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__c_suffix
“When Peleus, some distance away, saw him torn apart by the frightful wound he
shouted: ‘Accept this tribute to the dead, at least, Crantor, dearest of
youths’, and with his powerful arm, he hurled his ash spear, at full strength,
at Demoleon. It ruptured the ribcage, and stuck quivering in the bone. The
centaur pulled out the shaft minus its head (he tried with difficulty to reach
that also) but the head was caught in his lung. The pain itself strengthened
his will: wounded, he reared up at his enemy and beat the hero down with his
hooves. Peleus received the resounding blows on helmet and shield, and
defending his upper arms, and controlling the weapon he held out, with one
blow through the arm he pierced the bi-formed breast.”
-Ovid, _Metamorphoses_, XII, 330. 8 AD.
%%%%
__d_suffix
“Trogdor was a man!
I mean, he was a dragon-man!
Or... maybe he was just a dragon.
...
And the Trogdor comes in the night!”
-The Brothers Chaps, “Trogdor”. 2003.
%%%%
__q_suffix
<__d_suffix>
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__r_suffix
HAMLET [Drawing his sword.]: How now! a rat? Dead, for a ducat, dead
[Stabs through the arras.]
-William Shakespeare, _The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark_, III, 4.
1603.
%%%%
__cap-D_suffix
“On the other hand, Confucius is made to say to his disciples, ‘I know how
birds can fly, how fishes can swim, and how animals can run. But the runner
may be snared, the swimmer may be hooked, and the flyer may be shot by the
arrow. But there is the dragon. I cannot tell how he mounts on the wind
through the clouds, and rises to heaven. Today I have seen Lao-tsze, and can
only compare him to the dragon.’”
-Life of Confucius
“This Dragon had Two furious Wings
Each one upon each Shoulder;
With a Sting in his Tail as long as a Flail,
Which made him bolder and bolder.
He had long Claws, and in his Jaws
Four and forty Teeth of Iron;
With a Hide as tough, as any Buff,
Which did him round environ.”
-“An Excellent Ballad of a most dreadful Combat, fought between Moore of
Moore-Hall, and the Dragon of Wantley”, retold by Ambrose Philips, _A
Collection of Old Ballads. Corrected from the Best and Most Ancient Copies
Extant. With Introductions Historical, Critical, Or Humorous_. 1723.
%%%%
__cap-K_suffix
“The Parts Septentrionall are with these Sp'ryts Much haunted.. About the
places where they dig for Oare. The Greekes and Germans call them Cobali.”
-Thomas Heywood, _The Hierarchy of the Blessed Angels_, Book IX, l. 568.
1635.
%%%%
__cap-O_suffix
“The little princess, asleep in her cradle, floated on the water, and at last
she was cast up on the shore of a beautiful country, where, however, very few
people dwelt since the ogre Ravagio and his wife Tourmentine had gone to live
there-for they ate up everybody. Ogres are terrible people. When once they
have tasted raw human flesh they will hardly eat anything else, and
Tourmentine always knew how to make some body come their way, for she was half
a fairy.”
-Marie-Catherine Le Jumel de Barneville, Baronne d'Aulnoy, “'Orangier et
l'Abeille”. 1697.
“NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get
it? We both have layers.”
-Shrek. 2001.
%%%%
__cap-S_suffix
“The latter lived in the country, and before his house there was an oak, in
which there was a lair of snakes. His servants killed the snakes, but Melampus
gathered wood and burnt the reptiles, and reared the young ones. And when the
young were full grown, they stood beside him at each of his shoulders as he
slept, and they purged his ears with their tongues. He started up in a great
fright, but understood the voices of the birds flying overhead, and from what
he learned from them he foretold to men what should come to pass.”
-Pseudo-Apollodorus , _Library and Epitome_, 1.9.11. circa 150 BC.
trans. Sir James George Frazer, 1913.
“A snake, with mottles rare,
Surveyed my chamber floor,
In feature as the worm before,
But ringed with power.”
-Emily Dickinson, “In Winter In My Room”. circa 1860.
