diff --git a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver.rb b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver.rb
index 97d9edd44..4037e8dd2 100644
--- a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver.rb
+++ b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver.rb
@@ -210,7 +210,7 @@ def save_all_occurences
 
       event_time[:are_spaces_available] = occurence.status if occurence.respond_to?(:status)
 
-      unless event.update! data.attributes.merge(event_time)
+      unless event.update data.attributes.merge(event_time)
         notices << { event: event, errors: event.errors.full_messages }
       end
 
diff --git a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/ics_event.rb b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/ics_event.rb
index 67cf5373d..4b01a6f5a 100644
--- a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/ics_event.rb
+++ b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/ics_event.rb
@@ -68,24 +68,27 @@ def find_event_link
     end
 
     def event_link_regex
-      # (http(s)?://)? - will match against https:// or http:// or nothing
-      # [A-Za-z0-9]+   - will match against alphanumeric strings
-      # [^\s]+         - grab until we see a whitespace character
-      #
+      http = %r{(http(s)?://)?}        # - https:// or http:// or nothing
+      alphanum = %r{[A-Za-z0-9]+}      # - alphanumeric strings
+      subdomain = %r{(#{alphanum}\.)?} # - matches the www. or us04web in the zoom link
+      suffix = %r{[^\s<"]+}            # - matches until we see a whitespace character,
+                                       #   an angle bracket, or a quote (thanks html)
+
       # We deal with the following strings:
       #   meet.jit.si/foobarbaz
       #   meet.google.com/kbv-byuf-cvq
       #   facebook.com/events/(really long url)
       #   us04web.zoom.us/j/(really long url)
       #   zoom.us/j/(really long url)
+      # We also deal with strings like
+      #   <a href="(event url)">
+      #   <p>(event url)</p>
 
-      http = %r{(http(s)?://)?}
-      alphanum = %r{[A-Za-z0-9]+}
       links = {
-        'jitsi': %r{#{http}meet.jit.si/[^\s]+},
-        'meets': %r{#{http}meet.google.com/[^\s]+},
-        'facebook': %r{#{http}facebook.com/events/[^\s]+},
-        'zoom': %r{#{http}(#{alphanum}\.)?zoom.us/j/[^\s]+}
+        'jitsi': %r{#{http}#{subdomain}meet.jit.si/#{suffix}},
+        'meets': %r{#{http}#{subdomain}meet.google.com/#{suffix}},
+        'facebook': %r{#{http}#{subdomain}facebook.com/events/#{suffix}},
+        'zoom': %r{#{http}#{subdomain}zoom.us/j/#{suffix}}
       }
 
       Regexp.union links.values
diff --git a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/meetup_event.rb b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/meetup_event.rb
index bdb6e7cf0..31ad1c701 100644
--- a/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/meetup_event.rb
+++ b/app/jobs/calendar_importer/events/meetup_event.rb
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ def publisher_url
     end
 
     def location
-      return nil
+      return nil # TODO: ??? Why are we ignoring the venue for meetup events
 
       venue = @event['venue']
       if venue
diff --git a/test/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver_test.rb b/test/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver_test.rb
index 83d23d716..03e20d24b 100644
--- a/test/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver_test.rb
+++ b/test/jobs/calendar_importer/event_resolver_test.rb
@@ -1,31 +1,81 @@
 require 'test_helper'
 
 class EventsResolverTest < ActiveSupport::TestCase
-  FakeEvent = Struct.new(
+  FakeICSEvent = Struct.new(
     :uid,
     :summary,
     :description,
     :location,
     :rrule,
     :last_modified,
-    :ocurrences_between
+    :ocurrences_between,
+    :custom_properties,
+    # Fixes bug where entire argument to .new ended up under the uid value lmao
+    # Who knew our importer was *that* robust?!
+    keyword_init: true
+  )
+
+  FakeEventbriteEvent = Struct.new(
+    :id,
+    :name,
+    :description,
+    :venue,
+    :start,
+    :end,
+    :online_event,
+    :url,
+    keyword_init: true
+  )
+
+  FakeMeetupEvent = Struct.new(
+    :id,
+    :name,
+    :description,
+    :link,
+    :venue,
+    :time,
+    :utc_offset,
+    :duration,
+    :is_online_event,
+    keyword_init: true
   )
 
   setup do
-    @start_date = Date.new(1990, 1, 1)
-    @end_date = Date.new(1990, 1, 2)
+    @start_date = DateTime.new(1990, 1, 1, 10, 30)
+    @end_date = DateTime.new(1990, 1, 2, 11, 40)
 
