cah_absurd.json

{
    "id": "cah_absurd",
    "name": "CAH: Absurd Box",
    "accent_color": "white",
    "accent_background": "repeating-linear-gradient(115deg, #000, #000 4px, #0f0 4px, #f0f 6px)",
    "author": "Cards Against Humanity",
    "license": "Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0",
    "license_url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/",
    "cards": [
        {
            "id": "b_barbandbob50",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ain't it nifty? Barb and Bob hit 50! So get off your ass and raise a glass to 50 years of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_awesomeinspace",
            "content": {
                "en": "Duuuuuuude. You have got to go to space. ______ is awesome in space."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_countdown",
            "content": {
                "en": "Five,\nfour,\nthree,\ntwo,\none...\n________!",
                "de": "Fünf,\nvier,\ndrei,\nzwei,\neins...\n________!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kingsforest",
            "content": {
                "en": "For hunting in the King's forest, I hereby sentence you to death by ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_gimmetengoodmen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Give me ten good men and 48 hours. I'll get you ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goldfinger",
            "content": {
                "en": "*Goldfinger!*\nHe's the man,\nthe man with ________."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_goodbyehello",
            "content": {
                "en": "Goodbye, ________, hello, ________!",
                "de": "Auf Wiedersehen, ________, hallo, ________!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_businessschooltip",
            "content": {
                "en": "Here's a little something I learned in business school: The customer is always ________."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_bedroompaintchoice",
            "content": {
                "en": "\"Hey, honey.\nFor the bedroom, were you thinking, \"Robin's Egg Blue\" or \"______ Pink?\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_iquit",
            "content": {
                "en": "I hate this job.\nI hate this place.\nMost of all, I hate ________.\nI quit."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_solvedpolitics",
            "content": {
                "en": "I have solved politics.\nMy solution is ________."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_isodrunk",
            "content": {
                "en": "I so drunk I ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_murdermyhusband",
            "content": {
                "en": "I swear to God I'm gonna murder my husband if he doesn't shut the fuck up about ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_fromtomemoir",
            "content": {
                "en": "In bookstores now: \"From ______ to ______: A memoir.\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_radioheadsingle",
            "content": {
                "en": "In Radiohead's new single, Thom Yorke repeats the phrase \"______\" dozens of times over a skittering drum beat."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_itfinallyhappening",
            "content": {
                "en": "It's finally happening! I'm finally doing it! Yes! It's time for ______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kinkypatrickstewart",
            "content": {
                "en": "It's late at night. You're in bed with your lover, Patrick Stewart. He leans over with a twinkle in his eye and asks \"How about ______?\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_21centurywoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "It's the 21st century.\nA woman shouldn't have to apologize for ________."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_2prongplan",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ladies and gentlemen, I propose a two-pronged plan. The first prong will be ______, and the second prong will be ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_americafavgameshow",
            "content": {
                "en": "Live from Universal Studios, it's America's favorite game show! \"______ or ______?\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_trumpbookartof",
            "content": {
                "en": "Millions of copies sold! Donald Trump's \"The Art of _______.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tgifnewburger",
            "content": {
                "en": "New at TGI Fridays! It's what you've been waiting for: The ______ Burger."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ohhgodhereitcomes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oh no!\nHere it comes!\nOhhhhh god!\nIt's ________.",
                "de": "Oh nein!\nJetzt kommt es!\nOhhhh Gott!\nEs ist ________."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_newnetflixdocu",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oh you haaaaaaave to see this new documentary on Netflix. I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say it will change the way you look at ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_frightfulweather",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oh, the weather outside is frightful. But ______ is so delightful."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_snoopanddre",
            "content": {
                "en": "One, two, three and to the four, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_15yardpenalty",
            "content": {
                "en": "Personal foul: ______. 15-yard penalty. Automatic first down."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_rubadubdub",
            "content": {
                "en": "Rub a dub dub, ______ in a tub!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_sayitloud",
            "content": {
                "en": "Say it loud! I'm ______ and I'm proud!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "b_srsnothingfunnyabout",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seriously guys, there's nothing funny about ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_talentedsisters",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sweetheart, you and your sister excel in different ways. She's got her violin, and you've got ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_cantfiremeforthis",
            "content": {
                "en": "That's bullshit! They can't fire me for _______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_getreadyforsequel",
            "content": {
                "en": "The sequel is here! Get Ready for ______2: ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tomeetpeopleinny",
            "content": {
                "en": "Times have changed, girlfriend. If you want to meet people in New York, you got to be down for _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_notellonlyexperience",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unfortunately, no one can be *told* what ______ is. You have to experience it for yourself."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_shamefuljerkoff",
            "content": {
                "en": "What has my life become? I'm jerking off to a video called \"co-ed absolutely destroyed by ______.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_4margaritaslater",
            "content": {
                "en": "What sounds great after four margaritas?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_hotsmellyalmostdead",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's hot, smelly, and about to die?",
                "de": "Was ist heiß, stinkend, und kurz vor dem Tod?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_secretrussianplot",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's secretly a Russian plot to destabilize the West?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ytdantheman",
            "content": {
                "en": "\"What's up, YouTube?\nUser DanTheMan wanted to see ______, so here we go.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_chickencrosstheroad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why did the chicken cross the road?",
                "de": "Warum hat das Huhn die Straße überquert?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_smellymustache",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why my mustache smell so bad?",
