # : / /
\ _ ) : | : ( _ /
`./ )/ : .--'''--. ; \( \.'
/ ) `-._\ : ; /_.-' ( \
( / Y Y _.-\ )
`-._ `- "T: :T" -' _.-'
`-._ : `. .' : _.-'
/ `. '-._.-' ,' `
/ / `-._.-''\ \
/ / `./ T \.' \ \
/ / `-._.-' \ \
/ / ._. \ \
/ / .' `. \ \
/ / .' `. \ \
/ / .' `. \ \
( .' `. \ )
\._____.' `.____/ dp
EOT;
$amiga_shell = <<<EOT
_______________________________________________________________________
|[] AmigaShell |F]|!"|
|"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|"|
|12.Workbench:> cd itz:asc | |
|12.Work:Iltzu/Asc> ed shell01.asc | |
| | |
| |_|
|_____________________________________________________________________|/|
EOT;
$atari = <<<EOT
._,-,_. _ ________ _ ______ __
||| ||| / \ |__ __| / \ | _ \ | |
||| ||| / . \ | | / . \ | |_) / | |
;|| ||: / /_\ \ | | / /_\ \ | ( | |
./ /| |\ \. / ___ \ | | / ___ \ | |\ \ | |
|./ :_: \.| /__/ \__\ |__| /__/ \__\ |__| \__\ |__|
EOT;
$love = <<<EOT
_______________ |*\_/*|________
| ___________ | .-. .-. ||_/-\_|______ |
| | | | .****. .****. | | | |
| | 0 0 | | .*****.*****. | | 0 0 | |
| | - | | .*********. | | - | |
| | \___/ | | .*******. | | \___/ | |
| |___ ___| | .*****. | |___________| |
|_____|\_/|_____| .***. |_______________|
_|__|/ \|_|_.............*.............._|________|_
/ ********** \ / ********** \
/ ************ \ / ************ \
-------------------- --------------------
EOT;
$dos = <<<EOT
,----------------, ,---------,
,-----------------------, ," ,"|
," ,"| ," ," |
+-----------------------+ | ," ," |
| .-----------------. | | +---------+ |
| | | | | | -==----'| |
| | I LOVE DOS! | | | | | |
| | Bad command or | | |/----|`---= | |
| | C:\>_ | | | ,/|==== ooo | ;
| | | | | // |(((( [33]| ,"
| `-----------------' |," .;'| |(((( | ,"
+-----------------------+ ;; | | |," -Kevin Lam-
/_)______________(_/ //' | +---------+
___________________________/___ `,
/ oooooooooooooooo .o. oooo /, \,"-----------
/ ==ooooooooooooooo==.o. ooo= // ,`\--{)B ,"
/_==__==========__==_ooo__ooo=_/' /___________,"
`-----------------------------'
EOT;
$admin = <<<EOT
_\\/|(/_
>_ _ /
(_)-(_)
) o (
\ = /
|W|
| |
__| |__
/ \ u / \
| `-' |
|__| |__|
|||ADM|||
||| |||
||| |||
||| |||
||| |||
||| |||
/ |___/ \
||(| \)||
\\| | |//
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
( ( |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
| | |
___[_[_]
/ / \
\_\______/
EOT;
$horny = <<<EOT
/| /| ---------------------------
||__|| | |
/ O O\__ I have a horny little |
/ \ operating system |
/ \ \ |
/ _ \ \ ----------------------
/ |\____\ \ ||
/ | | | |\____/ ||
/ \| | | |/ | __||
/ / \ ------- |_____| ||
/ | | | --|
| | | |_____ --|
| |_|_|_| | \----
/\ |
/ /\ | /
/ / | | |
___/ / | | |
|____/ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c
EOT;
$windows = <<<EOT
.=====================================================.
|| ||
|| _ _--""--_ ||
|| " --"" | | .--. | || ||
|| " . _| | | | | | || ||
|| _ | _--""--_| |----| |.- .-i |.-. || ||
|| " --"" | | | | | | | | | ||
|| " . _| | | | | | `-( | | () ||
|| _ | _--""--_| | | ||
|| " --"" `--' ||
|| || rg / mfj
`=====================================================`
EOT;
$emoticon = <<<EOT
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$' `$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$'`$$$$$$$$$$$$$'`$$$$$$! !$$$$$$'`$$$$$$$$$$$$$'`$$$
$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$
$$$$. `$' \' \$` $$$$$$$! !$$$$$$$ '$/ `/ `$' .$$$$
$$$$$. !\ i i .$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$. i i /! .$$$$$
$$$$$$ `--`--.$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$.--'--' $$$$$$
$$$$$\$L `$$$$$^^$$ $$^^$$$$$' J$$$$$$
$$$$$$$. .' ""~ $$$ $. .$ $$$ ~"" `. .$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$. ; .e$$$$$! $$. .$$ !$$$$\$e, ; .$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$ `.$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$. .$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$.' $$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$! $$`$$$$$$$$'$$ !$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$
\$JT&yd$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $ $$ $ .$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ \$by&TL$
$ $$ $
$. $$ .$
`$ $'
`$$$$$$$$'
EOT;
$monkeys = <<<EOT
.-"-. .-"-. .-"-. .-"-.
_/_-.-_\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_ _/.-.-.\_
/ __} {__ \ /|( o o )|\ ( ( o o ) ) ( ( o o ) )
/ // " \\ \ | // " \\ | |/ " \| |/ " \|
/ / \'---'/ \ \ / / \'---'/ \ \ \'/^\'/ \ .-. /
\ \_/`"""`\_/ / \ \_/`"""`\_/ / /`\ /`\ /`"""`\
\ / \ / / /|\ \ / \
-={ see no evil }={ hear no evil }={ speak no evil }={ have no fun }=-
EOT;
$ascii_art = array(
$pinky_alone,
$brain_alone,
$pinky_brain,
$guy,
$defcon,
$pondering,
$pinky,
$bridge,
$dna,
$mase,
$pinky_second,
$emoticon,
$windows,
$horny,
$amiga_shell,
$atari,
$dos,
$admin,
$love,
$monkeys
);
echo chr(27) . chr(91) . 'H' . chr(27) . chr(91) . 'J'; //^[H^[J
echo "\e[97m";
echo $ascii_art[rand(0, 19)];
echo "\e[0m";
}