-    fake_event = FakeEvent.new(
+    @fake_ics_event = FakeICSEvent.new(
       uid: 123,
       summary: 'A summary',
       description: 'A description',
       location: 'A location',
       rrule: '',
       last_modified: '',
-      ocurrences_between: [[@start_date, @end_date]]
+      ocurrences_between: [[@start_date, @end_date]],
+      custom_properties: {}
     )
 
-    @event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(fake_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+    @fake_eventbrite_event = FakeEventbriteEvent.new(
+      id: '111111111111',
+      name: { 'text': 'A summary' },
+      description: { 'text': 'A description' },
+      venue: nil,
+      start: { 'local': @start_date.iso8601 },
+      'end': { 'local': @end_date.iso8601 },
+      online_event: true
+    )
+
+    @fake_meetup_event = FakeMeetupEvent.new(
+      id: '111111111',
+      name: { 'text': 'A summary' },
+      description: { 'text': '<p>This is a meetup description!</p>' },
+      venue: nil,
+      time: @start_date.to_i,
+      utc_offset: (@end_date.to_i - @start_date.to_i),
+      is_online_event: true
+    )
+
+    @ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
   end
 
   test 'online only strategy' do
@@ -33,7 +83,7 @@ class EventsResolverTest < ActiveSupport::TestCase
     notices = []
     from_date = @start_date
 
-    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(@event_data, calendar, notices, from_date)
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(@ics_event_data, calendar, notices, from_date)
     resolver.determine_location_for_strategy
 
     # these are not set even if present in source
@@ -49,7 +99,7 @@ class EventsResolverTest < ActiveSupport::TestCase
     notices = []
     from_date = @start_date
 
-    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(@event_data, calendar, notices, from_date)
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(@ics_event_data, calendar, notices, from_date)
     resolver.determine_location_for_strategy
 
     # these are not set even if present in source
@@ -59,4 +109,116 @@ class EventsResolverTest < ActiveSupport::TestCase
     # still sets partner
     assert_equal calendar.partner_id, resolver.data.partner_id
   end
+
+  test 'ics: can detect google meet url in custom properties' do
+    meet_link = 'https://meet.google.com/aaa-aaaa-aaa'
+    @fake_ics_event[:custom_properties] = { 'x_google_conference' => [meet_link] }
+    ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event') # strategy doesn't matter TBH
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(ics_event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, @fake_ics_event['custom_properties']['x_google_conference'].first
+  end
+
+  test 'ics: can detect jitsi link in description' do
+    jitsi_link = 'https://meet.jit.si/blahblabladsf'
+    @fake_ics_event[:description] = "Join us on jitsi: #{jitsi_link} words words words"
+    ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(ics_event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, jitsi_link
+  end
+
+  test 'ics: can detect google meet link in description' do
+    meet_link = 'https://meet.google.com/aaa-aaaa-aaa'
+    @fake_ics_event[:description] = "Join us on meets: #{meet_link} words words words"
+    ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(ics_event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, meet_link
+  end
+
+  test 'ics: can detect facebook event link in description' do
+    fb_link = 'https://www.facebook.com/events/349588176081231/'
+    @fake_ics_event[:description] = "See more info on facebook: #{fb_link} words words words"
+    ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(ics_event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, fb_link
+  end
+
+  test 'ics: can detect zoom link in description' do
+    zoom_link = 'https://us04web.zoom.us/j/78434510758?pwd=aILSsYSJRSb_uO87tFjulZuLAA0eXT.1'
+    @fake_ics_event[:description] = "join us on zoom: <p>#{zoom_link}<p> words words words"
+    ics_event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::IcsEvent.new(@fake_ics_event, @start_date, @end_date)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(ics_event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, zoom_link
+  end
+
+  test 'eventbrite: can detect online event url' do
+    eventbrite_link = 'https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/some-random-event-woo-hoo-111111111111'
+    @fake_eventbrite_event[:url] = eventbrite_link
+    event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::EventbriteEvent.new(@fake_eventbrite_event)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, eventbrite_link
+  end
+
+  test 'meetup: can detect online event url' do
+    meetup_link = 'https://www.meetup.co.uk/e/some-random-event-woo-hoo-111111111111'
+    @fake_meetup_event[:link] = meetup_link
+    event_data = CalendarImporter::Events::MeetupEvent.new(@fake_meetup_event)
+
+    calendar = create(:calendar, strategy: 'event')
+
+    resolver = CalendarImporter::EventResolver.new(event_data, calendar, [], @start_date)
+    resolver.determine_online_location
+
+    assert resolver.data.online_address_id.present?
+
+    online_address = OnlineAddress.find(resolver.data.online_address_id)
+    assert_equal online_address.url, meetup_link
+  end
 end