                "de": "Warum stinkt mein Schnurrbart so?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ohimcumming",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yeah that's so hot.\nI'm so close.\nTalk about _______ again!\nOH I'M CUMMING!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_callmecopperfield",
            "content": {
                "en": "You can call me David Copperfield, because I'm about to make ______ disappear."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_quietdignity",
            "content": {
                "en": "You city folk would never understand the quiet dignity of _______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "w_12ftbonescepter",
            "content": {
                "en": "A 12-foot scepter of bone."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scremaingbaseball",
            "content": {
                "en": "A basketball that screams every time it gets bounced."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bear",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bear.",
                "de": "Ein Bär."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bighole",
            "content": {
                "en": "A big hole.",
                "de": "Ein großes Loch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bighotfire",
            "content": {
                "en": "A big hot fire that's burning everybody.",
                "de": "Ein große, heiße Feuer, das jeden brennt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigbigbigbigbig",
            "content": {
                "en": "A big, big, big, and I mean BIG big.",
                "de": "Ein großer, großer, großer und zwar GROẞER Großer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigsloppycowboybj",
            "content": {
                "en": "A big, sloppy blowjob from a mean, tired cowboy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_birdthatdies",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bird that dies.",
                "de": "Ein Vogel, der stirbt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boldredlip",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bold red lip."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jazzbutton",
            "content": {
                "en": "A button that when you press it, there's jazz."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_crabrangoon",
            "content": {
                "en": "A crab rangoon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_handcat",
            "content": {
                "en": "A cat with… hands.",
                "de": "Eine Katze mit… Händen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gooseandjellies",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Christmas feast of goose and jellies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_concerningwhiteppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "A concerning amount of white people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_2coldones",
            "content": {
                "en": "A couple of cold ones."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_raccoonfam",
            "content": {
                "en": "A family of raccoons."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_4hrdepressionnap",
            "content": {
                "en": "A four-hour depression nap."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_panicattack",
            "content": {
                "en": "A full-on panic attack."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_garbageclown",
            "content": {
                "en": "A garbage clown who makes no one laugh and should die."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stringburger",
            "content": {
                "en": "A hamburger on a string that keeps getting pulled away."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_30yearhatemarriage",
            "content": {
                "en": "A hateful 30-year marriage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_potatohandboy",
            "content": {
                "en": "A little boy with big dreams and potatoes for hands."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_littleknifegirl",
            "content": {
                "en": "A little girl with a knife."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sewergirl",
            "content": {
                "en": "A little sewer girl strangling a pigeon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_littlepenistaste",
            "content": {
                "en": "A little taste of penis.",
                "de": "Eine kleine Kostprobe des Penis."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_badmagician",
            "content": {
                "en": "A magician fucking up over and over again."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_explodingdick",
            "content": {
                "en": "A penis that gets too hard and explodes blood.",
                "de": "Ein Penis, der zu hart wird und blutig explodiert."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm i w"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beanhaircasserole",
            "content": {
                "en": "A piping-hot casserole filled with beans and hair."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poopemergency",
            "content": {
                "en": "A poop emergency.",
                "de": "Ein Kacknotfall."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_brainhead",
            "content": {
                "en": "A powerful philosopher named Brainhead."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pringle",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Pringle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bronxminotaur",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Puerto Rican minotaur from the Bronx."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racistboomerang",
            "content": {
                "en": "A racist boomerang that only comes back if you're white."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_saxcumdump",
            "content": {
                "en": "A real cum-dumpster of a saxophonist."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_realjobwithtaxes",
            "content": {
                "en": "A real job with insurance and your taxes taken out and everything."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stickytreehole",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sticky tree hole full of pancake sauce."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stinkyhooha",
            "content": {
                "en": "A stinky hoo-ha."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_toothlesspeachlady",
            "content": {
                "en": "A toothless woman gumming on a peach."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_uti",
            "content": {
                "en": "A urinary tract infection."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beatboxvag",
            "content": {
                "en": "A vagina that beatboxes when it's horny."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spanishtalking",
            "content": {
                "en": "A whole different way of talking called Spanish."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_accusepowerfulman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Accusing a powerful man of sexual assault."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_easygunget",
            "content": {
                "en": "Acquiring a gun very easily."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_actwhite",
            "content": {
                "en": "Acting white."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allhonors",
            "content": {
                "en": "All manners of honors."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_alldeadsisters",
            "content": {
                "en": "All my dead sisters.",
                "de": "Alle meine toten Schwestern."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allgirltypes",
            "content": {
                "en": "All types of girls, even ugly ones."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_800ftpoolnoodle",
            "content": {
