used car lot
shared hosting
security update notice
Stephen Fry
deprecated function
not a masochist
a WP_DEBUG_LOG
not a designer
Feel the Bern
Apple juice
functional
stark raving mad
cool scrolly
hacked
Matt Mullenweg
Google Fonts
infinite loop
hipster-approved
'wp_posts'
'wp_posts_meta'
'wp_enqueue_script()'
1 million
the client's budget
Hello Dolly
high
PHP 5.2
The Loop
White Screen of Death
The WordPress Way
WP_Query
Making a Core Contribution
The Codex
Matt Mullenweg
Plugin
Dashboards
Widget
Open Source
GPL
Thesis
Andrew Nacin
WooCommerce
The Customizer
Chris Lema
WordCamp
The After Party
Automatic Updates
Wapuu
Backward Compatibility
Managed Hosting
Repurposed Content
CDN
Anything but Joomla
WP Tavern
Pull Request
capital_P_dangit()
Press This
blamenacin
Matt bomb
Fatal Error
Error logs
Customizer All the Things!
Pippin Williamson
Theme Forest
Code Canyon
Hello Dolly
Jetpack
JJJ
A Year Without Pants
WPMUDEV
Bluehost
Subversion
The After After Party
Visual Composer
XML-RPC
return null;
404: card not found
Where child themes come from
Code bloat
Memory Timeout
Betterify
Forking
Merge conflicts
403: Forbidden
wpdrama
Obfuscated code
Kubrick
Audrey Capital
Imposter Syndrome
A WordPress tattoo
Working from home
Drupal
Sharepoint
Bad UX
OMGWTFBBQ
Joomla
Norcross
10up
Someone who's never worked for 10up
PHP 5.2
Frontend
Backend
body { font: 'Comic Sans' !important; }
Hacking core
get_children()
get_cat_name()
do_feed()
body_class()
in_the_loop()
convert_smilies()
is_user_spammy()
do_robots()
wp_die()