cah_main.json

{
    "id": "cah_main",
    "name": "Cards Against Humanity",
    "author": "Cards Against Humanity",
    "license": "Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 2.0",
    "license_url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.0/",
    "trophies": [
        {
            "id": "trophy_balls",
            "name": {
                "en": "Found It!",
                "de": "Gefunden!"
            },
            "desc": {
                "en": "Find Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.",
                "de": "Den vermissten Hode von Lance Armstrong finden."
            },
            "requirements": [
                {
                    "type": "cards_played",
                    "cards": ["w_armstrongtesticle"],
                    "winning": false
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "id": "trophy_thecard",
            "name": {
                "en": "That's Just Cheating",
                "de": "Unfairer Vorteil"
            },
            "desc": {
                "en": "Use \"The Card\" to win a round.",
                "de": "Eine Runde mit \"Der Karte\" gewinnen."
            },
            "requirements": [
                {
                    "type": "cards_played",
                    "cards": ["w_radcliffeasshole"],
                    "winning": true
                }
            ]
        }
    ],
    "cards": [
        {
            "id": "b_addition",
            "content": {
                "en": "______ + ______ = ______."
            },
            "pick": 3
        },
        {
            "id": "b_slipperyslope",
            "content": {
                "en": "______ is a slippery slope that leads to ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kidtestedmotherapproved",
            "content": {
                "en": "______: kid-tested, mother-approved."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_canthavejustone",
            "content": {
                "en": "______. Betcha can't have just one!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_highfivebro",
            "content": {
                "en": "______. High five, bro."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_itsatrap",
            "content": {
                "en": "______. It's a trap!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_thatwassometal",
            "content": {
                "en": "______. That was so metal."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_onestarchicken",
            "content": {
                "en": "★✰✰✰✰\nDo NOT go here! Found _____ in my Kung Pao chicken! "
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_halfmarriagesendin",
            "content": {
                "en": "50% of all marriages end in ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_labstudyhalfsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "A recent laboratory study shows that undergraduates have 50% less sex after being exposed to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_incompleteromanticdinner",
            "content": {
                "en": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_obamaletloose",
            "content": {
                "en": "After eight years in the White House, how is Obama finally letting loose?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_4plat3grammy",
            "content": {
                "en": "After four platinum albums and three Grammys, it's time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place: ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_curativepowers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_academyaward",
            "content": {
                "en": "And the Academy Award for ______ goes to ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_arbys",
            "content": {
                "en": "Arby's: We Have ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_momoffiveboys",
            "content": {
                "en": "As the mom of five rambunctious boys, I'm no stranger to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_bravorealityshow",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bravo's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_budlightofficialbeer",
            "content": {
                "en": "Brought to you by Bud Light®, the Official Beer of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_beforeikillbond",
            "content": {
                "en": "But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_checkoutdancemove",
            "content": {
                "en": "Check me out, yo! I call this dance move \"______.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_clickhere",
            "content": {
                "en": "Click Here for ______!!!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_broadwaymusical",
            "content": {
                "en": "Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whymommycry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Daddy, why is mommy crying?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_dearabby",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with ______ and would like your advice."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_dontgoinbathroom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ______ in there."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_duringsexthought",
            "content": {
                "en": "During sex, I like to think about ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mynexttrick",
            "content": {
                "en": "For my next trick, I will pull ______ out of ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mangodownsurprise",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fun tip! When your man asks you to go down on him, try surprising him with ______ instead."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_hereisthechurch",
            "content": {
                "en": "Here is the church\nHere is the steeple\nOpen the doors\nAnd there is ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_welcomechilis",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hey guys, welcome to Chili's! Would you like to start the night off right with ______?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_redditama",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hey Reddit! I'm ______. Ask me anything."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_howlosevirginity",
            "content": {
                "en": "How did I lose my virginity?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_drinktoforget",
            "content": {
                "en": "I drink to forget ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_littlehelpfrom",
            "content": {
                "en": "I get by with a little help from ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_99problems",
            "content": {
                "en": "I got 99 problems but ______ ain't one."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_neverunderstooduntil",
            "content": {
                "en": "I never truly understood ______ until I encountered ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kalecleanseweek",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm going on a cleanse this week. Nothing but kale juice and ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lebronjameshobby",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm Lebron James, and when I'm not slamming dunks, I love ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_imnodoctorbut",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm no doctor, but I'm pretty sure what you're suffering from is called \"______.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_profhomeworkexcuse",
            "content": {
                "en": "I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_cantbewithoneyoulove",
            "content": {
                "en": "If you can't be with the one you love, love ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mightbearedneck",
            "content": {
                "en": "IF you like ______, YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_shyamalanmovie",
            "content": {
                "en": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that ______ had really been ______ all along."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_disneyoriginalmovie",
            "content": {
                "en": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with ______ for the first time."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_santaaltcoal",
            "content": {
                "en": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_herosidekickduo",
            "content": {
                "en": "Introducing the amazing superhero/sidekick duo! It's ______ and ______!"
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_xtremebaseball",
            "content": {
                "en": "Introducing X-Treme Baseball! It's like baseball, but with ______!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_kidsthesedaysinvolvedwith",
            "content": {
                "en": "It’s a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_justoncethanksmom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Just once, I'd like to hear you say \"Thanks, Mom. Thanks for ______.\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_justsawupsettingvideo",
            "content": {
                "en": "Just saw this upsetting video! Please retweet!! #stop______"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_dontneeddrugskids",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kids, I don't need drugs to get high. I'm high on ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_indianlifechanged4ever",
            "content": {
                "en": "Life for American Indians was forever changed when the White Man introduced them to ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lifetimepresents",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lifetime® presents \"______: the Story of ______.\""
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_haiku",
            "content": {
                "en": "Make a haiku."