                "en": "An 800-foot-long pool noodle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ambitiouspantwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "An ambitious woman who wears pants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_svu",
            "content": {
                "en": "An elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_anythingasian",
            "content": {
                "en": "Anything Asian.",
                "de": "Irgendetwas Asiatisches."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poolballbagass",
            "content": {
                "en": "As ass like a bag of pool balls."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ikeaassembly",
            "content": {
                "en": "Assembling IKEA furniture."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beef",
            "content": {
                "en": "Beef.",
                "de": "Rindfleisch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gianteaglehunt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being hunted by giant eagles."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_insideme",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being inside me."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_infinitejest",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being seen reading Infinite Jest."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shittyandlate",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being shitty to everyone and late for everything."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beefybaseballboys",
            "content": {
                "en": "Big beefy baseball boys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_italiansaucewoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Big Italian women making the spicy sauce."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bimpyjizzball",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bimpy, the small styrofoam ball we all jack off into."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bipolar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bipolar Disorder.",
                "de": "Bipolare Störung."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_inflateballs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blowing into the penis so that the balls inflate."
            },
            "flags": "s w gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blueanussmoke",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blue smoke coming out of my anus.",
                "de": "Blauer Rauch aus meinem Anus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_badcanadamangoes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Canada's worst mangoes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_carbs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Carbs.",
                "de": "Kohlehydrate."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_carlosguitar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Carlos Santana's horrible wailing guitar."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_certainthings",
            "content": {
                "en": "Certain things, but not others."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chinesepeople",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chinese people.",
                "de": "Chinesische Leute."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chowder",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chowder.",
                "de": "Fischsuppe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nocucumbersbutyes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Clearly asking for no cucumbers in my salad, and yet here we are."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_clippy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Clippy from Microsoft Office.",
                "de": "Clippy von Microsoft Office."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_russiacollusion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Colluding with Russia.",
                "de": "Mit Russland kospirieren."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_corn",
            "content": {
                "en": "Corn.",
                "de": "Mais."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tobykeith",
            "content": {
                "en": "Country music legend Toby Keith."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigflappymouthsnacks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crunchy snacks for big, flappy mouth."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_culturalapprop",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cultural appropriation.",
                "de": "Kulturelle Aneignung."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_antiisiscurlyfries",
            "content": {
                "en": "Curly fries so good you quit ISIS.",
                "de": "Spiralpommes, die so gut sind, dass du ISIS verlässt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_datingrepublican",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dating a Republican.",
                "de": "Mit einem Republikaner ausgehen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_death",
            "content": {
                "en": "Death.",
                "de": "Tod."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dejavu1",
            "content": {
                "en": "Déjà vu."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dejavu2",
            "content": {
                "en": "Déjà vu."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_denyclimatechange",
            "content": {
                "en": "Denying climate change."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hoshit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing ho shit.",
                "de": "Hurenscheiße tun."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doingitdoggy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing it doggy, no kissing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dostuffbad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing stuff bad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drake",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drake.",
                "de": "Drake."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_8hourwalmartstare",
            "content": {
                "en": "Driving to a Walmart parking lot and staring into the distance for eight hours."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_badpussyeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating pussy bad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hollandaisecum",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ejaculating a quart of hollandaise sauce."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_elonmusk",
            "content": {
                "en": "Elon Musk.",
                "de": "Elon Musk."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_urethranectar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Enticing a hummingbird to drink nectar out of my urethra."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fascism",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fascism.",
                "de": "Faschismus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fat.",
                "de": "Fett."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mutualbuttfinger",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fingering each other's buttholes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_veganshits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Foul vegan shits."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_amazonprime",
            "content": {
                "en": "Free two-day shipping with Amazon Prime."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_terrygrossfreshair",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fresh Air with Terry Gross."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shellcompanymoney",
            "content": {
                "en": "Funneling money through a series of shell companies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_getmetood",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting #MeToo'd."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shadowrealm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting banished to the Shadow Realm."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_depressedandfat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting depressed and super fat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nofingerfist",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting fisted by a man with no fingers.",
