RM3.MSG

[messages for room 3 -- lgcQuestions2
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1	
"\"Close Encounters of the Third Kind\" is about\n\n
  a. politics in third-world\n
       countries.\n
  b. homo- and heterosexual\n
       sex.\n
  c. creatures from outer\n
       space.\n
  d. a bicycle race across\n
       Alaska."

%message	2	
"IBM stands for\n\n
  a. Ittsy Bittsy Men.\n
  b. International Business\n
       Machines.\n
  c. Italian Branch of the\n
       Mafia.\n
  d. Iranian Broom Makers."

%message	3	
"Who was NOT in the movie \"Easy Rider?\"\n\n
  a. Peter Fonda\n
  b. Dennis Hopper\n
  c. Karen Black\n
  d. Karen Carpenter"

%message	4	
"Las Vegas is famous for\n\n
  a. its beaches.\n
  b. being the capital of\n
       Arizona.\n
  c. gambling.\n
  d. its weather."

%message	5	
"The term \"Working Girl\" refers to\n\n
  a. a secretary.\n
  b. a lady of negotiable\n
       virtue.\n
  c. an industrious woman.\n
  d. an employed female."

%message	6	
"Making a \"Hole in One\" is\n\n
  a. every golfer's dream.\n
  b. too dirty to discuss\n
       here.\n
  c. something carpenters do.\n
  d. best done with scissors."

%message	7	
"My boss is\n\n
  a. a jerk.\n
  b. a total jerk.\n
  c. an absolute total jerk.\n
  d. responsible for my\n
       paycheck."

%message	8	
"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?\n\n
  a. None, it's a hardware\n
       problem.\n
  b. None, programmers can't\n
       fit in light bulbs.\n
  c. 100. One to hold the\n
       bulb and 99 to\n
       debug the house.\n
  d. None so far, but they'll\n
       get to it\n
       Real Soon Now."

%message	9	
"A hard disk is\n\n
  a. better than a floppy.\n
  b. embarrassing to have at\n
       the office.\n
  c. a state-of-the-art\n
       frisbee.\n
  d. what happens when you\n
       leave your floppy out\n
       in the sun too long."

%message	10	
"In some personal ads, TV stands for\n\n
  a. television.\n
  b. transvestite.\n
  c. trans-venereal.\n
  d. terre-voracic."

%message	11	
"Lucy, Ricky, Fred and\n\n
  a. Barney.\n
  b. Carol.\n
  c. Alice.\n
  d. Ethel."

%message	12	
"Mel Brooks is\n\n
  a. black.\n
  b. Puerto Rican.\n
  c. a comedian.\n
  d. Catholic."

%message	13	
"It is customary to tip about\n\n
  a.  2 per cent.\n
  b.  6 per cent.\n
  c. 15 per cent.\n
  d. 25 per cent."

%message	14	
"Blackjack is\n\n
  a. an ace and a face card.\n
  b. used by policemen.\n
  c. related to Caucasian\n
       Tom.\n
  d. a kind of car sold only\n
       in Fresno."

%message	15	
"Canada is\n\n
  a. where Canadians live.\n
  b. north of the U. S.\n
  c. adjacent to the U. S.\n
  d. All of the above."

%message	16	
"Oral Roberts is\n\n
  a. a thermometer technique.\n
  b. an evangelist.\n
  c. best done with a friend.\n
  d. shy."

%message	17	
"Richard Nixon was\n\n
  a. an audio technician.\n
  b. a plumber's friend.\n
  c. a comedian.\n
  d. a president."

%message	18	
"A 747 is\n\n
  a. a cocktail.\n
  b. a perfect bowling score.\n
  c. a large airplane.\n
  d. a prime number."

%message	19	
"Whips, chains and handcuffs are\n\n
  a. kinky.\n
  b. used by police\n
       departments.\n
  c. usually in text\n
       adventures.\n
  d. only permitted in\n
       Eastern schools."

%message	20	
"A Macintosh is\n\n
  a. a kind of Apple.\n
  b. a kind of apple.\n
  c. an article of clothing.\n
  d. All of the above."

%message	21	
"My parents are\n\n
  a. age 10 to 25.\n
  b. age 25 to 30.\n
  c. age 31 to 35.\n
  d. 36 or over."

%message	22	
"My favorite actor is\n\n
  a. Pia Zadora.\n
  b. Fred Flintstone.\n
  c. Jim Bakker.\n
  d. not listed here."

%message	23	
"I have hair on my\n\n
  a. head.\n
  b. palms.\n
  c. keyboard.\n
  d. lottsa places."

%message	24	
"When it's noon in California in August, in St. Louis it's\n\n
  a. miserable.\n
  b. 2:00 p.m.\n
  c. 3:00 p.m.\n
  d. time for a beer."

%message	25	
"The best \"pick-up\" line is:\n\n
  a. Hey baby, what's your\n
       sign?\n
  b. Want to go for a ride\n
       in my Porsche?\n
  c. For a fat girl, you\n
       sure don't sweat much!\n
  d. Do you know where I can\n
       buy some Vaseline?"

%message	26	
"The \"Mile-High Club\" is\n\n
  a. a bird-watching society.\n
  b. a Denver ski club.\n
  c. a bar in East L. A.\n
  d. open to those who have\n
       performed aerial\n
       acrobatics inside a\n
       plane's rest room."

%message	27	
"My sex life is best described as\n\n
  a. non-existent and non-\n
       contemplated.\n
  b. what sex life?\n
  c. none of your business!!\n
  d. a ripening tomato."