            },
            "pick": 3
        },
        {
            "id": "b_maybeshebornwithit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_menswearhouse",
            "content": {
                "en": "Men's Wearhouse: You're gonna like ______. I guarantee it."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_rememberalexthegreat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Military historians remember Alexander the Great for his brilliant use of ______ against the Persians."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_cynthiadiaz",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mr. and Mrs. Diaz, we called you in because we're concerned about Cynthia. Are you aware that your daughter is ______?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_haveitonthemoon",
            "content": {
                "en": "My fellow Americans: Before this decade is out, we will have ______ on the moon!"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_jkrowlingbook",
            "content": {
                "en": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_espn2",
            "content": {
                "en": "Next on ESPN2: The World Series of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_oldmacdonald",
            "content": {
                "en": "Old MacDonald had ______. E-I-E-I-O."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_3stepprofit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Step 1: ______.\nStep 2: ______.\nStep 3: Profit."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_thatsrightikilled",
            "content": {
                "en": "That's right, I killed ______. How, you ask? ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ruinedfieltrip",
            "content": {
                "en": "The class field trip was completely ruined by ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_chevytahoe",
            "content": {
                "en": "The new Chevy Tahoe. With the power and space to take ______ everywhere you go."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_theysaidwecrazy",
            "content": {
                "en": "They said we were crazy. They said we couldn't put ______ inside of ______. They were wrong."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_waytheworldends",
            "content": {
                "en": "This is the way the world ends\nThis is the way the world ends\nNot with a bang but with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_steppenwolf",
            "content": {
                "en": "This season at Steppenwolf, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_maury",
            "content": {
                "en": "Today on Maury: \"Help! My son is ______!\""
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_tsaguidelines",
            "content": {
                "en": "TSA guidelines now prohibit ______ on airplanes."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_seriousdoubts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Uh, hey guys, I know this was my idea, but I'm having serious doubts about ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whatiswargoodfor",
            "content": {
                "en": "War! What is it good for?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_ihaveadatewith",
            "content": {
                "en": "Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_parentshidingfromme",
            "content": {
                "en": "What are my parents hiding from me?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_lastrelationshipend",
            "content": {
                "en": "What ended my last relationship?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_uncontrollablegas",
            "content": {
                "en": "What gives me uncontrollable gas?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_batmanguiltypleasure",
            "content": {
                "en": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_gwbushthinking",
            "content": {
                "en": "What is George W. Bush thinking about right now?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_awkwardfirstkiss",
            "content": {
                "en": "What made my first kiss so awkward?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_makeslifeworthliving",
            "content": {
                "en": "What makes life worth living?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_liveupparty",
            "content": {
                "en": "What never fails to liven up the party?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_alwaysgetyoulaid",
            "content": {
                "en": "What will always get you laid?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_disturbungandcharming",
            "content": {
                "en": "What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_girlsbestfriend",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's a girl's best friend?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_secretpower",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's my secret power?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_teachforamerica",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's Teach for America using to inspire inner city students to succeed?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_smell",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's that smell?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_sound",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's that sound?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_toninheaven",
            "content": {
                "en": "What's there a ton of in heaven?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_50footstatue",
            "content": {
                "en": "When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_presidentdepartment",
            "content": {
                "en": "When I am President, I will create the Department of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_acidtripturninto",
            "content": {
                "en": "When I was tripping on acid, ______ turned into ______."
            },
            "pick": 2
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mosesplague",
            "content": {
                "en": "When Pharaoh remained unmoved, Moses called down a Plague of ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_mexicospacerace",
            "content": {
                "en": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whitepeoplelike",
            "content": {
                "en": "White people like ______."
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whysticky",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why am I sticky?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whynosleep",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why can't I sleep at night?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "b_whyhurtallover",
            "content": {
                "en": "Why do I hurt all over?"
            },
            "pick": 1
        },
        {
            "id": "w_10ksyrianrefugees",
            "content": {
                "en": "10,000 Syrian refugees."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_50mgzoloft",
            "content": {
                "en": "50 mg of Zoloft daily."
            },
            "flags": "dr"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_50knipplevolts",
            "content": {
                "en": "50,000 volts straight to the nipples."
            },
            "flags": "xf i"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_72virgins",
            "content": {
                "en": "72 virgins."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_80zblacktarheroin",
            "content": {
                "en": "8 oz. of sweet Mexican black-tar heroin."
            },
            "flags": "dr"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_magicbeanbag",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bag of magic beans."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_balancedbreakfast",
            "content": {
                "en": "A balanced breakfast."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_earwaxsementoenailball",
            "content": {
                "en": "A ball of earwax, semen, and toenail clippings."
            },
            "flags": "g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_humanturdbird",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bird that shits human turds."
            },
            "flags": "w g fe an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bitchslap",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bitch slap."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bleachedasshole",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bleached asshole."
            },
            "flags": "g l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bopit",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Bop It™."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mayoteeth",
            "content": {
                "en": "A bowl of mayonnaise and human teeth."
            },
            "flags": "g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_braintumor",
            "content": {
                "en": "A brain tumor."
            },
            "flags": "di"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_crucifixion",
            "content": {
                "en": "A crucifixion."
            },
            "flags": "mu to"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sadbdayparty",
            "content": {
                "en": "A disappointing birthday party."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_falconwithcap",
            "content": {
                "en": "A falcon with a cap on its head."
            },
            "flags": "w an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_powerfartgiantwake",
            "content": {
                "en": "A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand-year slumber."
            },
            "flags": "w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fetus",
            "content": {
                "en": "A fetus."
            },
            "flags": "ch"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fleshlight",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Fleshlight."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_almondfuckton",
            "content": {
                "en": "A fuck-ton of almonds."
            },
            "flags": "l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goodsniff",
            "content": {
                "en": "A good sniff."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goodstronggorilla",
            "content": {
                "en": "A good, strong gorilla."