                "de": "Von einem Mann ohne Finger faustgefickt werden."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_smooshitin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting half-hard and trying to smoosh it in."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_brucewillisherpes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting herpes from Bruce Willis."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mommybeer",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting Mommy another beer.",
                "de": "Mama noch ein Bier holen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tanjackedjuicy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting tanned, jacked, and juicy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oinkoink",
            "content": {
                "en": "Going \"oink oink\" like a nasty little pig boy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_christiancomedy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Good, clean Christian comedy.",
                "de": "Gute, saubere christliche Komödie."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_honkytunawich",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having tuna sandwiches with my favorite honkies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hardhitinvjourno",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hard-hitting investigative journalism."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wonderfulzootime",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having a wonderful time at the zoo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nolegsjusttoes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having no legs, just toes.",
                "de": "Keine Beine, nur Zehen, haben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_30chadsons",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having thirty sons named Chad.",
                "de": "30 Söhne namens Chad haben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_healthcaregov",
            "content": {
                "en": "Healthcare.gov."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_borderpatrolhide",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hiding from border patrol."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_queenoftheforest",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hiking up a hillside covered in bear semen yelling \"I'm the queen of the forest!\""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hoopnugget",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hoopnugget, the game where you throw a nugget into a hoop."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penisbagels",
            "content": {
                "en": "How many bagels I can fit on my penis."
            },
            "flags": "w gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_quietforest",
            "content": {
                "en": "How quiet the forest is.",
                "de": "Wie leise der Wald ist."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blowmystepdad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Huffing and puffing and blowing my stepdad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_huntwhitemen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hunting white men for sport."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hishmoney",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hush money.",
                "de": "Schweigegeld."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_interruptwomen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Interrupting women.",
                "de": "Frauen unterbrechen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stupidjeremy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jeremy and his stupid, annoying, dumb, hard, beautiful body."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_joermungandr",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jörmungandr the World Serpent."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_woodsoviettoys",
            "content": {
                "en": "Joyless, wooden Soviet toys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lunabarlunch",
            "content": {
                "en": "Just a Luna bar for lunch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oldjapankanye",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kanye West but if he were an old Japanese farmer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_koreanbbq",
            "content": {
                "en": "Korean barbecue."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_falsepretensewar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Leading a country to war on false pretenses."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flutechildleader",
            "content": {
                "en": "Leading children around with a magical flute."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_breathepussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Letting that pussy breathe.",
                "de": "Die Muschi atmen lassen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_losereatmeout",
            "content": {
                "en": "Letting this loser eat me out."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mistresssayslicktoilet",
            "content": {
                "en": "Licking the toilet as Mistress commands."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_life",
            "content": {
                "en": "Life.",
                "de": "Leben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_littledebbieandmom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Little Debbie and her mom, Full-Size Deborah."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lotion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lotion.",
                "de": "Lotion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_loveusa",
            "content": {
                "en": "Loving America.",
                "de": "Die USA lieben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mtg",
            "content": {
                "en": "Magic: The Gathering."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_horseasseyecontact",
            "content": {
                "en": "Making direct eye contact with a horse's asshole."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thezucc",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mark Zuckerberg.",
                "de": "Mark Zuckerberg."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sometimessellingheroin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Maybe getting a little involved in selling heroin sometimes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_melaniatrump",
            "content": {
                "en": "Melania Trump.",
                "de": "Melania Trump."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_murderparents",
            "content": {
                "en": "Murdering our parents."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jeffbuddy",
            "content": {
                "en": "My buddy Jeff."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_daughterfuckmybf",
            "content": {
                "en": "My daughter fucking my boyfriend.",
                "de": "Meine Tochter beim Ficken meines Freundes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mathteacherbulge",
            "content": {
                "en": "My math teacher's bulge."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myrealdad",
            "content": {
                "en": "My real dad.",
                "de": "Mein wahrer Vater."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_secretbutt",
            "content": {
                "en": "My secret butt.",
                "de": "Mein geheimer Po."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sonsdipshitfriends",
            "content": {
                "en": "My son's dipshit friends."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sonhusbandcock",
            "content": {
                "en": "My son's husband's huge cock.",
                "de": "Der riesige Schwanz des Mannes meines Sohnes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mywifeboratvoice",
            "content": {
