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[messages for room 25 -- rmInsideDisco
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"The disco is filled with remarkably similar guys, all looking for girls."
%message 2
"What a knock-out!
She has bright blue eyes, and a dazzling smile.
Your eyes roam her body, and what you see, you like.
She's sensational!!"
%message 3
"Larry, this MUST be love!"
%message 4
"\"Please,\" she says coyly, \"stop staring there.\""
%message 5
"Perhaps they're waiting for Fawn to return."
%message 6
"Not now, you're busy."
%message 7
"%m52dancing. I thought you'd never ask! Come on!!\""
%message 8
""
%message 9
"%m52roses.\""
%message 10
"%m52candy.\""
%message 11
"%m52diamonds.\""
%message 12
"It appears Fawn has caught you a \"little short,\" Larry.
Better try the casino, and hope for a run of good luck!"
%message 13
"\"Well, really. I'm not that kind of girl!!\""
%message 14
"%m52money.\""
%message 15
"\"Thanks, Larry. You won't regret this.
Meet me at the Marriage Chapel near the Casino in a few minutes.
I'll get us a room. Hurry, Larry, I can hardly wait!\""
%message 16
"\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just LOVE you!
Larry, I want you to make wild, passionate love to me!\""
%message 17
"(All right, Larry. At last, you're gonna get lucky!!)"
%message 18
"She continues, \"But first, we must get married.
I could never make love to a man not my husband.
If you would loan me a hundred dollars,
I'd rent the Honeymoon Suite at the Casino Hotel for us.
Then, after we're married, we'll celebrate there.\""
%message 19
"\"You seem like a sweet, old-fashioned kind of guy,\"
she says with a beautiful smile."
%message 20
"\"What! At a time like this?!\""
%message 21
"\"Either give me some money, or I'll leave without you.\""
%message 22
"\"That's it! See ya later, chump!\""
%message 23
"\"Hi ya, Baby. What say you and me get it on?\""
%message 24
"Those beautiful eyes tell you this doll requires
more than your usual smooth talk."
%message 25
"\"Bad breath's one thing, Larry, but you could knock a buzzard off
a manure truck!!\""
%message 26
"She smiles and says, \"I'm just a girl who can't say no..."
%message 27
"(All right, Larry; this is what you've been waiting for!)"
%message 28
"\"...to nice presents,\" she concludes."
%message 29
"Her hair is beautiful, not thinning like some people we know."
%message 30
"\"So what?\""
%message 31
"Her lips are moist and inviting, but remember that you also thought that
about old Mrs. Bradley, your homeroom teacher!"
%message 32
"\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask."
%message 33
"\"Fawn,\" she replies."
%message 34
"Somehow you knew that."
%message 35
"\"I'm sorry, but I'll need at least a hundred dollars,\"
she says with a coy smile."
%message 36
"You fervently hope she'll wait for your return."
%message 37
"Conveniently, she offers, \"I'll wait right here until you return.\""
%message 38
"I AM the marrying type, but you must convince me."
%message 39
"\"How nice,\" she says, \"I love me, too.\""
%message 40
"The dance floor is lit from below with brightly colored lights.
It is presently unused."
%message 41
"Evidently every guy here has been turned down by the only
girl in the place.
Her beauty has them frozen in their tracks."
%message 42
"There isn't one. This place is run by computer.
(Besides, at this time of night DJ should be home with Chris.)"
%message 43
"\"Say, Larry,\" she chuckles, glancing downward,
\"is that a pez dispenser in your pocket, or are you just lonely?\""
%message 44
"\"Perhaps we shall,\" she replies, \"if you play your cards right!\""
%message 46
"\"Get lost, creep.\""
%message 47
"\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her."
%message 48
"\"Octagonal,\" she replies. \"Like in 'STOP!'\""
%message 49
"\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\""
%message 50
"\"I'd really like to get to know you better,\" you say.
\"What kind of girl are you, anyway?\""
%message 51
"(Oops.)"
%message 52
"\"Oooh, you're so sweet. I just love "
%message 57
"Funny, this is a dry club."
%message 58
"\"So, how about it, Larry?\" Fawn says in her petite voice.
\"May I have a measly hundred bucks, or not?\""
%message 59
"\"Not again. That trip through the ceiling gave me a headache!\""
%message 60
"SLAP!"
%message 61
"SLAP!\n\n
SLAP!!"
%message 63
"They seem to be staring at something they all want."
%message 64
"\"Uh, gosh, Fawn,\" you mumble. \"I've only got %v90 bucks on me!\""
%message 65
"Gee, Larry, this is working out swell."