            },
            "flags": "an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gossamerjizz",
            "content": {
                "en": "A gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air."
            },
            "flags": "s g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_homovolleyball",
            "content": {
                "en": "A homoerotic volleyball montage."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vikinghorde",
            "content": {
                "en": "A horde of Vikings."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lifetimeofsadness",
            "content": {
                "en": "A lifetime of sadness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dinosaurboy",
            "content": {
                "en": "A little boy who won't shut the fuck up about dinosaurs."
            },
            "flags": "ch l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_livestudioaudience",
            "content": {
                "en": "A live studio audience."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_orgasmbrinkman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A man on the brink of orgasm."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_matingdisplay",
            "content": {
                "en": "A mating display."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mexican",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Mexican."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_micropenis",
            "content": {
                "en": "A micropenis.",
                "de": "Ein Mikropenis."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_micropig",
            "content": {
                "en": "A micropig wearing a tiny raincoat and booties."
            },
            "flags": "an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oldrollerskateman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A middle-aged man on roller skates."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mopeyzoolion",
            "content": {
                "en": "A mopey zoo lion."
            },
            "flags": "an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_muchyoungerwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A much younger woman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pangenderoctopus",
            "content": {
                "en": "A pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love."
            },
            "flags": "an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_headpyramid",
            "content": {
                "en": "A pyramid of severed heads."
            },
            "flags": "d w"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_reallycoolhat",
            "content": {
                "en": "A really cool hat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sadhandjob",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sad handjob."
            },
            "flags": "g s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_metalmansalad",
            "content": {
                "en": "A salad for men that's made of metal."
            },
            "flags": "w"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_saltysurprise",
            "content": {
                "en": "A salty surprise.",
                "de": "Eine salzige Überraschung."
            },
            "flags": "s w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sassyblackwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sassy black woman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_saxsolo",
            "content": {
                "en": "A saxophone solo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seaoftroubles",
            "content": {
                "en": "A sea of troubles."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_snapturtledickbite",
            "content": {
                "en": "A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis."
            },
            "flags": "s i gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_straypube",
            "content": {
                "en": "A stray pube."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_catpeesupersoaker",
            "content": {
                "en": "A Super Soaker™ full of cat pee.",
                "de": "Eine Super Soaker™ voller Katzenpisse."
            },
            "flags": "w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shaqthreesome",
            "content": {
                "en": "A three-way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_timetravelparadox",
            "content": {
                "en": "A time travel paradox."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tinyhorse",
            "content": {
                "en": "A tiny horse."
            },
            "flags": "an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tinygayguitar",
            "content": {
                "en": "A tiny, gay guitar called a ukulele."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wholethingofbutter",
            "content": {
                "en": "A whole thing of butter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_corpsewindmill",
            "content": {
                "en": "A windmill full of corpses."
            },
            "flags": "d"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_aaronburr",
            "content": {
                "en": "Aaron Burr."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_merylstreep",
            "content": {
                "en": "Academy Award winner Meryl Streep."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_acceptwaythingsare",
            "content": {
                "en": "Accepting the way things are."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_activelisten",
            "content": {
                "en": "Active listening."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_adderall",
            "content": {
                "en": "Adderall™."
            },
            "flags": "dr"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_africankids",
            "content": {
                "en": "African children."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_agriculture",
            "content": {
                "en": "Agriculture."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_aids",
            "content": {
                "en": "AIDS."
            },
            "flags": "di"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_alcoholism",
            "content": {
                "en": "Alcoholism."
            },
            "flags": "di"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_alldudesifucked",
            "content": {
                "en": "All the dudes I've fucked."
            },
            "flags": "s l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_allyoucaneatshrimp",
            "content": {
                "en": "All-you-can-eat shrimp for $8.99."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ar15",
            "content": {
                "en": "An AR-15 assault rifle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_endlessdiarrheastream",
            "content": {
                "en": "An endless stream of diarrhea."
            },
            "flags": "g fe"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_4hourerection",
            "content": {
                "en": "An erection that lasts longer than four hours."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shyamalanplottwist",
            "content": {
                "en": "An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_7hjoctopus",
            "content": {
                "en": "An octopus giving seven handjobs and smoking a cigarette."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oedipuscomplex",
            "content": {
                "en": "An Oedipus complex."
            },
            "flags": "s ic"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_almostdeadoldguy",
            "content": {
                "en": "An old guy who's almost dead."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_olderwomanknowspenis",
            "content": {
                "en": "An older woman who knows her way around the penis."
            },
            "flags": "s gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oversizeslollipop",
            "content": {
                "en": "An oversized lollipop."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unwantedpregnancy",
            "content": {
                "en": "An unwanted pregnancy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_analbeads",
            "content": {
                "en": "Anal beads."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cumannouncement",
            "content": {
                "en": "Announcing that I am about to cum."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_schwarzenegger",
            "content": {
                "en": "Arnold Schwarzenegger."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_asslesschaps",
            "content": {
                "en": "Assless chaps."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_auschwitz",
            "content": {
                "en": "Auschwitz."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_authenticmexicanfood",
            "content": {
                "en": "Authentic Mexican cuisine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_autocannibalism",
            "content": {
                "en": "Autocannibalism."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_axedeo",
            "content": {
                "en": "AXE Body Spray.",
                "de": "AXE-Deo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_balls",
            "content": {
                "en": "Balls.",
                "de": "Eier."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bananas",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bananas.",
                "de": "Bananen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_obama",
            "content": {
                "en": "Barack Obama."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_batman",
            "content": {
                "en": "BATMAN!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_battlefieldamputations",
            "content": {
                "en": "Battlefield amputations."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_becomeblueberry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Becoming a blueberry."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bees",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bees?",
                "de": "Bienen?"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bedicktokids",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a dick to children."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_motherfuckingsorcerer",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a motherfucking sorcerer."