                "en": "My wife.\n*(in Borat voice)*"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nakeddad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Naked Dad.",
                "de": "Nakter Vati."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_netflix",
            "content": {
                "en": "Netflix.",
                "de": "Netflix."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ojsexoneration",
            "content": {
                "en": "New DNA evidence exonerating OJ Simpson."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cdnipples",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nipples the size of CDs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_noneofyourbusiness",
            "content": {
                "en": "None of your damn business."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nonsexualrollerskate",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nonsexual activities, such as roller skating."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_notpartofsonlife",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not being a part of my son's life."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oral",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oral.",
                "de": "Oralsex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_outdatedgendernorms",
            "content": {
                "en": "Outdated gender norms."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_owemoneytobadppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "Owing a lot of money to some very bad people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pandaexpress",
            "content": {
                "en": "Panda Express."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_panicconfusion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Panic and confusion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pissmepants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pissin' me paants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_politics",
            "content": {
                "en": "Politics.",
                "de": "Politik."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_popthatpussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poppin' that pussy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_prepareassforsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Preparing my asshole for sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pretendfungolf",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pretending golf is fun."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_prison",
            "content": {
                "en": "Prison."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shitraccoonrescue",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pulling a sick, shit-covered raccoon out of the toilet and nursing it back to health."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_splitbuttquietfart",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pulling the butt cheeks apart so the fart comes out quieter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lickownnip",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pushing my boob up to lick the nipple."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deferdirtydishes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Putting dirty dishes in the sink and hoping someone else deals with them."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_affordablemenswear",
            "content": {
                "en": "Quality, affordable menswear."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slaveryreparations",
            "content": {
                "en": "Reparations for slavery."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_repwholeblackcommunity",
            "content": {
                "en": "Representing the entire black community."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_repectwomen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Respecting woman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_handgunclitrub",
            "content": {
                "en": "Rubbing my clit with a handgun."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sandwich",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sandwich."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_schindlerlist",
            "content": {
                "en": "Schindler's List."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_coworkerboundaries",
            "content": {
                "en": "Setting boundaries with co-workers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doublehamstersupreme",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sewing two hamsters together to make a Double Hamster Supreme."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shit.",
                "de": "Scheiße."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hotdogshit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shitting perfectly into a hot dog bun."
            },
            "flags": "w g fe"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slaves",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slaves.",
                "de": "Sklaven."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_twominutefart",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slowly releasing a huge fart over the course of two minutes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slutswhoresbitches",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sluts, whores, and bitches."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tapas",
            "content": {
                "en": "Small plates, or tapas if you will."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_crackerassmf",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some cracker-ass motherfucker."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lightchoking",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some light choking."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racistsquaredance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Square dancing with other racists."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_butterflycowstaple",
            "content": {
                "en": "Stapling a butterfly to a cow.",
                "de": "Einen Schmetterling an einer Kuh antackern."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stayhydrated",
            "content": {
                "en": "Staying hydrated."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ratdickratpussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sticking my hard rat dick in my girlfiend's wet rat pussy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_2bucksweetpotatofries",
            "content": {
                "en": "Substituting sweet potato fries for $2."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fishpussycaviar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sucking the caviar straight out of a fish's pussy."
            },
            "flags": "w g an l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_40yearsadness",
            "content": {
                "en": "Suddenly feeling really sad for 40 years."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_swordplay",
            "content": {
                "en": "Swordplay."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_takeadump",
            "content": {
                "en": "Taking a dump."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tar",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tar.",
                "de": "Teer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_assdestroyer3k",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Asshole Destroyer 3000.",
                "de": "Der Arschloch-Zerstörer-3000."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_audisignanddrive",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Audi Sign-and-Drive Sales Event."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_awesomelordpower",
            "content": {
                "en": "The awesome power of the Lord."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jansportbackpacks",
            "content": {
                "en": "The beautiful backpacks of JanSport."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sweatpantfartsuckboy",
            "content": {
                "en": "The boy who sucks the farts out of my sweatpants."