%%%%
__cap-T_suffix
“Buckshank bold and Elfinstone,
And more than I can mention here,
They caused to be built so stout a ship,
And unto Iceland they would steer.
They launched the ship upon the main,
Which bellowed like a wrathful bear;
Down to the bottom the vessel sank,
A laidly Trold has dragged it there.”
-George Borrow, _Lavengro: The Scholar, the Gypsy, the Priest_. 1851.
%%%%
A broken pillar
“Now Absalom in his lifetime had taken and reared up for himself a pillar,
which is in the king's dale: for he said, I have no son to keep my name in
remembrance...”
-KJV Bible, 2 Samuel 18:18.
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A crumbling gateway
<Desolation>
%%%%
A faded altar of an unknown god
“Then Paul stood in the midst of Mars' hill, and said, Ye men of Athens, I
perceive that in all things ye are too superstitious. For as I passed by, and
beheld your devotions, I found an altar with this inscription, TO THE UNKNOWN
GOD.”
-KJV Bible, Acts 17:22-23.
%%%%
A flagged portal
“We made an expedition;
We met a host and quelled it;
We forced a strong position,
And killed the men who held it.
...
“Fierce warriors rushed to meet us;
We met them, and o’erthrew them:
They struggled hard to beat us;
But we conquered them, and slew them.”
-Thomas Love Peacock, “The War Song of Dinas Vawr”. 1829.
%%%%
A gateway back into the Dungeon
“O Progeny of Heaven! Empyreal Thrones!
With reason hath deep silence and demur
Seized us, though undismayed. Long is the way
And hard, that out of Hell leads up to light.”
-John Milton, _Paradise Lost_. 1674 (2nd Ed.)
%%%%
A gateway to Hell
“I am the way into the city of woe.
I am the way to a forsaken people.
I am the way into eternal sorrow.
Sacred justice moved my architect.
I was raised here by divine omnipotence,
Primordial love and ultimate intellect.
Only those elements time cannot wear
Were made before me, and beyond time I stand.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.”
-Dante Alighieri, _The Divine Comedy_, “Inferno”, Canto III. ca. 1315.
trans. John Ciardi, 1954.
%%%%
A gateway to a ziggurat
“Captain: Take off every ‘zig’!!
Captain: For great justice.”
-_Zero Wing_. 1990.
%%%%
A gateway to the decaying netherworld of Tartarus
<Tartarus>
%%%%
A granite statue
“I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
-Percy Bysshe Shelley, “Ozymandias”. 1818.
%%%%
A one-way gate to the infinite horrors of the Abyss
“And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, _Beyond Good and Evil_ , Aphorism 146. 1886.
“Well, in our country,” said Alice, still panting a little, “you'd generally
get to somewhere else — if you ran very fast for a long time, as we've been
doing.” “A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now here, you see, it takes
all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get
somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”
-Lewis Carroll, _Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There_,
ch. 2 “The Garden of Live Flowers”. 1871.
%%%%
A portal to a secret trove of treasure
“He saw a large cavern and a vaulted [roof], in height equalling the stature
of a full-grown man and it was hewn in the live stone and lighted up with
light that came through air-holes and bullseyes in the upper surface of the
rock which formed the roof. He had expected to find naught save outer gloom in
this robbers' den, and he was surprised to see the whole room filled with
bales of all manner stuffs, and heaped up from sole to ceiling with
camel-loads of silks and brocades and embroidered cloths and mounds on mounds
of vari-colored carpetings; besides which he espied coins golden and silvern
without measure or account, some piled upon the ground and others bound in
leathern bags and sacks. Seeing these goods and moneys in such abundance, Ali
Baba determined in his mind that not during a few years only but for many
generations thieves must have stored their gains and spoils in this place.”
-_The Arabian Nights_. trans. Sir Richard F. Burton, 1885.
%%%%
A rock wall
“I know not whether Laws be right,
Or whether Laws be wrong;
All that we know who lie in gaol
Is that the wall is strong;
And that each day is like a year,
A year whose days are long.”
-Oscar Wilde, “The Ballad of Reading Gaol”. 1898.
