Magic.

[Fweddi]

This is witchcraft and I'm not okay with it.

res.end(file.replace("{{ username }}", username));
handlers.js, line 23

[crianonim]

We were running out of time, so it was the quickest solution we could think (like fake templating). Sorry it bothers you. Bring on torches and the pitchforks, we deserve them! 😉