deck_greenbox.go

package cardsagainstdiscord

func init() {
	pack := &CardPack{
		Name:        "greenbox",
		Description: "Green box expansion",
		Prompts: []*PromptCard{
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s be all like %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `%s: Brought to you by %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Art isn’t just a painting in a stuffy museum. Art is alive. Art is %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `As Teddy Roosevelt said, the four manly virtues are honor, temperance, industry, and %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Best you go back where you came from, now. We don’t take too kindly to %s in these parts.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `CNN breaking news! Scientists discover %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Coming to Red Lobster® this month, %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Congratulations! You have been selected for our summer internship program. While we are unable to offer a salary, we can offer you %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Dance like there’s nobody watching, love like you’ll never be hurt, and live like you’re %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Errbody in the club %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Feeling so grateful! #amazing #mylife #%s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Girls just wanna have %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Google Calendar alert: %s in 10 minutes.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I don’t believe in God. I believe in %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I got rhythm, I’ve got music, I’ve got %s. Who could ask for anything more?`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I tell you, it was a non-stop fuckfest. When it was over, my asshole looked like %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’ll take the BBQ bacon burger with friend egg and fuck it how about %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’m sorry, sir, but your insurance plan doesn’t cover injuries caused by %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `I’ve had a horrible vision, father. I saw mountains crumbling, stars falling from the sky. I saw %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `If at first you don’t succeed, try %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `In the 1950s, psychologists prescribed %s as a cure for homosexually.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `LSD + %s = really bad time.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Mom’s to-do list: Buy Groceries. Clean up %s. Soccer Practice.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Most Americans would not vote for a candidate who is openly %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `No, no, no, no, no, no, NO! I will NOT let %s ruin this wedding.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Oh no! Siri, how do I fix %s?`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `One more thing. Watch out for Big Mike. They say he killed a man with %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Ooo, daddy like %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Poor Brandon, still living in his parent’s basement. I heard he never got over %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Run, run, as fast as you can! You can’t catch me, I’m %s!`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `She’s a lady in the streets, %s in the sheets.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `She’s just one of the guys, you know? She likes beer, and football, and %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Son, take it from someone who’s been around the block a few times. Nothin’ puts her in the mood like %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Summer lovin’, had me a blast. %s, happened so fast.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `The top Google auto-complete results for “Barack Obama”: Barack Obama Height. Barack Obama net worth. Barack Obama %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Then the princess kissed the frog, and all of a sudden the frog was %s!`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `There is no God. It’s just %s and then you die.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `This Friday at the Liquid Lunge, it’s %s Night! Ladies drink free.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `We do not shake with our left hands in this country. That is the hand we use for %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Well if %s is a crime, then lock me up!`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Well, shit. My eyes ain’t so good, but I’ll eat my own boot if that ain’t %s!`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What are all those whales singing about? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What sucks balls? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What totally destroyed my asshole? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What turned me into a Republican? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What will end racism once and for all? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What’s a total waste of Hillary Clinton’s time? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What’s about to take dance floor to the next level? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What’s the gayest? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `What’s the most problematic? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `Why am I laughing and crying and taking off my clothes? %s`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `With a one-time gift of just $10, you can save this child from %s.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `You know who else liked %s? Hitler.`},
			&PromptCard{Prompt: `You won’t believe what’s in my pussy. It’s %s.`},
		},
		Responses: []ResponseCard{
			`10 football players with erections barrelling towards you at full speed`,
			`10,000 shrieking teenage girls`,
			`A big ol’ plate of fettuccini alfredo`,
			`A big, beautiful mouth packed to the brim with sparkling white teeth`,
			`A black friend`,
			`A burrito that’s just sour cream`,
			`A cheerfulness that belies a deep-seated self-loathing`,
			`A cold and indifferent universe`,
			`A creature made of penises that must constantly arouse itself to survive`,
			`A creepy child singing a nursery rhyme`,
			`A dolphin that learns to talk and becomes the Dean of Harvard Law School`,
			`A duffel bag full of lizards`,
			`A finger up the butt`,
			`A genetic predisposition for alcoholism`,
			`A gun that shoots cobras`,
			`A hug`,
			`A long business meeting with no obvious purpose`,
			`A man in a suit with perfect hair who tells you beautiful lies`,
			`A man with the head of a goat and the body of a goat`,
			`A massive collection of child pornography`,
			`A medium horchata`,
			`A negative body image that is totally justified`,
			`A slowly encroaching circle of wolves`,
			`A strong horse and enough rations for thirty days`,
			`A terrified fat child who won’t come out of the bushes`,
			`A tiny fireman who puts out tiny fires`,
			`A weird guy who says weird stuff and weirds me out`,
			`A woman’s perspective`,
			`A woman’s right to choose`,
			`Aborting the shit out of a fetus`,
			`Albert Einstein but if he had huge muscles and a rhinoceros cock`,
			`All the people I’ve killed`,
			`An arrangement wherein I give a person money and they have sex with me`,
			`An empowered woman`,
			`An incurable homosexual`,
			`An old dog dragging its anus across the floor`,
			`An old dog full of tumors`,
			`An older man`,
			`An X-Man whose power is that he has sex with dogs and children`,
			`Anal`,
			`Antidepressants`,
			`Art`,
			`Assassinating the president`,
			`Awesome pictures of planets and stuff`,
			`Bad emotions I don’t want`,
			`Becoming the President of the United States`,
			`Being sexually attracted to children`,
			`Being turned into sausages`,
			`Beyoncé`,
			`Big, smart money boys tap-tapping on their keyboards`,
			`Blossoming into a beautiful young woman`,
			`Breastfeeding in public like a radiant earth goddess`,
			`Brunch`,
			`Catching a live salmon in your mouth`,
			`Child labor`,
			`China`,
			`Chipotle`,
			`Chris Hemsworth`,
			`Comprehensive immigration reform`,
			`Condoleezza Rice`,
			`Consensual, nonreproductive incest`,
			`Content`,
			`Crazy anal orgasms`,
			`Creamy slices of real, California avocado`,
			`Critical thinking`,
			`Crushing the patriarchy`,
			`Daddy going away forever`,
			`Defeating a gorilla in single combat`,
			`Denying the Holocaust`,
			`Dis bitch`,
			`Discovering that what I really want in life is to kill people and have sex with their corpses`,
			`Doing a somersault and barfing`,
			`Dominating a man by peeing on his eldest son`,
			`Doritos and a Fruit Roll-Up`,
			`Dropping dead in a Sbarro’s bathroom and not being found for 72 hours`,
			`Dumpster juice`,
			`Eating ass`,
			`Eating people`,
			`Eating too many Cinnabons and then vomiting and then eating the vomit`,
			`Ejaculating at the apex of a cartwheel`,
			`Esmeralda, my most beautiful daughter`,
			`Eternal screaming madness`,
			`Every man’s ultimate fantasy: a perfectly cylindrical vagina`,
			`Everything`,
			`Exploring each other’s buttholes`,
			`Facilitating dialogue and deconstructing binaries`,
			`Falling into a pit of waffles`,
			`Farting a huge shit out of my pussy`,
			`Farting all over my face with your tight little asshole`,
			`Feeling the emotion of anger`,
			`Feminism`,
			`Film roles for actresses over 40`,
			`Finding a nice elevator to poop in`,
			`Forty-five minutes of finger blasting`,
			`Founding a major world religion`,
			`Fucking me good and taking me to Red Lobster®`,
			`Fucking my therapist`,
			`Gary`,
			`Gay thoughts`,
			`Gayle from HR`,
			`Gazpacho`,
			`Getting aborted`,
			`Getting blasted in the face by a t-shirt cannon`,
			`Getting eaten out by a dog`,
			`Getting high with mom`,
			`Getting killed and dragged up a tree by a leopard`,
			`Getting laid like all the time`,
			`Getting naked too soon`,
			`Getting pegged`,