%%%%
A shaft
“Gravity, a mere nuisance to Christian, was a terror to Pope, Pagan, and
Despair. To the mouse and any smaller animal it presents practically no
dangers. You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft; and, on
arriving at the bottom it gets a slight shock and walks away, provided
that the ground is fairly soft. A rat is killed, a man is broken, a
horse splashes.”
-J.B.S. Haldane, “On Being The Right Size”. March 1926
%%%%
A staircase leading out of the dungeon
“We shall not cease from exploration
And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started
And know the place for the first time.”
-T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”, _Four Quartets_. 1943
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A staircase to the Ecumenical Temple
<Temple>
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A staircase to the Elven Halls
<Elven Halls>
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A staircase to the Orcish Mines
<Orcish Mines>
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A staircase to the Shoals
<Shoals>
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A staircase to the Tomb
“A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough.”
-Alexander the Great's epitaph
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A stormy altar of Qazlal
“The storm irresistibly propels him into the future to which his back is
turned, while the pile of debris before him grows skyward. This storm is what
we call progress.”
-Walter Benjamin, “Theses on the Philosophy of History”. 1940.
trans. Harry Zohn, 1969.
%%%%
A tree
“I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than
other things do.”
-Willa Cather, _O Pioneers!_. 1913.
%%%%
acid dragon scales
<steam dragon scales>
%%%%
Agony spell
“Unbearable, isn't it? The suffering of strangers, the agony of friends. There
is a secret song at the center of the world, Joey, and its sound is like
razors through flesh.”
-Pinhead, _Hellraiser 3: Hell on Earth_. 1992.
%%%%
Asterion
“The fact is that I am unique. What a man can pass unto others does not
interest me; like the philosopher, I think nothing is communicated by the art
of writing. Annoying and trivial minutiae have no place in my spirit, a spirit
which is receptive only to whatsoever is grand.”
-Jorge Luis Borges, “The House of Asterion”. 1947.
trans. Antonios Sarhanis, 2008.
%%%%
Aizul
“I went to Heaven —
'Twas a small Town —
Lit — with a Ruby —
Lathed — with Down —”
-Emily Dickinson, _I went to Heaven_. ca. 1860.
%%%%
Antaeus
“That country was then ruled by Antaeus, son of Poseidon, who used to kill
strangers by forcing them to wrestle. Being forced to wrestle with him,
Hercules hugged him, lifted him aloft, broke and killed him; for when he
touched earth so it was that he waxed stronger, wherefore some said that he
was a son of Earth.”
-Pseudo-Apollodorus , _Library and Epitome_, 2.5.11. ca. 150 BC.
trans. Sir James George Frazer, 1913.
"The head foreman in the mine, called Antaeus,
was an obese giant with a thick black beard
who actually seemed to draw his strength from Mother Earth."
-Primo Levi, "The Periodic Table". 1975.
%%%%
arbalest
“(Tell enters with his crossbow)
W. TELL:
My precious jewel now, —my chiefest treasure—
A mark I'll set thee, which the cry of grief
Could never penetrate,—but thou shalt pierce it,—
And thou, my trusty bowstring, that so oft
For sport has served me faithfully and well,
Desert me not in this dread hour of need,—
Only be true this once, my own good cord,
That hast so often wing'd the biting shaft:—
For shouldst thou fly successless from my hand,
I have no second to send after thee.”
-Friedrich Schiller, _Wilhelm Tell_, IV, iii. 1804.
trans. Sir Theodore Martin, 1898.
%%%%
Asmodeus
“For myself, I have other occupations: I make absurd matches; I marry
greybeards with minors, masters with servants, girls with small fortunes with
tender lovers who have none. It is I who introduced into this world luxury,
debauchery, games of chance, and chemistry. I am the author of the first
cookery book, the inventor of festivals, of dancing, music, plays, and of the
newest fashions; in a word, I am ASMODEUS, surnamed The Devil on Two Sticks.”
-Alain René Le Sage, _Asmodeus: Or, The Devil on Two Sticks_. 1707.
%%%%
Awaken Forest spell
• Hel: [died to] Infection! She's mine!
