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[messages for room 32 -- rmOutsideCasino
[ "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[ by Al Lowe
%message 1
"It's a casino!"
%message 2
"\"Hello, sir.
Would you help out a poor unfortunate by purchasing an apple?\""
%message 3
"\"The price is reasonable: only $1.00.\""
%message 4
"\"I take that as a 'No,'\" he says pleasantly.
\"Very well then, perhaps some other time.\""
%message 5
"He's yet another poor soul who donated his everything so the shrine
of Lost Wages could continue to flourish."
%message 6
"\"My pleasure was always the slot machines,\" he says.
\"Say, are we going to stand here and chitchat all night,
or am I going to make a sale?\""
%message 7
"\"Why, Steve. Nice of you to ask,\" he responds."
%message 8
"\"Well, my friends call me 'Woz,' but I don't consider you a friend.\""
%message 9
"\"Thank you very much, sir.
Please call again, whenever you are in the neighborhood,\"
says the man. And with that, he walks away into the night."
%message 10
"\"Hey, come back!\" says the man.
\"Are you sure you don't want to buy an apple?\""
%message 11
"\"You know,\" says the man, peering deep into his barrel,
\"I'm all out! But thank you for your continued interest.\""
%message 12
"\"Ok, be that way!\" he says, and disappears into the night."
%message 13
"\"Oh no, you don't!\" exclaims the man."
%message 14
"\"Say, you really did lose everything,\" you tell the man."
%message 15
"They are nicely manicured, but of no help to you."
%message 16
"They're automatic. Get closer."
%message 17
"Pretty flashy, eh?"
%message 18
"\"Apples. Apples! APPLES for sale!!\""
%message 19
"\"Thanks a lot. See you later, pal.\""
%message 20
"Isn't it wonderful what can be done with a few light bulbs?"