            },
            "flags": "w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racewar",
            "content": {
                "en": "The coming race war."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_politicalclimate",
            "content": {
                "en": "The current political climate.",
                "de": "Das politische Klima."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cutestfuckingshoes",
            "content": {
                "en": "The cutest fucking shoes I've ever seen.",
                "de": "Die süßesten verdammten Schuhe, die ich je gesehen habe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_earthlifeend",
            "content": {
                "en": "The end of all life on Earth."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nbaconsent",
            "content": {
                "en": "The express written consent of the National Basketball Association."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_secretbackwardstime",
            "content": {
                "en": "The fact that time is moving backwards right now and nobody's noticing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_horsecostumehorses",
            "content": {
                "en": "The harsh reality that all horses are people in horse costumes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nipplesuckinggary",
            "content": {
                "en": "The incredible Gary, he'll suck your nipples."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_somekindapoopporn",
            "content": {
                "en": "The kind of porn with poop."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jewking",
            "content": {
                "en": "The King of Jews.",
                "de": "Der König der Juden."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nodreampolish",
            "content": {
                "en": "The little-known fact that Polish people don't dream."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_basementman",
            "content": {
                "en": "The man in the basement.",
                "de": "Der Mann im Keller."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manfuckmeandwife",
            "content": {
                "en": "The man who fucks me and my wife."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moon",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Moon.",
                "de": "Der Mond."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nra",
            "content": {
                "en": "The NRA."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scarlettpelican",
            "content": {
                "en": "The pelican that will one day eat Scarlett Johansson's baby."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_buddhistpersecution",
            "content": {
                "en": "The persecution of Buddhists by the American-backed government of South Vietnam."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_potroastforestboys",
            "content": {
                "en": "The pleasure of watching my boys wolf down my pot roast and scamper into the woods."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dwaynejohnsonnamesake",
            "content": {
                "en": "The rock after which Dwayne Johnson was named."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_riseofsouthagain",
            "content": {
                "en": "The South rising again."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_giantspoonladle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The wonderful giant spoon known as \"ladle.\""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_700lbbaby",
            "content": {
                "en": "The world's largest baby, weighing over 700 pounds."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_peniswormpenis",
            "content": {
                "en": "The worm that ate my penis and is now my penis."
            },
            "flags": "w i gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thesebreasts",
            "content": {
                "en": "These breasts of mine.",
                "de": "Diese Brüste von mir."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boringwhitebitch",
            "content": {
                "en": "This boring-ass white bitch from work."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_foundkid",
            "content": {
                "en": "This kid I found.",
                "de": "Dieses Kind, das ich gefunden habe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thoughtsprayers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Thoughts and prayers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_3men3hotdogs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Three men and three hot dogs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigpenisthrow",
            "content": {
                "en": "Throwing a man by his big penis."
            },
            "flags": "w v gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thrustgrunt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Thrusting and grunting."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fingerking",
            "content": {
                "en": "Thumb, the King of the Fingers.",
                "de": "Daume, der König der Finger."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lemondwarfsourkisses",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tiny, sour kisses from a lemon dwarf."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_travolta",
            "content": {
                "en": "Travolta."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_humanskintrees",
            "content": {
                "en": "Trees with human skin.",
                "de": "Bäume mit menschlicher Haut."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poorppldistraction",
            "content": {
                "en": "Turning poor people against each other so they don't pay attention to economic inequality."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_anuscanetophat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Twirling a cane, popping it into my anus, and giving a tip of the top hat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_uncles",
            "content": {
                "en": "Uncles.",
                "de": "Onkel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_uncutdaddick",
            "content": {
                "en": "Uncut daddy dick."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_genevaviolate",
            "content": {
                "en": "Violating the Geneva Convention."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_voldemort",
            "content": {
                "en": "Voldemort."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_votersuppression",
            "content": {
                "en": "Voter suppression."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chemicalweaponkidhospital",
            "content": {
                "en": "What looked like a chemical weapons facility but turned out to be a children's hospital."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_womeninpower",
            "content": {
                "en": "Women in positions of power."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yostankass",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yo stanky ass."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moaningyogurt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yogurt that moans in pleasure as you eat it."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_littlebooty",
            "content": {
                "en": "Your little booty in them underpants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yourmouth",
            "content": {
                "en": "Your mouth.",
                "de": "Dein Mund."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yummyratpussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yummy yummy yummy yummy rat pussy."
            }
        }
    ]
}