— Thor: From a splinter that she got bravely fighting an elm!
• Hel: Trees are inanimate plants, you buffoon!
— Thor: Bravery knows no limits!
-Rich Burlew, Order of the Stick, #874
%%%%
Azrael
“And Allah said,
‘As thou the deed hast done, so now the office shall be thine, O Azrael,
to gather up for me the souls of men and women when their time has come;
the souls of saints and sinners, of beggars and of princes,
of the old or young, whate'er befall; and even though friends weep,
and hearts of loved ones ache with sorrow and with anguish,
when bereft of those they love.’
So Azrael became the messenger of Death.”
-J. E. Hanauer, _Folk-lore of the Holy Land, Moslem, Christian and Jewish_.
1907.
%%%%
demonspawn black sun
“The sky is sad and beautiful, like a vast altar.
The sun has drowned in its congealing blood.”
-Charles Baudelaire, _Flowers of Evil_, 43: Evening Harmony. 1857.
trans. Ruth White, 1969.
%%%%
basilisk
“Be thou like the imperial Basilisk
Killing thy foe with unapparent wounds!
Gaze on Oppression, till at that dread risk
Aghast she pass from the Earth's disk:
Fear not, but gaze—for freemen mightier grow,
And slaves more feeble, gazing on their foe:—
If Hope, and Truth, and Justice may avail,
Thou shalt be great—All hail!”
-Percy Bysshe Shelley, “Posthumous Poems”. 1824.
%%%%
Banishment spell
“An immense river of oblivion is sweeping us away into a nameless abyss.”
-Ernest Renan, Souvenirs
%%%%
Bat Form ability
“The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled”
-Bauhaus, “Bela Lugosi's Dead”. 1979.
%%%%
Bend Time ability
“It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll”
-Richard O'Brien, “Time Warp”. 1975.
%%%%
Call Canine Familiar spell
“There seemed a strange stillness over everything. But as I listened, I heard
as if from down below in the valley the howling of many wolves. The Count's
eyes gleamed, and he said.
‘Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make!’ Seeing, I
suppose, some expression in my face strange to him, he added, ‘Ah, sir, you
dwellers in the city cannot enter into the feelings of the hunter.’”
-Bram Stoker, _Dracula_. 1897.
%%%%
Cause Fear spell
“And when Miranda sang
Everyone turned away
Used to the noose, they obey”
-The Mars Volta, “Miranda That Ghost Just Isn't Holy Anymore”. 2005.
%%%%
Chain Lightning spell
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools,
but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
-traditionally attributed to Samuel Clemens
%%%%
Charm spell
“He held up his hand, and they all stopped, and I thought he seemed to be
saying, ‘All these lives will I give you, ay, and many more and greater,
through countless ages, if you will fall down and worship me!’ And then a red
cloud, like the colour of blood, seemed to close over my eyes, and before I
knew what I was doing, I found myself opening the sash and saying to Him,
‘Come in, Lord and Master!’”
-Bram Stoker, _Dracula_. 1897.
%%%%
Cigotuvi's Monster
“I beheld the wretch — the miserable monster whom I had
created. He held up the curtain of the bed; and his eyes, if
eyes they may be called, were fixed on me. His jaws opened,
and he muttered some inarticulate sounds, while a grin
wrinkled his cheeks.”
-Mary Shelley, “Frankenstein”
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Cloud Mage
“And when
His master plan is unfurled
There stands a handsome bid
On the weather systems of the world”
-Andrew Bird, “Banking on a Myth”. 2005.
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Corrupt ability
“I fumbled to the window to experience the world
And to hear my Madness singing, sitting on the kerbstone
[A blind old drunken man who sings and mutters,
With broken boot heels stained in many gutters]
And as he sang the world began to fall apart . . .”
-T.S. Eliot, “Prufrock's Pervigilium”. 1912 (published 1996).
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Crazy Yiuf
“There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!’”
-Edward Lear, _A Book of Nonsense [No. 1]_. 1846.
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Desolation
“In the salt mines
I saw the salt
in this shaker.
I know you won’t believe me,
but there
it sings,
the salt sings, the skin
of the salt mines
sings
with a mouth choking
on dirt.
