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[messages for room 17 -- rmHooker
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"This is the hooker's seedy bedroom.
The bed's a mess, ditto the hooker!"
%message 2
"Yep! This would be a perfect time! The Surgeon General would be proud."
%message 3
"You already are wearing it."
%message 4
"It looks like the hooker has a box of candy on her table."
%message 5
"Although successful, you feel less than satisfied.
Technically speaking, you're no longer a virgin,
but for some reason, the thrill just wasn't there.
You vow to continue your quest until you please your heart,
not just your other organs!"
%message 6
"Sniffing the air, you're suddenly hungry for tuna."
%message 7
"\"Come on over here, Larry!\""
%message 8
"She says, \"Me first!\" as she%m25"
%message 9
"Not again! A guy can only take so much!!"
%message 10
"She seems more interested in that cigarette than she was in you."
%message 11
"It's a good thing you were wearing that rubber!"
%message 12
"It's already open."
%message 13
"Nah. This room needs the fresh air!"
%message 14
"You repeatedly bang your head against the closed glass."
%message 15
""
%message 16
"It's a really ugly table."
%message 17
"\"Jeez, Mister! What've you been eating? Buffalo chips???\""
%message 18
"She certainly seems to enjoy that gum."
%message 19
"A sign near the bed says: \"Substantial penalty for early withdrawals.\""
%message 20
"\"So,\" she snarls, \"you just gonna stand there, or what?\""
%message 21
"\"Was it good for you, baby?\" you ask her."
%message 22
"\"Was what good?\" she replies."
%message 23
"Although you might look precious in that little white lace number,
you're just not that kind of guy!"
%message 24
"She%m25"
%message 25
" goes to work on you.
Then she smiles as she bites it off!
\"Sorry, Larry. No oral sex in this game. Suffer!\""
%message 26
"Now's a great time to think of that!"
%message 27
"\"Is that a toothpick in your pocket,
or are you just happy to get past my pimp?\""
%message 28
"You'd have a better view if you'd move to the front of the bed!"
%message 29
"There is a fire escape outside the window."
%message 30
"The clothesline is barely strong enough to hold its present load.
Poor girl, you'd think at these prices she could afford a laundromat."
%message 31
"\"Hey, what kind of girl do you think I am?\""
%message 32
"It's getting old and rusty -- not unlike you, Larry."
%message 33
"It just hangs there."
%message 34
"There's nothing (and no one) there."
%message 35
"It, too, is broken."
%message 36
""
%message 37
"It's barely strong enough to hold up its present load.
Besides, if you take it, her underwear would fall down."
%message 38
"There is a table near the window."
%message 39
"There's nothing there."
%message 40
"You have no use for a stained pillow."
%message 41
"You are as naked as you're going to get!"
%message 42
"With all your clothes on?"
%message 43
"You slyly tap out a message in Morse code; unfortunately, only some rats
hear it."
%message 44
"You can't. She's nailed it to the floor."
%message 45
"Your rope is not long enough to reach outside."
%message 46
"NOW!?
You've come this far, Larry; now's the time to do more than just look!"