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/* some quotations for kickass inspiration */
There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Kung Fu Panda
http://www.google.co.in/search?ie=UTF-8&q=kung+fu+panda+awesomeness
Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.
Martin Fowle
http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html
Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by incompetence.
Napoleon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malice_(legal_term)
Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.
Abelson
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2006/05/code-smells.html
Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
Ralph Johnson
http://www.devtopics.com/20-famous-software-disasters/
When someone says, 'I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done,' give him a lollipop.
Alan Perlis
http://www.sugarfactory.com/index.php/yum/signature_series
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0
Anonymous
http://git-scm.com/
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
Anonymous
http://xkcd.com/99/
Real men don't use backups, they post their stuff on a public ftp server and let the rest of the world make copies.
Linus Torvalds
https://plus.google.com/102150693225130002912
If you think about computer programming, it's as antisocial as it gets.
Shawn Fanning
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Fanning
I have this hope that there is a better way.
Guido van Rossum
http://python.org/getit
I'll be back.
The Terminator
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088247/quotes
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
White Heat
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0042041/quotes
Fuh-get about it!
Donnie Brasco
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119008/quotes
I hope this turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating it raw and then drinking boiling water...
Kung Fu Panda 2
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1302011/quotes
The less confident you are, the more serious you have to act.
Tara Ploughman
http://xkcd.com/836/
That language is an instrument of human reason, and not merely a medium for the expression of thought, is a truth generally admitted.
George Boole
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Boole#Alleged_philosophical_background_Laws_of_Thought
The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
Alan Kay
http://www.foundersfund.com/
Dealing with failure is easy: Work hard to improve. Success is also easy to handle: You've solved the wrong problem. Work hard to improve.
Alan Perlis
http://www.azarask.in/blog/post/the-wrong-problem/
The imagination of nature is far, far greater than the imagination of man.
Richard Feynman
http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/visions-of-earth/visions-earth-2011
We're even wrong about which mistakes we're making.
Carl Winfeld
http://www.ted.com/talks/diana_laufenberg_3_ways_to_teach.html
However little television you watch, watch less.
David McCullough
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television#Social_aspects_and_effects_on_children
filter(P, S) is almost always written clearer as [x for x in S if P(x)]
Guido van Rossum
http://shop.oreilly.com/product/9780596510046.do
People don't change their minds. They die, and are replaced by people with different opinions.
Arturo Albergati
http://xkcd.com/811/
PowerPoint makes us stupid.
General James N. Mattis
http://xkcd.com/365/
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
John Cleese
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
Jim Carrey
http://xkcd.com/89/
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.
Eric Idle
http://xkcd.com/782/
We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.
Eric Idle
http://xkcd.com/512/
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells
DR SEUSS
http://xkcd.com/808/
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/impunity
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
http://xkcd.com/322/
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West
http://xkcd.com/792/
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
http://www.divinecomedy.org/
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Emo Philips
http://xkcd.com/628/
He who laughs most, learns best.
John Cleese
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080124200913.htm
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/keywords/freedom.html