diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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+++ b/README.md
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-# [📈 Live Status](https://status.obl.ong): **🟩 All systems operational**
+# [📈 Live Status](https://status.obl.ong): **🟥 Complete outage**
This repository contains the open-source uptime monitor and status page for [Obl.ong](https://obl.ong), powered by [Upptime](https://github.com/upptime/upptime).
@@ -16,11 +16,11 @@ With [Upptime](https://upptime.js.org), you can get your own unlimited and free
| URL | Status | History | Response Time | Uptime |
| --- | ------ | ------- | ------------- | ------ |
-| [Admin](https://admin.obl.ong/up) | 🟩 Up | [admin.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/admin.yml) | 503ms
| 99.01%
-| [Landing](https://obl.ong) | 🟩 Up | [landing.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/landing.yml) | 885ms
| 99.02%
-| [Forum](https://forum.obl.ong) | 🟩 Up | [forum.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/forum.yml) | 1018ms
| 99.55%
-| [Events](https://events.obl.ong) | 🟩 Up | [events.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/events.yml) | 384ms
| 99.55%
-| [Help](https://help.obl.ong) | 🟩 Up | [help.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/help.yml) | 454ms
| 99.56%
+| [Admin](https://admin.obl.ong/up) | 🟥 Down | [admin.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/admin.yml) | 533ms
| 98.99%
+| [Landing](https://obl.ong) | 🟥 Down | [landing.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/landing.yml) | 866ms
| 99.00%
+| [Forum](https://forum.obl.ong) | 🟥 Down | [forum.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/forum.yml) | 994ms
| 99.53%
+| [Events](https://events.obl.ong) | 🟥 Down | [events.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/events.yml) | 400ms
| 99.54%
+| [Help](https://help.obl.ong) | 🟥 Down | [help.yml](https://github.com/obl-ong/status/commits/HEAD/history/help.yml) | 417ms
| 99.55%