ungrammatical, nonsense, metaphorical sentences in SICK

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A bicyclist is performing a trick over a heavily graphitized wall.
A big city is begging for men and money holders.
A big fish is catching a man.
A big green ball is knocking a potato.
A big green ball is missing a potato.
A big potato is knocking a green ball.
A black animal is approaching a golden dog on pebbly beach.
A black dog is approaching a golden dog on pebbly beach.
A black dog is jumping from n hay ball to another hay ball.
A black dog is jumping on a dock into a pond.
A blonde boy in green is sitting on a swing. (blonde male?)
A blonde boy in green is standing on a swing.
A blonde man is hanging by gymnastic ropes.
A blonds girl is surfing.
A brown and white cat with a brown and black bandanna is running very fast.

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A football player is carrying an official past a rolling football .

A laughing man is dyeing a shirt black on the table which you can not sit at. (just odd?)

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from Livy on skype:
A man in a car is pulling up beside a woman that is who along a road
People is standing against a wall
A woman is eating zucchini and vegetables and scrubbing with a brush
Two angels are making snow on the lying children
A lion is tiring the whole pen by pacing