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<h1 class="content__company-name">OhMyTallest Productions</h1>
<div class="content__blurb"><h2>An Introduction of sorts...</i></h2>
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I'm sure that some of you may know how much I truly abhor the general state of 'blogging' these days. I really and truly detest having to take the time to rearrange my thoughts in a manner easy for others to understand. I didn't have these epiphanies or follow these mental tangents in anything resembling a 'normal' mental state. I don't think like you humans, at all. I swear I lose brain cells everytime someone asks me to explain what I just said. It's just so damn frustrating...
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However, I have also come to the conclusion (quite painfully I might add) that I really can't get around it anymore if I want to be taken seriously these days in my chosen field.
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With that said, let's get started and hope things don't 'esplode' all over us...
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<h3>So what exactly is 'a Committee of Lunatics'?</h3>
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Each and every one of us has a 'Committee of Lunatics' within us. These are the facets that make us who we are. The voices you hear when noone else is speaking (and sometimes when they are). A very few of us can actually talk back and forth between each facet, using this information to better ourselves and those around us. As for proof of this, I give you the following internal conversation to contemplate at your leisure...
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<h4>Prologue</h4>
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<i>Where do I begin...<br />What slippery slope must we traverse...<br />What dark knowledge is safe to share and what is undesirous of same; and while we're thinking about it, do I even know how to tell the difference...</i>
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A long time ago when asked to write a blurb for a unnamed social media site, I wrote simply this:
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<i>Who I am is strangely difficult for me to explain to someone else...<br />
Sometimes, I do not believe that I, myself, know for sure...<br />
A safe description would be the 'odd man out' as it were...<br />
Always striving towards something, yet jaded by the enormity of it all.</i>
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Now, don't get me wrong... I would still be glad to feel justified with merely prattling off some meaningless drivel to explain my presence here; or even content with the thought of being allowed to only 'allude' with hints, and mayhap, a shadowy glimpse of those daemons who drive my 'particular' intellectual thirst that seem so evident to those who may have actually met me.
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<i>But I digress...</i>
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<h4>Onward</h4>
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<i>Now, where was I? Oh, yes... The 'reason' for my presence here.</i>
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<i><hrm, so many tangents... so little time... Why am I here, anyway?></i>
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Ah hah! but I have already told you so much about me; what more is there to tell you?
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<ul><li>Should I tell you that, 'This specimen exhibits all the signs of dementia we would expect from an average human.'?</li>
<li>Would you be concerned if I admitted to any of the deeper whorls and ridges that make up the twisted, scorched plains of my own mental landscape?</li>
<li>Do you even really care one way or the other about any of my inane babbling up to this point?</li></ul>
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<i><I think not, sonny Jim> - [...but I must tell them something...]</i>
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<i>discussion tabled until internal committee decides on the proper response</i>
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<i>-- @the Management</i>
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