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[messages for room 23 -- rmOutsideDisco
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"You are outside a flashy disco. The bouncer does not look happy."
%message 2
"\"Either show your membership card, or get lost, Scum-Breath!\""
%message 3
"\"Good evening, Sir. I'm so sorry I didn't recognize you sooner.
Please, come right in!!\""
%message 4
"You whip out your \"borrowed\" membership card, and lay it on him."
%message 5
"It seems he's uninterested in idle chit-chat, Larry."
%message 6
"You don't have a membership card!"
%message 7
"\"We hope you enjoyed your visit tonight, Sir!\""
%message 8
"\"Oh, there's no need to do that, Sir!\" says the bouncer."
%message 9
"\"HALT!!\n\n
I'm sorry, Sir,\" says the bouncer, \"but this is a private club.\""
%message 10
"He seems glad to see you leave."
%message 11
"He's physically well-developed,
but you bet he's not as wise in the ways of women as you are."
%message 12
"Larry! How could you!"
%message 13
"You know he'd beat you to a pulp!"
%message 14
"Gazing up at the storefronts before you, a feeling comes over you.
Surely every one of those windows has a deep,
wonderful story hidden behind it.
There are millions of stories here in Lost Wages,
but you'll never know any of them.
Such is the fate of those who are morally-weak,
but financially-strong."
%message 15
"(What the hell was that all about????)"
%message 16
"Gaudy, aren't they?"
%message 17
"He's far too strong for you, Larry."
%message 18
""
%message 19
"All the stores are locked. But, that disco sure looks inviting."
%message 20
"\"You can only get a card if you already have a card,\" he laughs,
\"but then, of course, you wouldn't NEED a card.\""
%message 21
"\"So, beat it, Chump!\""
%message 22
"\"How's about a little green sliding across your palm?\"
you ask the bouncer."
%message 23
"\"How's about your rear end sliding across the pavement?\" he replies."
%message 24
"Why does the dog use you, and not it?"