diff --git a/cspell.config.yaml b/cspell.config.yaml
index 02cb5277..6a2e091a 100644
--- a/cspell.config.yaml
+++ b/cspell.config.yaml
@@ -13,29 +13,54 @@ ignorePaths:
   - tsconfig.tsbuildinfo
   - branch_out
 words:
+  - activecampaign
+  - aeiou
   - Arcjet
+  - asana
+  - autopilotmail
+  - autoresponder
+  - bcdfghj
+  - bigcommerce
   - callees
   - classname
   - clsx
   - commitlint
   - compat
+  - constantcontact
+  - customerservice
+  - esbenp
+  - facebookmail
+  - freshdesk
   - frontmatter
+  - healthcheck
+  - helpdesk
+  - helpscout
   - hookform
+  - hubspot
   - ianvs
   - ixahmedxi
   - ixahmedxii
   - jiti
   - lockb
-  - esbenp
   - lucide
+  - mailchimp
+  - mailgun
+  - marketo
   - mitigations
   - neondatabase
   - nextjs
+  - noreplys
   - packagejson
   - paralleldrive
+  - pinterest
+  - pipedrive
   - Posthog
+  - postmarkapp
   - ratelimit
+  - redditmail
   - Registrator
+  - sendgrid
+  - sendinblue
   - serviceworker
   - Shadcn
   - Signin
@@ -45,6 +70,8 @@ words:
   - superjson
   - tailwindcss
   - tanstack
+  - tawk
+  - timeago
   - Todos
   - trpc
   - tsbuildinfo
@@ -52,6 +79,4 @@ words:
   - typecheck
   - Uploadthing
   - Upstash
-  - healthcheck
-  - timeago
   - usehooks
diff --git a/src/server/routers/early-access.ts b/src/server/routers/early-access.ts
index db4607c2..7351d2bd 100644
--- a/src/server/routers/early-access.ts
+++ b/src/server/routers/early-access.ts
@@ -4,6 +4,159 @@ import EarlyAccessJoinedEmail from '@/emails/templates/early-access-joined';
 import { TRPCError } from '@trpc/server';
 import { z } from 'zod';
 
+const nonHumanEmailDomains = [
+  '@no-reply',
+  '@noreply',
+  '@notifications',
+  '@alerts',
+  '@mailer',
+  '@updates',
+  '@system',
+  '@bot',
+  '@mailchimp.com',
+  '@sendgrid.net',
+  '@postmarkapp.com',
+  '@amazonaws.com',
+  '@mailgun.org',
+  '@constantcontact.com',
+  '@sendinblue.com',
+  '@intercom.io',
+  '@intercom-mail.com',
+  '@zendesk.com',
+  '@freshdesk.com',
+  '@helpscout.net',
+  '@tawk.to',
+  '@hubspot.com',
+  '@salesforce.com',
+  '@marketo.com',
+  '@pipedrive.com',
+  '@drip.com',
+  '@activecampaign.com',
+  '@autopilotmail.com',
+  '@slack.com',
+  '@jira.com',
+  '@trello.com',
+  '@asana.com',
+  '@monday.com',
+  '@github.com',
+  '@gitlab.com',
+  '@bitbucket.org',
+  '@paypal.com',
+  '@stripe.com',
+  '@shopify.com',
+  '@bigcommerce.com',
+  '@facebookmail.com',
+  '@linkedin.com',
+  '@twitter.com',
+  '@pinterest.com',
+  '@redditmail.com',
+  '@medium.com',
+];
+
+const automatedKeywordsInUsername = [
+  'noreply',
+  'no-reply',
+  'admin',
+  'support',
+  'system',
+  'notifications',
+  'bot',
+  'helpdesk',
+  'service',
+  'info',
+  'alerts',
+  'updates',
+  'newsletter',
+  'mailer',
+  'auto',
+  'daemon',
+  'bounce',
+  'team',
+  'noreplys',
+  'customerservice',
+  'contact',
+  'autoresponder',
+];
+
+function isEmailGibberish(username: string): boolean {
+  const vowelCount = username.replace(/[^aeiou]/gi, '').length;
+  const consonantCount = username.replace(/[^bcdfghj-np-tv-z]/gi, '').length;
+
+  return (
+    vowelCount === 0 ||
+    (consonantCount > 8 && vowelCount < 2) ||
+    (username.length > 10 && vowelCount < 3)
+  );
+}
+
+function hasAlternatingCharsAndNumbers(username: string): boolean {
+  // eslint-disable-next-line security/detect-unsafe-regex, regexp/no-super-linear-backtracking
+  const alternatingPattern = /^(?:[a-z]+\d+|\d+[a-z]+)+$/i;
+  return alternatingPattern.test(username);
+}
+
+function scoreEmail(email: string): number {
+  let score = 0;
+
+  const [username, domain] = email.split('@');
+
+  if (!username || !domain) {
+    return 100;
+  }
+
+  if (nonHumanEmailDomains.some((d) => email.endsWith(d))) {
+    score += 50;
+  }
+  if (
+    automatedKeywordsInUsername.some((keyword) =>
+      username.toLowerCase().includes(keyword),
+    )
+  ) {
+    score += 30;
+  }
+
+  if (username.length > 32) {
+    score += 10;
+  } else if (username.length > 24) {
+    score += 5;
+  }
+
+  const numberCount = username.replace(/\D/g, '').length;
+  const numberDensity = numberCount / username.length;
+  if (numberDensity > 0.5) {
+    score += 15;
+  } else if (numberDensity > 0.3) {
+    score += 10;
+  } else if (numberDensity > 0.1) {
+    score += 5;
+  }
+
+  if (isEmailGibberish(username)) {
+    score += 20;
+  }
+
+  if (hasAlternatingCharsAndNumbers(username)) {
+    score += 15;
+  }
+
+  const specialCharCount = username.replace(/[a-z0-9]/gi, '').length;
+  const specialCharDensity = specialCharCount / username.length;
+  if (specialCharDensity > 0.3) {
+    score += 15;
+  } else if (specialCharDensity > 0.2) {
+    score += 10;
+  } else if (specialCharDensity > 0.1) {
+    score += 5;
+  }
+
+  return score;
+}
+
+function isLikelyHuman(email: string, threshold = 30): boolean {
+  const emailScore = scoreEmail(email);
+  return emailScore < threshold;
+}
+
 export const earlyAccessRouter = createRouter({
   joinEarlyAccess: publicProcedure
     .input(
@@ -17,6 +170,15 @@ export const earlyAccessRouter = createRouter({
       const { email, name, reason } = input;
       const { db, resend } = ctx;
 
+      const emailHuman = isLikelyHuman(email);
+
+      if (!emailHuman) {
+        throw new TRPCError({
+          code: 'BAD_REQUEST',
+          message: 'Please use a valid email address.',
+        });
+      }
+
       await db
         .insert(earlyAccessTable)
         .values({