            },
            "flags": "l"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beingwoman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being a woman.",
                "de": "Eine Frau sein."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_talktoelephants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being able to talk to elephants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_befatandstupid",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being fat and stupid."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bemarginalized",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being marginalized."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_beonfire",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being on fire.",
                "de": "Brennen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_berich",
            "content": {
                "en": "Being rich.",
                "de": "Reich sein."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_billnye",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bill Nye the Science Guy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bingepurge",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bingeing and purging."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bisexuality",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bisexuality.",
                "de": "Bisexualität."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bitches",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bitches."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blackpeople",
            "content": {
                "en": "Black people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_blowsohardheshits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boogers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Boogers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penistwizzler",
            "content": {
                "en": "Braiding three penises into a Twizzler."
            },
            "flags": "s g w gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_breakoutinsongdance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Breaking out into song and dance."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_brownpeople",
            "content": {
                "en": "Brown people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bubblebutt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Bubble butt bottom boys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cah",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cards Against Humanity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_threesomesuggestion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Casually suggesting a threesome."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_catapults",
            "content": {
                "en": "Catapults."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_centaurs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Centaurs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chainsawhands",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chainsaws for hands."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chemweapons",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chemical weapons."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_childabuse",
            "content": {
                "en": "Child abuse.",
                "de": "Kindermissbrauch."
            },
            "flags": "ch_ab ch ab"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_childpageants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Child beauty pageants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadhitchhikerparts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Chunks of dead hitchhiker."
            },
            "flags": "mu g d"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_coathangerabort",
            "content": {
                "en": "Coat hanger abortions."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_commitsuicide",
            "content": {
                "en": "Committing suicide."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unwarrantedconfidence",
            "content": {
                "en": "Completely unwarranted confidence."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bonerconeal",
            "content": {
                "en": "Concealing a boner."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_consensualsex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Consensual sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_chocula",
            "content": {
                "en": "Count Chocula."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_iamapizza",
            "content": {
                "en": "Covering myself with Parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am pizza."
            },
            "flags": "w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cripplingdebt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crippling debt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_crumbsallovercarpet",
            "content": {
                "en": "Crumbs all over the god damn carpet."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cuddling",
            "content": {
                "en": "Cuddling."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_daddyissues",
            "content": {
                "en": "Daddy issues."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_radcliffeasshole",
            "content": {
                "en": "Daniel Radcliffe's delicious asshole."
            },
            "flags": "ce w g s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dannydevito",
            "content": {
                "en": "Danny DeVito."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_darkmysteryforces",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dark and mysterious forces beyond our control."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_darthvader",
            "content": {
                "en": "Darth Vader."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_davidbowietiger",
            "content": {
                "en": "David Bowie flying in on a tiger made of lightning."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadbabies",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dead babies.",
                "de": "Tote Babys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadbirdsallover",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dead birds everywhere.",
                "de": "Überall tote Vögel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_deadparents",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dead parents.",
                "de": "Tote Eltern."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dickfingers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dick fingers.",
                "de": "Penisfinger."
            },
            "flags": "w gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dickpics",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dick pics.",
                "de": "Penisbilder."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_diversity",
            "content": {
                "en": "Diversity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doitinbutt",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doin' it in the butt."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_doingcrimes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing crimes.",
                "de": "Verbrechen machen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dorightthing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Doing the right thing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_donaldjtrump",
            "content": {
                "en": "Donald J. Trump."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drinkalone",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drinking alone.",
                "de": "Allein trinken."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drinktoiletgarbageeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drinking out of the toilet and eating garbage."
            },
            "flags": "w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bathtubkiddrowning",
            "content": {
                "en": "Drowning the kids in the bathtub."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dryheaving",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dry heaving."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dwaynetherockjohnson",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dying",
            "content": {
                "en": "Dying.",
                "de": "Sterben."
            },
            "flags": "d"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_husbandasseggeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating a hard boiled egg out of my husband's asshole."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_eatlastbison",
            "content": {
                "en": "Eating the last known bison."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_elderlyjapanman",
            "content": {
                "en": "Elderly Japanese men.",
                "de": "Alte japanische Männer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tokyorampage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Emerging from the sea and rampaging through Tokyo."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_emmawatson",
            "content": {
                "en": "Emma Watson."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_emotions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Emotions.",
                "de": "Emotionen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_erectiledysfunction",
            "content": {
                "en": "Erectile dysfunction."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_establishdominance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Establishing dominance.",
                "de": "Dominanz behaupten."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_estrogen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Estrogen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ethniccleansing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ethnic cleansing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_exactlywhatyouexpect",
            "content": {
                "en": "Exactly what you'd expect."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hostageeveryhour",
            "content": {
                "en": "Executing a hostage every hour."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_surprisevomitburp",
            "content": {
                "en": "Expecting a burp and vomiting on the floor."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_howvaginaswork",
            "content": {
                "en": "Explaining how vaginas work.",
                "de": "Erklären, wie Vaginen funktionieren."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_explosions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Explosions.",
                "de": "Explosionen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_extremetightpants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Extremely tight pants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_facebook",
            "content": {
                "en": "Facebook."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fadetonothing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fading away into nothingness."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_faketits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fake tits.",
                "de": "Falsche Titten."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_famine",
            "content": {
                "en": "Famine.",
                "de": "Hungersnot."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fancyfeast",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fancy Feast®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fartandwalkaway",
            "content": {
                "en": "Farting and walking away."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fearitself",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fear itself."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_christfellowship",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fellowship in Christ."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fierypoops",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fiery poops."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_businessbriefcase",
            "content": {
                "en": "Filling my briefcase with business stuff."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fingerpainting",
            "content": {
                "en": "Finger painting."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hogfuckriflefire",
            "content": {
                "en": "Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flesheatbacteria",
            "content": {
                "en": "Flesh-eating bacteria."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flightlessbirds",
            "content": {
                "en": "Flightless birds.",
                "de": "Flugunfähige Vögel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_flyingsexsnakes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Flying sex snakes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_forcedsterilize",
            "content": {
                "en": "Forced sterilization."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_foreskin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Foreskin.",
                "de": "Vorhaut."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_formerpresgwbush",
            "content": {
                "en": "Former President George W. Bush."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_foxnews",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fox News."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fragilemasc",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fragile masculinity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_freesamples",
            "content": {
                "en": "Free samples."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_friction",
            "content": {
                "en": "Friction.",
                "de": "Reibung."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sisterfuck",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fucking my sister.",
                "de": "Meine Schwester ficken."
