jokes.json

[
    "!false (It's funny because it's true).",
    "Knock knock, who's there? *long pause* Internet Explorer",
    "My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.",
    "It's not a bug, it's a feature.",
    ".titanic { float:none; }",
    "I Googled how to start a wild fire. I got 47,500,000 matches.",
    "There are 10 kinds of people. Those that understand binary and those that don't.",
    "My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y",
    "Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will hunt you down and I will make you pay... You have my Word!",
    "How good are you at Powerpoint? I Excel at it!",
    "I was going to tell a joke about digging holes but then I realised that it's kinda boring",
    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.",
    "To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.",
    "I changed my password to \"incorrect\", so anytime I forget and enter the wrong thing, the computer tells me what it is.",
    "I would tell you a joke about UDP but I don't know if you would get it.",
    "I love the F5 key. It's just so refreshing.",
    "What's a programmers favourite hangout place? The foo bar.",
    "Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays.",
    "What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.",
    "What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.",
    "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.",
    "How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.",
    "I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory today. They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts."
  ]