RM35.MSG

[messages for room 35 -- rmElevators
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"The entrance to the Cabaret Lounge is to the right, by the telephone.
 A glass elevator awaits you.
 An ashtray is in front of the planter."

%message	2
"You are inside the glass elevator.
 Your favorite kind of music is playing.
 You hum along, insipidly."

%message	3
"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""

%message	4
"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""

%message	5
"Whee!"

%message	6
"You know, the people on those plants look like ants from up here."

%message	7
"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""

%message	8
"Those ARE ants, you fool; we haven't left the ground yet!"

%message	9
"Wasn't that a fast ride!"

%message	10
"They're of your favorite species: polyvinyl chloride.
 There is an ashtray in front of the planter."

%message	11
"You carefully remove the card from the cancerous remains in the ashtray.
 It's a valid pass to the disco!"

%message	12
"There's some kind of card in the ashtray."

%message	13
"Yuck!"

%message	14
"Where?"

%message	15
"The doors close whenever you choose a floor."

%message	16
"Go inside and push a button."

%message	17
"It's of no interest."

%message	18
"The ashtray is of no further interest since you have the card."

%message	19
"It's not ringing."

%message	20
"All the pages are torn out."

%message	21
"Somebody filled the coin slot with chewing gum."

%message	22
"You can't. It's so firmly embedded, nothing will get it out.
 You'll just have to find another telephone."