Alone
when I heard
the voice
of salt,
I trembled
in the empty
desert.
Near Antafagusta
the whole
salted plain
shouts out
in its
cracked
voice
a pitiful
song.”
-Pablo Neruda, "Ode to Salt", 1957.
trans. Philip Levine, published 2013
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Dispater
“Hoc idem magis ostendit antiquius Iovis nomen: nam olim Diovis et Diespiter
dictus, id est dies pater; a quo dei dicti qui inde, et dius et divum, unde
sub divo, Dius Fidius. Itaque inde eius perforatum tectum, ut ea videatur
divum, id est caelum. Quidam negant sub tecto per hunc deierare oportere.
Aelius Dium Fidium dicebat Diovis filium, ut Graeci Dioskopon Castorem, et
putabat hunc esse Sancum ab Sabina lingua et Herculem a Graeca. Idem hic Dis
pater dicitur infimus, qui est coniunctus terrae, ubi omnia ut oriuntur ita
aboriuntur; quorum quod finis ortuum, Orcus dictus.”
-Marcus Terentius Varro, _De Lingua Latina_, Liber V, circa 40 BC.
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Dowan
“Skill and grace, the twin brother and sister, are dancing playfully on your
finger tips.”
-Rabindranath Tagore, _Chitra_, Act I, Scene iv. 1914.
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Duvessa
“Twin children: the Girl, she was plain;
The Brother was handsome & vain;
‘Let him brag of his looks,’
Father said; ‘mind your books!
The best beauty is bred in the brain.’”
-Aesop & Walter Crane, _The Baby's Own Aesop_, 36: “Brother & Sister”.
1887.
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Elven Halls
“Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvelous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you
want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are _nice_.
Elves are _bad_.”
-Terry Pratchett, _Lords and Ladies_. 1992
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Edmund
“And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper.—
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
-William Shakespeare, _King Lear_, I, ii. 1606.
“When the forces stood in array Edmund proposed to decide their claims by
single combat; but Canute saying that he, a man of small stature, would have
little chance against the tall athletic Edmund, proposed, on the contrary, for
them to divide the realm as their fathers had done.”
-Thomas Keightley, _The History of England_. 1839.
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Ensorcelled Hibernation spell
“Sweet dreams are made of this; who am I to disagree?”
-Eurythmics, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”. 1983.
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Fire Storm spell
“Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're
dead.”
-Jaya Ballard, task mage (Magic: the Gathering)
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Frederick
“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. I consider them unwise and I know they are
dangerous. Also, sinful. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly
and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet retired spot and kill
him.”
-Mark Twain, _Autobiography of Mark Twain_. 1924.
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Geryon
“Khrysaor, married to Kallirhoe, daughter of glorious Okeanos, was father to
the triple-headed Geryon, but Geryon was killed by the great strength of
Herakles at sea-circled Erytheis beside his own shambling cattle on that day
when Herakles drove those broad-faced cattle toward holy Tiryns, when he
crossed the stream of Okeanos and had killed Orthos and the oxherd Eurytion
out in the gloomy meadow beyond fabulous Okeanos.”
-Hesiod, _Theogony_, circa 700 BCE.
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Ilsuiw
“We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.”
-T.S. Eliot, _The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock_. lines 129-131. 1915.
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Irradiate spell
“Reflex in the sky warn you you're gonna die
Storm coming, you'd better hide from the atomic tide
Flashes in the sky turns houses into sties
Turns people into clay, radiation minds decay”
-Black Sabbath, “Electric Funeral”. 1970.
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Khufu
“And then I looked farther, beyond the pallid line of the sands, and I saw a
Pyramid of gold, the wonder Khufu had built. As a golden wonder it saluted me,
as a golden thing it greeted me, as a golden miracle I shall remember it.”
-Robert Hichens, _The Spell of Egypt_
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Killer Klown
“All the world loves a clown.”
-Cole Porter, “Be a Clown”. 1948.
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Kirke
“Lo, thy comrades yonder in the house of Kirke are penned like swine in
close-barred sties. And art thou come to release them? Nay, I tell thee, thou
shalt not thyself return, but shalt remain there with the others.”