%message	28	
"Elizabeth Taylor is\n\n
  a. an actress.\n
  b. creator of a line of\n
       cosmetics.\n
  c. celebrating her silver\n
       wedding anniversary.\n
  d. a singer."

%message	29	
"Joan Rivers is\n\n
  a. the real name of\n
       \"Dear Abby.\"\n
  b. engaged to\n
       Johnny Carson.\n
  c. a former talk show\n
       hostess.\n
  d. polite to all\n
       those around her."

%message	30
"Who starred in \"Bedtime for Bonzo?\"\n\n
  a. Clint Eastwood\n
  b. Fred Astaire\n
  c. Cary Grant\n
  d. Ronald Reagan"

%message	31
"Taxes should be\n\n
  a. lower.\n
  b. higher.\n
  c. unchanged.\n
  d. eliminated."

%message	32
"A moon is\n\n
  a. an astronomical body.\n
  b. a practical joke.\n
  c. a form of pie.\n
  d. all of the above."

%message	33
"Marlon Brando is\n\n
  a. a singer.\n
  b. an actor.\n
  c. a politician.\n
  d. a kind of soap."

%message	34
"I am presently\n\n
  a. in elementary school.\n
  b. in junior high.\n
  c. fighting acne.\n
  d. past puberty."

%message	35
"Herpes is\n\n
  a. caught from toilet\n
       seats.\n
  b. a French dessert.\n
  c. socially desirable.\n
  d. fatal (if given to\n
       your spouse)."

%message	36
"ERA is an abbreviation for\n\n
  a. Earnest Realtors of\n
       America.\n
  b. Equal Rights Amendment.\n
  c. Erogenous Readers\n
       Association.\n
  d. Error Recovery\n
       Associates."

%message	37
"G. Gordon Liddy was associated with\n\n
  a. the Mob.\n
  b. Calvin Klein.\n
  c. Elizabeth Taylor.\n
  d. the Plumbers."

%message	38
"What was illegal during Prohibition?\n\n
  a. aphrodisiacs\n
  b. alcohol\n
  c. abstinence\n
  d. perversion"

%message	39
"Bonnie and\n\n
  a. Ronnie\n
  b. Clyde\n
  c. Hubbard\n
  d. Clod"

%message	40	
"Who spends the most time in Las Vegas?\n\n
  a. Michael J. Fox\n
  b. Wayne Newton\n
  c. J. Paul Getty\n
  d. Paul Volcker"

%message	41
"Which U. S. President was not elected to office?\n\n
  a. Johnson\n
  b. Eisenhower\n
  c. Ford\n
  d. Cleveland"

%message	42
"Which is not a currency?\n\n
  a. yen\n
  b. lira\n
  c. fennel\n
  d. rupee"

%message	43
"Which is not a baseball team?\n\n
  a. Blue Jays\n
  b. Cardinals\n
  c. Seahawks\n
  d. Orioles"

%message	44
"Who made a record album with a cover that looked like a pair of blue jeans,
 complete with a working zipper?\n\n
  a. Rolling Stones\n
  b. Boy George\n
  c. Olivia Newton Jean\n
  d. Madonna"

%message	45
"The American television debut of Bob Hope,
 Dinah Shore, Elvis, and the Beatles was on\n\n
  a. \"The Ed Sullivan Show.\"\n
  b. \"Your Show of Shows.\"\n
  c. \"The Tonight Show.\"\n
  d. \"My Mother, the Car.\""

%message	46
"Michael Doonesbury founded\n\n
  a. the American Nazi Party.\n
  b. Walden Puddle Commune.\n
  c. the Young Republicans.\n
  d. the Grace Jones\n
       Fan Club."

%message	47
"The first baseball player to challenge the reserve clause was\n\n
  a. Philly Jo Jones.\n
  b. Roger Maris.\n
  c. Curt Flood.\n
  d. Ted Williams."

%message	48
"The first Negro to play Major League Baseball was\n\n
  a. Jackie Robinson.\n
  b. Joe DiMaggio.\n
  c. Benny Goodman.\n
  d. Satchel Paige."

%message	49
"Former Congressman Wilbur Mills went for a dip in the Tidal Basin with\n\n
  a. nothing on but his\n
       pride.\n
  b. a stripper named Fanne.\n
  c. his dog Spot.\n
  d. a 20-year-old secretary."

%message	50
"Martha Mitchell was\n\n
  a. a porno star.\n
  b. a famous author.\n
  c. the outspoken wife of an\n
       Attorney General.\n
  d. All of the above."

%message	51
"The G-Spot is supposed to be\n\n
  a. Ground Zero at a nuclear\n
       blast.\n
  b. a female erogenous zone.\n
  c. an unexplained astro-\n
       nomical discovery.\n
  d. the place where the FBI\n
       was first established."

%message	52
"Hugh Hefner is usually photographed in\n\n
  a. the nude.\n
  b. a hot tub.\n
  c. his current lover's\n
       arms.\n
  d. pajamas."

%message	53
"The 1973 album \"Dark Side of the Moon\" was recorded by\n\n
  a. Pink Floyd.\n
  b. Deep Purple.\n
  c. Bad News.\n
  d. the Grateful Dead."




%message	60
"Dynamic logic = 3."

%message	61
"a"

%message	62
"b"

%message	63
"c"

%message	64
"d"

%message	65
"So far, so good.\n\n
Now for the final question."

%message	66
"Question #%v96. Correct answer is %v93."

%message	67
"Please answer a, b, c, or d: "

%message	69
"So far, so good.\n\n
Now for the final question."