            },
            "flags": "s ic"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fuckweathermanontv",
            "content": {
                "en": "Fucking the weatherman on live television."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fullfrontal",
            "content": {
                "en": "Full frontal nudity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_funkyfreshrhymes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Funky fresh rhymes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gandhi",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gandhi."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gayconversion",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gay conversion therapy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_geese",
            "content": {
                "en": "Geese.",
                "de": "Gänse."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_genuinehumanconnect",
            "content": {
                "en": "Genuine human connection."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_angelamerkel",
            "content": {
                "en": "German Chancellor Angela Merkel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_germandungeonporn",
            "content": {
                "en": "German dungeon porn."
            },
            "flags": "w x"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vendmachinecrush",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting crushed by a vending machine."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_getcummedon",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting cummed on."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_drugsfromstreettobody",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting drugs off the street and into my body."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_getfingered",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting fingered."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_floridaretirement",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting married, having a few kids, buying some stuff, retiring to Florida, and dying."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nakednickelodeon",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting naked and watching Nickelodeon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_getrealhigh",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting really high."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_angrybonerpop",
            "content": {
                "en": "Getting so angry that you pop a boner."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ghosts",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ghosts.",
                "de": "Geister."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_girls",
            "content": {
                "en": "Girls.",
                "de": "Mädchen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_give110",
            "content": {
                "en": "Giving 110%."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_antichristbirth",
            "content": {
                "en": "Giving birth to the Antichrist."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gloryholes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Gloryholes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goblins",
            "content": {
                "en": "Goblins."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_god",
            "content": {
                "en": "God.",
                "de": "Gott."
            },
            "flags": "re"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_gogurt",
            "content": {
                "en": "GoGurt®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wholedaynofap",
            "content": {
                "en": "Going an entire day without masturbating."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_grandma",
            "content": {
                "en": "Grandma.",
                "de": "Oma."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_halfassforeplay",
            "content": {
                "en": "Half-assed foreplay."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hperotica",
            "content": {
                "en": "Harry Potter erotica."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_anuseyes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having anuses for eyes.",
                "de": "Ani als Augen haben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unrealisticdreams",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_firsttimesex",
            "content": {
                "en": "Having sex for the first time.",
                "de": "Zum ersten Mal Sex haben."
            },
            "flags": "s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_heartwarmorphans",
            "content": {
                "en": "Heartwarming orphans."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hermajestyqe2",
            "content": {
                "en": "Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_heteronorm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Heteronormativity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_clintonemails",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hillary Clinton's emails."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hobos",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hobos."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_fartalloverchild",
            "content": {
                "en": "Holding down a child and farting all over him."
            },
            "flags": "ch dg g ch_ab"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hope",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hope.",
                "de": "Hoffnung."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_horsemeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Horse meat.",
                "de": "Pferdefleisch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hospicecare",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hospice care."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hotcheese",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hot cheese."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hotpeople",
            "content": {
                "en": "Hot people.",
                "de": "Heiße Leute."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_amazingonshrooms",
            "content": {
                "en": "How amazing it is to be on mushrooms."
            },
            "flags": "dr"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_baddancerecital",
            "content": {
                "en": "How bad my daughter fucked up her dance recital."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penisupownbutt",
            "content": {
                "en": "How far I can get my own penis up my butt."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_weedfor20",
            "content": {
                "en": "However much weed $20 can buy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_huffspraypaint",
            "content": {
                "en": "Huffing spray paint."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hugebiceps",
            "content": {
                "en": "Huge biceps."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_illegalimmigrants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Illegal immigrants."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_inappropyodel",
            "content": {
                "en": "Inappropriate yodeling."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_incest",
            "content": {
                "en": "Incest.",
                "de": "Inzest."
            },
            "flags": "ic"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_masonjaranus",
            "content": {
                "en": "Inserting a Mason jar into my anus."
            },
            "flags": "w g s xf"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_invadepoland",
            "content": {
                "en": "Invading Poland."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_italians",
            "content": {
                "en": "Italians."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_itchypussy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Itchy pussy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jdpowerassoc",
            "content": {
                "en": "J.D. Power and his associates."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jlaw",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jennifer Lawrence."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jerkoffinkidtears",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jerking off into a pool of children's tears."
            },
            "flags": "w g s ch dg"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jewsgypsieshomos",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jews, gypsies, and homosexuals."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_jobs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Jobs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_judgejudy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Judge Judy."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_judgeeveryone",
            "content": {
                "en": "Judging everyone."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_justinbieber",
            "content": {
                "en": "Justin Bieber."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kamikazepilots",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kamikaze pilots."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kanyewest",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kanye West."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kisskillgrandma",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kissing grandma on the forehead and turning off her life support."
            },
            "flags": "mu d"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kkkkk",
            "content": {
                "en": "Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Kendall, and Kylie."
