RM11.MSG

[messages for room 11 -- rmOutsideBar
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"You are outside Lefty's bar. Isn't it wonderful what can be done
 with a little neon?"

%message	2
"There is a sign on that utility pole."

%message	3
"It appears that the hooker gave you a little more than you bargained for!"

%message	4
"Considering the looks of this place, you decide that next time you'd be
 better off to spend a little more money on your computer games!"

%message	5
"While life may be possible, it is no longer worth living."

%message	6
"The windows are too dirty to see through."

%message	7
"Nah. Lefty would probably break both your legs!"

%message	8
"Nice tuck and roll job, eh?"

%message	9
"\"Welcome\""

%message	10
"Amazed by your own cleverness, you lift the door mat and discover..."

%message	11
"...absolutely nothing!"

%message	12
"(What did you expect? A key?)"

%message	13
"You can't. The door is securely locked. "

%message	14
"Lefty's closes at 3:00 a.m."

%message	15
"\"STOP, PERVERT!!!\" shouts the cop.\n\n
\"I wonder who he's yelling at,\" you think."

%message	16
"\"Caught you, pervert!\" the cop shouts.
 \"We don't like people exposing themselves around this town,
 especially wearing one of those!\""

%message	17
"Next time, if you insist on wearing your \"lubber\" in public,
 you should at least zip your fly."

%message	18
"He appears to be chasing someone!"