RM42.MSG

[messages for room 42 -- rmSecurityDesk
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"%m14 A beautiful security guard sits behind a desk."

%message	2
"She takes one look at the bottle of Spanish Fly and says,
 \"Boy, thanks! How did you know that I love this stuff?!\"
 She tosses down a couple of pills, then a few more,
 and finally gulps the whole bottle!
 Her breathing becomes faster and faster until she begins to pant."

%message	3
"She is a knockout!
 But that pair of pistols slung around her hips brings a sense
 of foreboding to your gut."

%message	4
"(Looks like tonight's your lucky night, Larry.)"

%message	5
"Whee!"

%message	6
"The rumors were right. You are quick on the trigger, Larry!"

%message	7
"\"strangers in the night, da da da dee da...\""

%message	8
"\"Try it, and I'll blow your head off.\""

%message	9
"There are buttons labeled \"one\" through \"eight.\""

%message	10
"Evidently, this exit is for employees only. You'd better use the elevator."

%message	11
"The beautiful security guard is sitting at the desk.
 A pair of large pistols are in a holster around her slim waist.
 She looks friendly, but quick on the trigger."

%message	12
"Since you're no longer staring at Faith's ample weapons,
 you notice an unlabeled button on her desk."

%message	13
"Oh, oh. Where are we goin' now, Larry?"

%message	14
"You are at the top floor of the hotel."

%message	15
"%m14 That desk is where you lost your Faith, remember?
 (So glad there was a chance to use THAT line!)"

%message	16
"A brass plate near the elevator says: \"Private.\""

%message	17
"\"Hi, my name's Faith. Nice suit!\""

%message	18
"\"Bad breath's one thing, Mister;
 but, you could knock a buzzard off a manure truck!\""

%message	19
"\"Touch that button, and you're dead meat, White-Suit!\""

%message	20
"\"So long!\" Faith says.
 \"I've got to find my boy friend before this stuff wears off!\""

%message	21
"The penthouse elevator doors glide open."

%message	22
"The doors are securely closed. %m16 There is no button nearby."

%message	23
"Type a word, like \"one\" or \"two.\""

%message	24
"It's a door just like all the others."

%message	25
"They almost look real, don't they?"

%message	26
"You contemplate expec- toration, but remember that discretion is the better
 part of valium."

%message	27
"...or helium,"

%message	28
"...or something."

%message	29
"You run to the nearest door, and rap your knuckles loudly.
 You run right back to where you were."

%message	30
"You seem surprised that the door is locked."

%message	31
"(She is, of course, referring to the use of her gun, Larry.)"

%message	32
"\"Larry,\" you reply, getting your hopes aroused (among other things)."

%message	33
"It appears Faith IS true to her name.
 Twisting her key in the lock, she disappears down the employee stairs."

%message	34
"The doors are open. Go on in."

%message	35
"She might listen to you, if you can establish eye contact."

%message	36
"\"Hi ya, Baby. I think I loves ya!!\""

%message	37
"\"May I help you in some way, Sir?\" she responds in a pleasant, but
 businesslike voice."

%message	38
"\"My name is Larry,\" you offer. \"Larry Laffer.\""

%message	39
"\"Say, Larry,\" she says with a smile,
 \"Is that a roll of dimes in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?\""

%message	40
"\"Hey, sweetheart. What's your sign?\" you ask her."

%message	41
"\"'EXIT,\" she replies. \"Try using it!\""

%message	42
"\"What's your name, beautiful?\" you ask."

%message	43
"\"Faith,\" she replies."

%message	44
"Hmmm. Unusual name."

%message	45
"\"I'm only in town for one night,\" you try again.
 \"How about we get together when you get off duty?\""

%message	46
"She smiles and says, \"Oh, I could never be unfaithful to my boyfriend.\""

%message	47
"(Larry, it seems this one's gonna require outside assistance.)"

%message	48
"Try looking at the girl first."

%message	49
"They are a beautiful pair, aren't they?"

%message	50
"Not now, you're busy."

%message	51
"Her sweater reveals she's built like a brick shipyard."

%message	52
"\"Stop staring there,\" she says softly."

%message	53
"\"Really? I'm not that kind of girl.\""

%message	54
"Evidently the rooms on this floor are all unoccupied."

%message	55
"Her eyes are as sensuous as her lips."

%message	56
"You're a man of the world, Larry.
 Perhaps some sort of medical stimulant would help."

%message	57
"She waves back."

%message	58
"The glass elevator only goes down from here. How about you?"

%message	59
"\"I'm sorry, but I can't.\""

%message	60
"It's no good. The door resists all of your efforts."

%message	61
"You can't. There's no key in this game!"

%message	62
"Suicide is illegal here."

%message	63
"There's no need to do that."

%message	64
"\"Usually when I'm with someone romantic!\" she replies."

%message	65
"\"You know, I'm supposed to be working!\""

%message	66
"Her hair is thick and beautiful, falling in cascades around her delicate
 shoulders."

%message	67
"\"So what?\""	

%message	68
"Her lips are moist and inviting, but then, you also felt that way
 about old Mr. Weissenborn, your high school shop teacher!"

%message	69
"I'm sorry,\" Faith replies, \"but you don't know me that well!\""

%message	70
"\"Well, now. Isn't THAT special!\""

%message	71
"\"Perhaps,\" she says, \"but right now, I'm working.\""

%message	72
"\"I'll be here all night.\""