			`Getting the Dorito crumbs out of my pubes`,
			`Getting this party started!`,
			`Getting trapped in a conversation about Ayn Rand`,
			`Going around pulling people’s tampons out`,
			`Going to bed at a reasonable hour`,
			`Gregor, my largest son`,
			`Grunting for ten minutes and then peeing sand`,
			`Guns`,
			`Happy daddies with happy sandals`,
			`Hating Jews`,
			`Having a vagina`,
			`Having an awesome time drinking and driving`,
			`Having sex with a beautiful person`,
			`Having sex with a man and then eating his head`,
			`Having sex with your mom`,
			`Holding the proper political beliefs of my time to attract a mate`,
			`Homework`,
			`Hot lettuce`,
			`How good lead paint taste`,
			`How great my ass looks in these jeans`,
			`How sad it will be when Morgan Freeman dies`,
			`How strange it is to be anything at all`,
			`Huge big balls full of jizz`,
			`Informing you that I am a registered sex offender`,
			`ISIS`,
			`It being too late to stop having sex with a horse`,
			`Jason, the teen mayor`,
			`Jazz`,
			`Just now finding out about the Armenian Genocide`,
			`Late-stage dementia`,
			`Libertarians`,
			`Loud, scary thunder`,
			`Making out and stuff`,
			`Math`,
			`Meatloaf, the food`,
			`Meatloaf, the man`,
			`Menopause`,
			`Mental illness`,
			`Microaggressions`,
			`Misogyny`,
			`Mixing M&Ms and Skittles like some kind of psychopath`,
			`Mommy and daddy fighting all the time`,
			`Moon people`,
			`Munchin’ puss`,
			`My brother’s hot friends`,
			`My dog dying`,
			`My huge penis and substantial fortune`,
			`Objectifying women`,
			`One of them big-city Jew lawyers`,
			`One of those “blow jobs” I’ve been hearing so much about`,
			`Onions`,
			`Opening your mouth to talk and a big penis flops out`,
			`Our baby`,
			`Out-of-control teenage blowjob parties`,
			`Overthrowing the democratically-elected government of Chile`,
			`Participating`,
			`Period poops`,
			`Picking up a glass of water and taking a sip and being the president`,
			`Playing my asshole like a trumpet`,
			`Plowing that ass like a New England corn farmer`,
			`Political correctness`,
			`Pooping in a leotard and hoping no one notices`,
			`Pooping in the potty`,
			`Prematurely ejaculating like a total loser`,
			`Pretending to be one of the guys but actually being the spider god`,
			`Putting more black people in jail`,
			`Quacking like a duck in lieu of a cogent argument`,
			`Quinoa`,
			`Raising three kids on minimum wage`,
			`Reaching an age where barbecue chips are better than sex`,
			`Regurgitating a half-digested sparrow`,
			`Restoring Germany to its former glory`,
			`Rock-hard tits and a huge vagina`,
			`Rolling so hard`,
			`Rubbing my bush all over your bald head`,
			`Salsa Night at Dave’s Cantina`,
			`Scissoring, if that’s a thing`,
			`Seizing control of the means of production`,
			`Self-identifying as a DJ`,
			`Showering praise upon the Sultan’s hideous daughters`,
			`Showing all the boys my pussy`,
			`Slamming a dunk`,
			`Smashing my balls at the moment of climax`,
			`Some of that good dick`,
			`Some real spicy shrimps`,
			`Starting a shitty podcast`,
			`Straight blazin’ 24/7`,
			`Sucking each other’s penises for hours on end`,
			`Sudden and unwanted slam poetry`,
			`Systems and policies designed to preserve centuries-old power structures`,
			`Tables`,
			`Taking the form of a falcon`,
			`Tender chunks of all-white-meat chicken`,
			`That bitch, Stacy`,
			`That chicken from Popeyes®`,
			`The amount of baby carrots I can fit up my ass`,
			`The best, deepest quotes from The Dark Knight`,
			`The body of a 46-year-old man`,
			`The bond between a woman and her horse`,
			`The clown that followed me home from the grocery store`,
			`The fear and hatred in men’s hearts`,
			`The feeling of going to McDonald’s as a 6-year-old`,
			`The flaming wreckage of the International Space Station`,
			`The full force of the American military`,
			`The full-blown marginalization of ugly people`,
			`The government`,
			`The graceful path of an autumn leaf as it falls to its earthen cradle`,
			`The hottest MILF in Dallas`,
			`The LGBT community`,
			`The lived experience of African Americans`,
			`The mysterious fog rolling into town`,
			`The ol’ penis-in-the-popcorn surprise`,
			`The Rwandan Genocide`,
			`The secret to truly resilient hair`,
			`The sweet, forbidden meat of the monkey`,
			`The wind`,
			`Thinking about what eating even is`,
			`Three hours of nonstop penetration`,
			`Tiny, rancid girl farts`,
			`Trees`,
			`Trevor, the world’s greatest boyfriend`,
			`Turning 32`,
			`Twenty bucks`,
			`Twenty cheerleaders laughing at your tiny penis`,
			`Twisting my cock and balls into a balloon poodle`,
			`Two beautiful pig sisters`,
			`Two shitty kids and a garbage husband`,
			`Waking up inside of a tornado`,
			`Watching a hot person eat`,
			`Watching you die`,
			`Water`,
			`When the big truck goes “Toot! Toot!”`,
			`Who really did 9/11`,
			`Whomsoever let the dogs out`,
			`Whooping your ass at Mario Kart`,
			`Working so hard to have muscles and then having them`,
			`You`,
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		},
	}

	AddPack(pack)
}