-Homer, Odysseia
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Lee's Rapid Deconstruction spell
“Now the house was full of men and women; and all the lords of the Philistines
were there; and there were upon the roof about three thousand men and women,
that beheld while Samson made sport.
And Samson called unto the LORD, and said, O Lord GOD, remember me, I pray
thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, O God, that I may be at
once avenged of the Philistines for my two eyes.
And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars upon which the house stood, and
on which it was borne up, of the one with his right hand, and of the other
with his left.
And Samson said, Let me die with the Philistines. And he bowed himself with
all his might; and the house fell upon the lords, and upon all the people that
were therein. So the dead which he slew at his death were more than they which
he slew in his life.”
-KJV Bible, Judges 16:27-30.
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Mara
“This night the Lord of Illusion passed among you, Mara, mighty among dreamers,
mighty for ill. He did come upon another who may work with the stuff of dreams
in a different way. He did meet with Dharma, who may expel a dreamer from his
dream. They did struggle, and the Lord Mara is no more. Why did they struggle,
deathgod against illusionist? You say their ways are incomprehensible, being
the ways of gods. This is not the answer.”
-Roger Zelazny, “Lord of Light”. 1967.
“He who lives looking for pleasures only,
his senses uncontrolled, immoderate in his food,
idle, and weak, Mara will certainly overthrow him,
as the wind throws down a weak tree.”
-The Buddha, _Dhammapada_, 1:7.
trans. F. Max Muller
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Mass Confusion spell
“Go to, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not
understand one another's speech. So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence
upon the face of all the earth: and they left off to build the city.”
-KJV Bible, Genesis 11:7-8.
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Maurice
“‘Stop thief! Stop thief!’ There is a magic in the sound. The tradesman leaves
his counter, and the car-man his waggon; the butcher throws down his tray; the
baker his basket; the milkman his pail; the errand-boy his parcels; the
school-boy his marbles; the paviour his pickaxe; the child his battledore.
Away they run, pell-mell, helter-skelter, slap-dash: tearing, yelling,
screaming, knocking down the passengers as they turn the corners, rousing up
the dogs, and astonishing the fowls: and streets, squares, and courts, re-echo
with the sound.”
-Charles Dickens, _Oliver Twist_. 1838.
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Menkaure
“Ye men of Egypt, ye have heard your king!
I go, and I return not. But the will
Of the great Gods is plain; and ye must bring
Ill deeds, ill passions, zealous to fulfil
Their pleasure, to their feet; and reap their praise,
The praise of Gods, rich boon! and length of days.”
-Matthew Arnold, _Mycerinus_
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Murray
“Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!”
-Guybrush Threepwood, _The Secret of Monkey Island_
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Natasha
“It dooth appéere that there is in Cats as in all other kindes of beasts, a
certaine reason and language wherby they vnderstand one another. But as
touching this Grimmalkin: I take rather to be an Hagat or a VVitch then a Cat.
For witches haue gone often in that likenes, And therof hath come the prouerb
as trew as common, that a Cat hath nine liues, that is to say, a witch may
take on her a Cats body nine times.”
-William Baldwin, “Beware the Cat”, 1584
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Nikola
“One can prophesy with a Daniel's confidence that skilled electricians will
settle the battles of the near future.”
-Nikola Tesla, “The Transmission of Electrical Energy Without Wires As a
Means for Furthering Peace”, _Electrical World and Engineer_. January 7, 1905.
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Orcish Mines
“You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store.”
-Merle Travis, “Sixteen Tons”. 1946.
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Polyphemus
“...as soon as he had got through with all his work, he clutched up two more of
my men, and began eating them for his morning's meal. Presently, with the
utmost ease, he rolled the stone away from the door and drove out his sheep,
but he at once put it back again—as easily as though he were merely clapping
the lid on to a quiver full of arrows.”
-Homer, _The Odyssey_, Book IX.
trans. Samuel Butler, 1900.
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Prince Ribbit
“Princess! youngest princess!
Open the door for me!
