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i remember like it was yesterday, when me and gnome we had the best years ever, we even wanted to have a cute kid named gnome-jr, but all of this got destroyed by a bitch with the name of i3, literally. this whore had to come at me when i was fixing a issue on gnome and kiss me on the lips.. gnome saw it, slapped me, and left without saying any other words.. i was sad, i thought that all world will fall on me, i felt like i was the only single human on earth, without gnome, i was nothing.. but i3 wanted to make a deal me, that could pay me good money... i3 said to fuck it while filming with my shitty ass logitech camera from 2009, i3 also promised me to get the dream bitch i ever wished to have, the KDE PLASMA, when i heard this, i immediately accepted i3's offer. everything went great, like a charm. i3 had a nice pussy, but did you knew that i3 was neutral and had both dick and pussy? yeah, i never thought about that either, but i fucked her on the posay anyways. it was good, i felt like in heavens. after i3 posted the video on linuxHub, they sended me the location where kde plasma was located, i jumped in my tesla and i directly went to this bitch, when i arrived and i saw kde, i didnt thought this thing was real, until kde came and kissed me, bringed me into her house and had the best night ever, i gave this bitch anal all night until 5am, could you believe that? well, after the fun night she told me that they have a husband, his name was Kde Neon, i was sad, but at least i fucked for one time the bitch i always wished to fuck, after that she kicked me out the house, and ive realised that i still dont have gnome, i remembered im a nothing again, so ive got a job at mcdonalds to sell burgers, and this is end of my story, if you liked it please give a like and subscribe and comment below what was your fav part from this story!