RM45.MSG

[messages for room 45 -- rmBedroom
[	"Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards"
[	by Al Lowe



%message	1
"The penthouse bedroom is quite deluxe."

%message	2
"Didn't your Mother tell you that doing that would make you go blind?"

%message	3
"Geez, Larry. Do we have to?"

%message	4
"Now?! When she's waiting for you on the bed??"

%message	5
"It is open."

%message	6
"It's not open."

%message	7
"There's no inflatable doll out here."

%message	8
"All right, you asked for it.\n\n
In fact, you've asked for it twice! Here we go..."

%message	9
"Got her!"

%message	10
"Selecting your own personal favorite from the three available openings,
 you shyly try out the doll.
 This has to be the kinkiest thing you've done in a long time, Larry.\n\n
You gradually increase your tempo as you lose your inhibitions
 (not to mention your self-esteem).
 Faster and faster you go, until suddenly, there's a loud, flatulent sound..."

%message	11
"You lost her, remember!"

%message	12
"You've found a closet full of uninteresting stuff, plus one inflatable doll."

%message	13
"The rest of the closet is rather dull compared to the inflatable doll."

%message	14
"Walking out of the closet, you clumsily catch your new friend on a
 protruding nail!
 There's a loud, flatulent sound, and..."

%message	15
"The closet is closed."

%message	16
"You huff, and you puff, and you blow your doll up.
 Holding her out at arm's length, you pause to admire your handiwork..."

%message	17
"...somehow you expected more."

%message	18
"What more would you want to see?"

%message	19
"Move closer to the handle."

%message	20
"Move out of the way of the door first."

%message	21
"Go get her, Larry."

%message	22
"It's another one of those boring works of modern art;
 this one is signed \"Mark Crowe.\""

%message	23
"The bedspread is made of genuine, 100 per cent, acrylic zebrahide."

%message	24
"Congratulations, Larry!!!\n\n
You've done it!!\n\n
You've successfully completed your evening in Sierra World,
 lost your virginity, and emerged victorious!"

%message	25
"Of course, your feelings of success are short-lived,
 since this is where Ken Williams has to tell you about our
 soon-to-be-released sequel.\n\n
Hey, Ken! Come here, and give 'em your pitch..."

%message	26
"\"Hi, folks! Remember, coming to this very computer Real Soon Now,
 is the next installment in the saga of Larry Laffer,
 traveling software salesman.
 I'd tell you the name now, but we haven't made one up yet!\n\n
(Be sure to pick up a few extra copies,
 just in case our disk copier is screwed up again!)\""

%message	27
"Oh, wait. We almost forget to tell you how well you played."

%message	28
"You can't bear the thought of deflating your new friend, so you don't!"

%message	29
"What fun is an uninflated inflatable doll?"

%message	30
"...thanks for playing,
 and be sure to tell each and every one of your friends
 to buy their own personal copy of this game."

%message	31
"Move inside the closet."

%message	32
"You played ok, I guess!"

%message	33
"On behalf of Mark and Sandy, Al and Marg, Jeff and Chris,
 Russ and Kim, Larry and Bob, Ken and Roberta, Bob and Marilyn and/or
 Bob and Jeannine, John and Mary, Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice..."

%message	34
"Don't you find it difficult to have a meaningful relationship with latex?"

%message	35
"OK."

%message	36
"Love ya, baby!"

%message	37
"Sorry. One's your limit!"

%message	38
"You don't have time to rest!"

%message	39
"You are standing."

%message	40
"Perhaps if you first established mouth/latex contact..."

%message	41
"Picking up the corner of the expensive, vinyl, zebra-skin bedspread, you
 discover..."

%message	42
"...nothing."

%message	43
"You can't. It's screwed to the wall."

%message	44
"That's not what she's for, Larry."

%message	45
"...and that's exactly the way she used to look!"

%message	46
"Ladies and gentlemen...\n\n
Mr. Ken Williams!"