Dost thou not know what thou saidst to me
Yesterday by the cool waters of the fountain?
Princess, youngest princess!
Open the door for me!”
-Brothers Grimm (Margaret Hunt), _The Frog King, or Iron Henry_
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Psyche
“Let Psyche's corpse be clad in mourning weed
And set on rock of yonder hill aloft;
Her husband is no wight of human seed,
But serpent dire and fierce, as may be thought,
Who flies with wings above in starry skies,
And doth subdue each thing with fiery flight.
The Gods themselves and powers that seem so wise
With mighty love be subject to his might.
The rivers black and deadly floods of pain
And darkness eke as thrall to him remain.”
-Apuleius, _Asinus aureus_, “Cupid and Psyche”. circa. 160 AD.
trans. William Adlington, 1566.
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Shatter spell
“So the people shouted when the priests blew with the trumpets: and it came to
pass, when the people heard the sound of the trumpet, and the people shouted
with a great shout, that the wall fell down flat, so that the people went up
into the city, every man straight before him, and they took the city.
And they utterly destroyed all that was in the city, both man and woman, young
and old, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with the edge of the sword.”
-KJV Bible, Joshua 6:20-21.
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Shoals
“I often think about that old metaphor, the one that says we are all islands on
a wide sea. Especially these days, now that things are more difficult than
before and the world appears to be harsher than we once imagined it to be.
We are all like islands, the philosopher said. Perhaps it's true. Yet I cannot
help but remember an older saying scratched on a cave wall somewhere by a
long- forgotten prophet: In the end the sea will claim everything.
The ancient words crash into my mind like waves, waking me from sleep, filling
me with feelings I cannot fully understand. We are like islands. Does it mean
we are connected? Do we share a common origin? Or just the common fate of
sinking?”
-“The Sea Will Claim Everything”. 2012.
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Sigmund
“But Sigmund turned him about, and he said: ‘What aileth thee, son?
Shall our life-days never be merry, and our labour never be done?’
But Sinfiotli said: ‘I have looked, and lo, there is death in the cup.’
And the song, and the tinkling of harp-strings to the roof-tree winded up;
And Sigmund was dreamy with wine and the wearing of many a year;
And the noise and the glee of the people as the sound of the wild woods were
And the blossoming boughs of the Branstock were the wild trees waving about;
So he said: ‘Well seen, my fosterling; let the lip then strain it out.’”
-William Morris, _The Story of Sigurd the Volsung and the Fall of the
Niblungs_. 1891.
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Slouch ability
“I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling”
-Richard O'Brien, “Time Warp”. 1975.
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Sticky Flame spell
“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm
for the rest of his life.”
-Terry Pratchett, “Jingo”. 1997.
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Step From Time ability
“It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension”
-Richard O'Brien, “Time Warp”. 1975.
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Storm Form spell
“Stormform is said to cause
A tempest of winds and showers,
Beware its powers, beware its powers.
Though its coming brings the gods their night,
It obliges a bloodred spren.
Beware its end, beware its end.”
-Brandon Sanderson, “Words of Radiance”. 2014.
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Summon Demon spell
“'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.”
-William Shakespeare, _The Tragedy of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark_, III, 2.
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Tartarus
“There is a drear and lonely tract of hell
From all the common gloom removed afar:
A flat, sad land it is, where shadows are,
Whose lorn estate my verse may never tell.”
-Edward Arlington Robinson, “Supremacy”. 1897.
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Temple
“And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go
your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.”
-KJV Bible, Revelations 16:1.
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Temporal Distortion ability
“With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same”
-Richard O'Brien, “Time Warp”. 1975.
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Terence
“A MAN committed a murder, and was pursued by the relations of the man whom he
murdered. On his reaching the river Nile he saw a Lion on its bank and being
fearfully afraid, climbed up a tree. He found a serpent in the upper branches
of the tree, and again being greatly alarmed, he threw himself into the river,
where a crocodile caught him and ate him. Thus the earth, the air, and the
water alike refused shelter to a murderer.”