            },
            "flags": "ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lactation",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lactation."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_armstrongtesticle",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lance Armstrong's missing testicle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_landmines",
            "content": {
                "en": "Land mines."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_layegg",
            "content": {
                "en": "Laying an egg.",
                "de": "Ein Ei legen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lenadunham",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lena Dunham."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_leprosy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Leprosy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_liberals",
            "content": {
                "en": "Liberals."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_licktoclaim",
            "content": {
                "en": "Licking things to claim them as your own."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_listennosolveproblems",
            "content": {
                "en": "Listening to her problems without trying to solve them."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_littleboydicks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Little boy penises."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm pd"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lockjaw",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lockjaw."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tomcruisesexintent",
            "content": {
                "en": "Looking in the mirror, applying lipstick, and whispering \"tonight, you will have sex with Tom Cruise.\""
            },
            "flags": "s ce"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lumberjackfantasy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lumberjack fantasies."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_lunchables",
            "content": {
                "en": "Lunchables™."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_magnets",
            "content": {
                "en": "Magnets."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_makepoutyface",
            "content": {
                "en": "Making a pouty face."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manmeat",
            "content": {
                "en": "Man meat."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mansplain",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mansplaining."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manybats",
            "content": {
                "en": "Many bats."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_masturbate",
            "content": {
                "en": "Masturbating.",
                "de": "Masturbieren."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_metime",
            "content": {
                "en": "Me time."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mechahitler",
            "content": {
                "en": "MechaHitler."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_memes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Memes.",
                "de": "Meme."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_manlyemotiontalk",
            "content": {
                "en": "Men discussing their feelings in an emotionally healthy way."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_men",
            "content": {
                "en": "Men.",
                "de": "Männer."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_menstrualrage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Menstrual rage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_meth",
            "content": {
                "en": "Meth."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mikepence",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mike Pence."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_moreelephantcock",
            "content": {
                "en": "More elephant cock than I bargained for."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_morgenfreemanvoice",
            "content": {
                "en": "Morgan Freeman's voice.",
                "de": "Die Stimme von Morgan Freeman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mouthherpes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mouth herpes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_muhammad",
            "content": {
                "en": "Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him)."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_multiplestabwounds",
            "content": {
                "en": "Multiple stab wounds.",
                "de": "Mehrere Stichwunden."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_murder",
            "content": {
                "en": "Murder.",
                "de": "Mord."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mutualassuredestruct",
            "content": {
                "en": "Mutually assured destruction."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_notsobadabusebf",
            "content": {
                "en": "My abusive boyfriend who really isn't so bad once you get to know him."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myballsonface",
            "content": {
                "en": "My balls on your face.",
                "de": "Meine Eier an deinem Gesicht."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myblackass",
            "content": {
                "en": "My black ass.",
                "de": "Mein schwarzer Arsch."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_brightpinkfuckhole",
            "content": {
                "en": "My bright pink fuckhole."
            },
            "flags": "w g s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_cheatsonofbitchhusband",
            "content": {
                "en": "My cheating son-of-a-bitch husband."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_japansextoycollection",
            "content": {
                "en": "My collection of Japanese sex toys."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myexwife",
            "content": {
                "en": "My ex-wife.",
                "de": "Meine Exfrau."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myfatdaughter",
            "content": {
                "en": "My fat daughter.",
                "de": "Meine dicke Tochter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mygenitals",
            "content": {
                "en": "My genitals.",
                "de": "Meine Genitalien."
            },
            "flags": "gn"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mygoodbra",
            "content": {
                "en": "My good bra.",
                "de": "Mein guter BH."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_innerdemons",
            "content": {
                "en": "My inner demons."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myneckmyback",
            "content": {
                "en": "My neck, my back, my pussy, and my crack."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myrelatstatus",
            "content": {
                "en": "My relationship status."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mysexlife",
            "content": {
                "en": "My sex life.",
                "de": "Mein Sexleben."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mysoul",
            "content": {
                "en": "My soul.",
                "de": "Meine Seele."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_paveluberdriver",
            "content": {
                "en": "My Uber driver, Pavel."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_uglyfacepersonality",
            "content": {
                "en": "My ugly face and bad personality."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_myvagina",
            "content": {
                "en": "My vagina.",
                "de": "Meine Vagina."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_naturalmaleenhance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Natural male enhancement."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_naturalselect",
            "content": {
                "en": "Natural selection."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nazis",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nazis.",
                "de": "Nazis."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nbasuperlebron",
            "content": {
                "en": "NBA superstar LeBron James."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_necrophilia",
            "content": {
                "en": "Necrophilia.",
                "de": "Nekrophilie."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nickelback",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nickelback."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nicolascage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nicolas Cage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nippleblades",
            "content": {
                "en": "Nipple blades.",
                "de": "Warzenklingen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nothirdworldshitgive",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not giving a shit about the Third World."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_noreturnhead",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not reciprocating oral sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_novaccinebecausestupid",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not vaccinating my children because I am stupid."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nowearpants",
            "content": {
                "en": "Not wearing pants.",
                "de": "Keine Hose tragen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_objectperm",
            "content": {
                "en": "Object permanence."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oldpplsmell",
            "content": {
                "en": "Old-people smell."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_onetittyhang",
            "content": {
                "en": "One titty hanging out."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_onetrillion",
            "content": {
                "en": "One trillion dollars."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_onlydateasianwomen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Only dating Asian women."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oompaloompas",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oompa-Loompas."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_opposthumbs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Opposable thumbs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_oprah",
            "content": {
                "en": "Oprah."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pacmancumguzzle",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling cum."
            },
            "flags": "fc s w g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_passaggresspostits",
            "content": {
                "en": "Passive-aggressive Post-it notes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pedos",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pedophiles."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_peeingabit",
            "content": {
                "en": "Peeing a little bit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penisbreath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Penis breath."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_penisenvy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Penis envy."
