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[messages for room 21 -- rmInside7_11
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"You are in a 24-hour convenience store.
There is a magazine rack near the front door, with a sign reading
\"This no library -- no leeding.\"
Except for the clerk standing behind the counter,
the store appears to be deserted. A small sign graces the counter."
%message 2
"There are many magazines on the rack,
but your eyes immediately go to the ones with the naked girls on the cover."
%message 3
"Move to the counter when you are ready to pay for your selections."
%message 4
"Shouldn't you TAKE your purchases before paying for them?"
%message 5
"\n\"WHAT A PERVERT!!!\"\n"
%message 6
"The shelves are filled with all the necessities of life:
\"Dwinkies,\" \"Wallo-Wars,\" \"Loritos,\" various colas,
cheap wine, and coffee.
You don't see anything you really need in this part of the store."
%message 7
"Nah. You'd just be wasting your money."
%message 8
"\"You haven't used your old one yet!\""
%message 9
"Apparently the clerk is new to this country.
He only knows a few English words."
%message 10
"\"Sure, we got lubbers!\""
%message 11
"(Obviously you've hit his area of expertise!)"
%message 12
"\"What kind lubber you want? Smooth or libbed?\""
%message 13
"\"Colored or plain?\""
%message 14
"\"Lubricated or rough-cut?\""
%message 15
"\"Striped or plaid?\""
%message 16
"\"Peppermint or spearmint flavor?\""
%message 17
"\"Hey, everybody!!
This weird-o just bought a %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""
%message 18
"After looking around to make certain you're alone,
you quietly ask the clerk if he has any available behind the counter."
%message 19
"The clerk does not take kindly to your shoplifting.
His shotgun makes a permanent impression on you.
(And, IN you!)"
%message 20
"\"Oakie, doakie Meester!\""
%message 21
"smooth"
%message 22
"libbed"
%message 23
"colored"
%message 24
"plain"
%message 25
"lubricated"
%message 26
"rough-cut"
%message 27
"striped"
%message 28
"plaid"
%message 29
"peppermint"
%message 30
"spearmint"
%message 31
"He hands you the package, saying
\"All together, that will be $%v200.00, prease.\""
%message 32
"Unfortunately, you only have $%v90.00.
(Perhaps you can sneak out without paying.)"
%message 33
"You give him the money, with a pleasant \"Thanks a lot, big mouth!\""
%message 34 [ MUST remain 1 single space!!
" "
%message 35
"\"Hey, Meester!!\" yells the clerk.
\"I hope you enjoy your %s5-flavored, %s4, %s3, %s2, %s1 lubber!!!\""
%message 36
"The magazines are on the rack nearest the door."
%message 37
""
%message 38
"Nah. That's enough reading material for one game."
%message 39
"\"Ooooooh, Meester!
Thank you for free money.
What wonderful country thees is!!\""
%message 40
"\"Oakie, doakie Meester! That'll be $%v200.00.\""
%message 41
"\"Have a nice day.\""
%message 42
"You grab a bottle of cheap wine,
and wonder how they can make a profit selling this stuff for only a
dollar a gallon!"
%message 43
"Not here. This place is too expensive!"
%message 44
"A small, discreetly hand-lettered sign says:\n\n
\"Prophylactics For Sale\n
Ask Clerk\""
%message 45
"\"Nice turban, Leroy.\""
%message 46
"\"Hey, meester! Come over here, and get your lubber!!\""
%message 47
"He smiles back, pretending to understand."
%message 48
"The wine is on the left end of the back wall."
%message 49
"That extra large jug of wine looks like a bargain."
%message 50
"There's nothing of interest inside."
%message 51
"That is located behind the counter. Ask the clerk."
%message 52
"You still have some."
%message 53
"\"Here, Meester,\" he says. \"Thees smells like chur brand!\""
%message 54
"Hmm. That one looks particularly interesting."
%message 55
"Whew. One of those bottles is about all a guy needs, Larry."
%message 56
"The wall behind the clerk is blank and
the counter is completely bare, except for a small sign.
(You wonder where he keeps the slim jims.)"
%message 57
"\"Sorry, no gottee!\""
%message 58
"\"Fposwqa feinnzx. Ofewass gewyiu qfbva.\""
%message 59
"\"Poolskd asd woefpo lkjfq feps of foeps.\""
%message 60
"\"Owf wepa vpifk qpqwf? Qqwpp apifrp qp foiw!\""
%message 61
"\"Tqp nbq bqopni ba ajpqoi fqyq. HA HA HA!!\""
%message 62
"\"Pqwwo qfp qwfnbv qozdvie. Ppqow poqw fvzxc ioplhjk.\""
%message 63
"\"Qufe weax zxo zvp zvqiw vpozcvajpbnv wf, apoz. Wfipa?\""
%message 64
"\"Zxxz pofqsoo afpoistr zxcv.\""