-Aesop, _The Manslayer_. 6th century BCE.
trans. George Fyler Townsend
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Tiamat
“He saith that Tiamat our mother hath conceived a hatred for us,
With all her force she rageth, full of wrath.
All the gods have turned to her,
With those, whom ye created, they go at her side.
They are banded together, and at the side of Tiamat they advance;
They are furious, they devise mischief without resting night and day.
They prepare for battle, fuming and raging;
They have joined their forces and are making war.
Tiamat who formed all things,
Made in addition weapons invincible; she spawned monster-serpents,
Sharp of tooth, and merciless of fang;
With poison, instead of blood, she filled their bodies.
Fierce monster-vipers she clothed with terror,
With splendor she decked them, she made them of lofty stature.
Whoever beheld them, terror overcame him,
Their bodies reared up and none could withstand their attack.”
-Enuma Elish, Third Tablet. circa 668 BCE.
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Tomb
“In the depths of every heart, there is a tomb and a dungeon, though the
lights, the music, and revelry above may cause us to forget their existence,
and the buried ones, or prisoners whom they hide. But sometimes, and oftenest
at midnight, those dark receptacles are flung wide open. In an hour like this,
when the mind has a passive sensibility, but no active strength; when the
imagination is a mirror, imparting vividness to all ideas, without the power
of selecting or controlling them; then pray that your grieves may slumber, and
the brotherhood of remorse not break their chain.”
-Nathaniel Hawthorne, “The Haunted Mind”. 1835.
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alligator
“Alligators commit errors of diet.”
-Bennet Bowler, M.D., _Contributions to the Natural History of the
Alligator, (Crocodilus Mississipiensis), with a Microscopic Addendum_,
p. 17. 1846.
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amulet
“Gringoire put out his hand for the little bag, but she drew back. ‘Do not
touch it! It is an amulet, and either you will do mischief to the charm, or it
will hurt you.’”
-Victor Marie Hugo, _Notre Dame de Paris_, Book II, chapter VII “A Wedding
Night”. 1831.
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amulet of faith
<amulet>
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amulet of guardian spirit
<amulet>
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amulet of magic regeneration
<amulet>
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amulet of regeneration
<amulet>
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amulet of nothing
<amulet>
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animal skin
“He killed the noble Mudjokivis.
Of the skin he made him mittens,
Made them with the fur side inside,
Made them with the skin side outside.
He, to get the warm side inside,
Put the inside skin side outside;
He, to get the cold side outside,
Put the warm side fur side inside.
That's why he put the fur side inside,
Why he put the skin side outside,
Why he turned them inside outside.”
-Anonymous, in Wells' _A Parody Anthology_, p. 120. 1904.
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Animate Dead spell
“Remember, I am not recording the vision of a madman. The sun does not more
certainly shine in the heavens, than that which I now affirm is true. Some
miracle might have produced it, yet the stages of the discovery were distinct
and probable. After days and nights of incredible labour and fatigue, I
succeeded in discovering the cause of generation and life; nay, more, I became
myself capable of bestowing animation upon lifeless matter.”
-Mary Shelley, _Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus_,
Vol. I, Chapter 3. 1818 (1st Ed.)
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apocalypse crab
“I should have been a pair of ragged claws
scuttling across the floors of silent seas.”
-T.S. Eliot, _The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock_. 1915.
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arrow
“I saw in a hall an arrow pointing the way and I thought that this inoffensive
symbol had once been a thing of iron, an inescapable and fatal projectile that
pierced the flesh of men and lions and clouded the sun at Thermopylae and gave
Harald Sigurdarson six feet of English earth forever.”
-Jorge Luis Borges, _Mutations_. 1960.
trans. Mildred Boyle
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bardiche
“The republic always maintains seven or eight thousand regular troops on the
frontiers, to prevent the incursions of the Tartars. The King does not
maintain these troops; he only pays the Heydukes, the Semelles, and the
Janizaries. The first-mentioned are dressed in blue, with large buttons and
plates of tin, and have bonnets made of felt upon their heads. They have
firelocks, and the bardiche, which they say is a very good weapon.”
-John Pinkerton, _A General Collection of the Best and Most Interesting