            },
            "flags": "gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_permorgasmface",
            "content": {
                "en": "Permanent Orgasm-Face Disorder."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_boobpics",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pictures of boobs.",
                "de": "Bilder von Titten."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pixelbukkake",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pixelated bukkake."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_policebrutality",
            "content": {
                "en": "Police brutality."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poopbackforthforever",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pooping back and forth. Forever."
            },
            "flags": "w g fe"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poopinlaptop",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pooping in a laptop and closing it."
            },
            "flags": "w g fe"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poopdiapers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poopy diapers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poorlifechoices",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poor life choices."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poorppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poor people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poortimedholocaustjokes",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes."
            },
            "flags": "as"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_poverty",
            "content": {
                "en": "Poverty."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_powerthighs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Powerful thighs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rxpainkillers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Prescription pain killers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_preteens",
            "content": {
                "en": "Preteens."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pretendtocare",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pretending to care."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ptsd",
            "content": {
                "en": "PTSD."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_puberty",
            "content": {
                "en": "Puberty."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pullout",
            "content": {
                "en": "Pulling out."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_punchcongressface",
            "content": {
                "en": "Punching a congressman in the face."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_puppies",
            "content": {
                "en": "Puppies!",
                "de": "Welpen!"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_queef",
            "content": {
                "en": "Queefing.",
                "de": ""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racialsatq",
            "content": {
                "en": "Racially-biased SAT questions."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_racism",
            "content": {
                "en": "Racism.",
                "de": "Rassismus."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_radislamterror",
            "content": {
                "en": "Radical Islamic terrorism."
            },
            "flags": "te"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rapmusic",
            "content": {
                "en": "Rap music."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_raptorattacks",
            "content": {
                "en": "Raptor attacks."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_repression",
            "content": {
                "en": "Repression."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_republicans",
            "content": {
                "en": "Republicans.",
                "de": "Republikaner."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_robocop",
            "content": {
                "en": "RoboCop."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_ronreagan",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ronald Reagan."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_runoutofcum",
            "content": {
                "en": "Running out of semen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_baderpenisgavel",
            "content": {
                "en": "Ruth Bader Ginsburg brutally gaveling your penis."
            },
            "flags": "w xf g gnm s"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sayily",
            "content": {
                "en": "Saying \"I love you.\"",
                "de": "\"Ich liebe dich\" sagen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_science",
            "content": {
                "en": "Science.",
                "de": "Wissenschaft."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_scientology",
            "content": {
                "en": "Scientology."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seeomanaked",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seeing Grandma naked.",
                "de": "Oma nackt sehen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seedadcry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seeing my father cry.",
                "de": "Meinen Vater weinen sehen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seagullroomlock",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seeing what happens when you lock people in a room with hungry seagulls."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_quietseeth",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seething with quiet resentment."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_selfloath",
            "content": {
                "en": "Self-loathing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sellcracktokids",
            "content": {
                "en": "Selling crack to children."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_seppuku",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seppuku."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_serfdom",
            "content": {
                "en": "Serfdom."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_7dead3critical",
            "content": {
                "en": "Seven dead and three in critical condition."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexwithanimals",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sex with animals."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexwithpatstewart",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sex with Patrick Stewart."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sexpeeing",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sexual peeing."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sextension",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sexual tension."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shakebabystopcry",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shaking a baby until it stops crying."
            },
            "flags": "ch ch_cr ab i"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shapeshifters",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shapeshifters."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shinythings",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shiny objects."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shutupwatchgame",
            "content": {
                "en": "Shutting up so I can watch the game."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sideboob",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sideboob."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_silence",
            "content": {
                "en": "Silence.",
                "de": "Stille."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shitfacecallmegarbage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_slaughtercivs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Slaughtering innocent civilians."
            },
            "flags": "ch ch_cr ab mu"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_smallpoxblankets",
            "content": {
                "en": "Smallpox blankets."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_smegma",
            "content": {
                "en": "Smegma."
            },
            "flags": "w s g"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_softmissionary",
            "content": {
                "en": "Soft, kissy missionary sex."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_violenceproblemsolve",
            "content": {
                "en": "Solving problems with violence."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_goddamnpeacequiet",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some god damn peace and quiet."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_someguy",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some guy.",
                "de": "Irgendein Typ."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_somebestrappers",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some of the best rappers in the game."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_punkkidsandwichthief",
            "content": {
                "en": "Some punk kid who stole my turkey sandwich."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_toohotsoup",
            "content": {
                "en": "Soup that is too hot."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spaghettiagain",
            "content": {
                "en": "Spaghetti? Again?",
                "de": "*Wieder* Spaghetti?"
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spectacabs",
            "content": {
                "en": "Spectacular abs."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spermwhales",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sperm whales."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_spontanhumancombust",
            "content": {
                "en": "Spontaneous human combustion."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stalin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Stalin."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dirtyhawkingtalk",
            "content": {
                "en": "Stephen Hawking talking dirty."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stevebannon",
            "content": {
                "en": "Steve Bannon."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_stillbevirgin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Still being a virgin."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_strongfemchars",
            "content": {
                "en": "Strong female characters."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sunshinerainbows",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sunshine and rainbows."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_sweetrevenge",
            "content": {
                "en": "Sweet, sweet vengeance."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_geicoswitch",
            "content": {
                "en": "Switching to Geico®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_swooping",
            "content": {
                "en": "Swooping."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_synergymgmtsolutions",
            "content": {
                "en": "Synergistic management solutions."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_notomorrowtapdance",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tap dancing like there's no tomorrow."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_teachrobotlove",
            "content": {
                "en": "Teaching a robot to love."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wrappingpaperasstear",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tearing that ass up like wrapping paper on Christmas morning."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_teenpreg",
            "content": {
                "en": "Teenage pregnancy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_shitstorygonowhere",
            "content": {
                "en": "Telling a shitty story that goes nowhere."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_tentacleporn",
            "content": {
                "en": "Tentacle porn."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_usadream",
            "content": {
                "en": "The American Dream."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_amish",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Amish."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pizzahere",
            "content": {
                "en": "The arrival of the pizza."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bachelorettefinale",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Bachelorette season finale."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bigbang",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Big Bang."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_christblood",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Blood of Christ."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_nagasakibombing",
            "content": {
                "en": "The bombing of Nagasaki."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_bsa",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Boy Scouts of America."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_theclit",
            "content": {
                "en": "The clitoris."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_refreshingpepsi",
            "content": {
                "en": "The cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_devilhimself",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Devil Himself."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_mormonchoir",
            "content": {
                "en": "The entire Mormon Tabernacle Choir."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_femaleorgasm",
            "content": {
                "en": "The female orgasm."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_theforce",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Force.",
                "de": "Die Macht."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thegays",
            "content": {
                "en": "The gays.",
                "de": "Die Schwulen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_glassceil",
            "content": {
                "en": "The glass ceiling."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_greatdepression",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Great Depression."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hamburglar",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Hamburglar."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_childheart",
            "content": {
                "en": "The heart of a child.",
                "de": "Das Herz eines Kindes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_holybible",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Holy Bible.",
                "de": "Das Heilige Schrift."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_homoagenda",
            "content": {
                "en": "The homosexual agenda."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_hustle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Hustle."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_universeheatdeath",
            "content": {
                "en": "The inevitable heat death of the universe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thejews",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Jews."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_kkk",
            "content": {
                "en": "The KKK."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_koolaidman",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Kool-Aid Man.",
                "de": "Der Kool-Aid-Mann."
            },
            "flags": "fc"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_livetheatremagic",
            "content": {
                "en": "The magic of live theatre."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_milkman",
            "content": {
                "en": "The milkman."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_childbirthmiracle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The miracle of childbirth."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_100milegay",
            "content": {
                "en": "The only gay person in a hundred miles."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_past",
            "content": {
                "en": "The past.",
                "de": "Die Vergangenheit."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_patriarchy",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Patriarchy.",
                "de": "Das Patriarchat."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_heartgoonwhistle",
            "content": {
                "en": "The penny whistle solo from \"My Heart Will Go On.\""
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_placenta",
            "content": {
                "en": "The placenta."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pope",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Pope.",
                "de": "Der Papst."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rapture",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Rapture.",
                "de": "Die Entrückung."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_rhcp",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Red Hot Chili Peppers."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_africarhythms",
            "content": {
                "en": "The rhythms of Africa."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_therussians",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Russians.",
                "de": "Die Russen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_terriblescreams",
            "content": {
                "en": "The screams...the terrible screams."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_south",
            "content": {
                "en": "The South.",
                "de": "Der Süden."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_threefifthscomp",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Three-Fifths compromise."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_trailoftears",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Trail of Tears.",
                "de": "Der Pfad der Tränen."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_xmastruemeaning",
            "content": {
                "en": "The true meaning of Christmas."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_undergroundrr",
            "content": {
                "en": "The Underground Railroad.",
                "de": "Die Underground Railroad."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_islamtide",
            "content": {
                "en": "The unstoppable tide of Islam."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_violatebasichumanrights",
            "content": {
                "en": "The violation of our most basic human rights."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wifipassword",
            "content": {
                "en": "The wifi password.",
                "de": "Das WLAN-Passwort."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_orientwonders",
            "content": {
                "en": "The wonders of the Orient."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_thosehoes",
            "content": {
                "en": "These hoes."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_monthmassshooting",
            "content": {
                "en": "This month's mass shooting."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_threedickssametime",
            "content": {
                "en": "Three dicks at the same time.",
                "de": "Drei Schwänze zur gleichen Zeit."
            },
            "flags": "xf s gn gnm"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_volcanovirgin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Throwing a virgin into a volcano."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_grapethrowinsanity",
            "content": {
                "en": "Throwing grapes at a man until he loses touch with reality."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pugpenistouch",
            "content": {
                "en": "Touching a pug right on his penis.",
                "de": "Einen Mops direkt am Penis berühren."
            },
            "flags": "w g s an"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_unfathomstupidity",
            "content": {
                "en": "Unfathomable stupidity."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_usedpanties",
            "content": {
                "en": "Used panties."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vehiclemanslaughter",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vehicular manslaughter."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_viagra",
            "content": {
                "en": "Viagra®."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vigjazzhands",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vigorous jazz hands."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vladputin",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vladimir Putin."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_vomitseafoodanusbleed",
            "content": {
                "en": "Vomiting seafood and bleeding anally."
            },
            "flags": "di g w"
        },
        {
            "id": "w_waittillmarriage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Waiting till marriage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_dennyswakeup",
            "content": {
                "en": "Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wetdreams",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wet dreams."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whipitout",
            "content": {
                "en": "Whipping it out."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whiteppl",
            "content": {
                "en": "White people."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_whiteprivilege",
            "content": {
                "en": "White privilege."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_willshatner",
            "content": {
                "en": "William Shatner."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_wizardmusic",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wizard music."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yogurtadwomen",
            "content": {
                "en": "Women in yogurt commercials."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_womenofcolor",
            "content": {
                "en": "Women of color."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_womensuffrage",
            "content": {
                "en": "Women's suffrage."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_maybesalsatogo",
            "content": {
                "en": "Wondering if it's possible to get some of that salsa to go."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_worldpeace",
            "content": {
                "en": "World peace.",
                "de": "Weltfrieden."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_pussyworship",
            "content": {
                "en": "Worshipping that pussy."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yeast",
            "content": {
                "en": "Yeast.",
                "de": "Hefe."
            }
        },
        {
            "id": "w_yourweirdbrother",
            "content": {
                "en": "Your weird brother.",
                "de": "Dein seltsamer Bruder."
            }
        }
    ]
}