yomomma.json

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    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell \"taxi!\""
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, itgs a long distance call."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 seasons of Breaking Bad."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!"
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean..."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit"
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!"
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guygs word for it."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she was growing up she didngt play with dolls, she played with midgets."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, itgs over for everybody."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she looks like shegs smuggling a Volkswagen."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama's so fat she blew up the Deathstar."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she broke the Stairway to Heaven."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she doesngt eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that even god can't lift her spirit."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad \"sorry, you can't park here\"."
    },
    {
        "joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
    },
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers wongt look at her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying \"Caution! Wide Turn\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it reads \"one at a time, please\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says \"We don't do livestock\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she could fall down and wouldnt even know it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she had to go to Sea World to get baptized."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her bellybuttongs got an echo."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesngt have lint, it has sweaters."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet dongt get wet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when shegs standing on the corner police drive by and yell, 'Hey, break it up.'"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she runs the fifty-yard dash she needs an overnight bag."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she cangt even fit into an AOL chat room."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat when she goes skydiving she doesn't use a parachute to land, she uses a twin-engine plane!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat MTX audio's subwoofers couldn't rattle her bones!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat her headphones are a pair of PA speakers connected to a car amplifier."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she doesngt have a tailor, she has a contractor."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Luckygs Auto Body."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes \"New York, L.A., Chicago...\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she's on both sides of the family!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she sets off car alarms when she runs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has her own gravity field."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a \"Malcolm X\" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that it took Usain Bolt 3 years to run around her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a chinese restaurant."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat, that went she stepped in the water, Thailand had to declare another tsunami warning."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macygs Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as itgs light she starts eating."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that shegs half Italian, half Irish, and half American."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she cangt even jump to a conclusion."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, \"Who threw that rock at me?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she eats \"Wheat Thicks\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says \"to be continued\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says \"okay!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that even Chuck Norris couldn't run around her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she wakes up in sections!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat, all she wants for Christmas is to see her feet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - \"there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over the ocean!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when we were playing Call of Duty, I got a 20 kill streak for killing her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that Dracula got Type 2 Diabetes after biting her neck."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for attempting to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said \"LET MY PEOPLE GO!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the camera TAKES AWAY 10 lbs from her appearance."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her sedan can fit 5 people... or just yo mama with the front seats removed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing \"We Are Family\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads \"lose some weight\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say \"Wow, is it Halloween already?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she uploaded a photo of herself to a computer, it was rejected by the anti-virus software."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said \"Sorry, no professionals.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said \"What a treasure!\" and her father said \"Yes, let's go bury it.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to \"Stay Over There!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says \"viewer discretion is advised.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said \"\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a beautician it took 12 hours... to get a quote!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she scares the roaches away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she scared the crap out of the toilet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, the reflection looks back and shakes its head."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's been in a dryer filled with rocks."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she climbed the ugly ladder and didn't miss a step."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could scare the flies off a shit wagon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her birth certificate contained an apology letter from the condom factory."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say \"Wow, is it Halloween already?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she uploaded a photo of herself to a computer, it was rejected by the anti-virus software."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said \"Sorry, no professionals.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could make a freight train take a dirt road."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she drove past area 51, she was thought to be extraterrestrial life. They took her away never to be seen again."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that you have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that just after she was born, her mother said \"What a treasure!\" and her father said \"Yes, let's go bury it.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion tells her to \"Stay Over There!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that neither Jacob nor Edward want her on their team."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she goes to the therapist, he makes her lie on the couch face down."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her AND her parents!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit by the whole damn tree."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she practices birth control by leaving the lights on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her pillow cries at night."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says \"viewer discretion is advised.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she moved into the projects, all her neighbors chipped in for curtains."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said \"Thanks for bringing her back.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that her face is blurred on her driver's license."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she walked out of her house, the neighbours called animal control."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that the FCC requires her face to be blurred when she's on TV, because of decency rules."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that a sculpture of her face is used when torturing prisoners at Guantanamo Bay."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that government intelligence agencies have to pixelize her face when spying on her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she's never seen herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that it looks like someone did the stanky leg dance on her face."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted windows."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she put the Boogie Man out of business!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama has so many teeth missing, that it looks like her tongue is in jail."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so grouchy that the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals."
	},
	{
		"joke": "You suck... yo mama does too, but she charges."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like the sun, look at her too long and you'll go blind."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a library, she's open to the public."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like an ATM, open 24 hours."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a Discover card, she gives cash back."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a microwave, press one button and she's hot."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a mail box, open day and night."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a door knob, everybody gets a turn."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a ho that \"who's your daddy?\" is a multiple-choice question."
	},
	{
		"joke": "You'll never be the man Yo mama was."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama... 'nuff said."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so lazy that she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so lazy that she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's lips are so big that Chapstick had to invent a spray."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "What's the difference between yo momma and a walrus? One has whiskers and smells of fish... the other one is a walrus!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so flat that she makes the walls jealous!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's gums are so black that she spits Yoo-hoo."
	},
	{
		"joke": "It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license - she couldn't get used to the front seat!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she asked me \"what's up?\" I said \"your weight!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is twice the man you are."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's head is so small that she uses a tea-bag as a pillow."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's face is so wrinkled, that she has to screw her hat on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's hips are so big that people set their drinks on them."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's feet are so big that her shoes need to have license plates on them!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so lonely that she buys hot dogs and nuts wishing she could have sex with them."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so bald that even a wig wouldn't help!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so bald that you can see what's on her mind."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings \"We're Walking on Sunshine.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a slaughter house - everybody's hanging their meat up in her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like the new AOL 4.0: Fun, Fast, Easy and Free!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and easy to nail."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like Humpty Dumpty - First she gets humped, then she gets dumped."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a bag of potato chips, \"Free-To-Lay.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a turtle - once she's on her back she's fucked."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a fan - she's always blowing someone."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like Pizza Hut - if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's Free!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a goalie - she only changes her pads after three periods."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a gas station - you gotta pay before you pump!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like Sprint - 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a Chinese restaurant - All you can eat for only $9.95!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama smells so bad that the doctor diagnosed her with breath cancer."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's breath smells so bad that when she yawns her teeth duck out of the way."
	},
	{
		"joke": "What's the difference between yo mama and a Lay-Z-Boy? One's soft, squishy, and always has someone in it. The other is a chair."
	},
	{
		"joke": "What's the difference between yo mama and a 747? About 20 pounds."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like school at 3 o'clock... children keep coming out and nobody can remember all the fathers."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she still comes back for more."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a set of speakers - loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like 7-Eleven - open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner - a real good suck."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a race car driver - she burns a lot of rubbers."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got a \"wait\" problem, she can't wait to eat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to leave."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got Play-Doh teeth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than the other so they call her call her hip hop."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got an eating disorder, she be eating dis order, dat order, she be eating all the damn orders!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama sucks so much dick her butt chin turned into a nut chin!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a bungee cord... 100 dollars for 30 seconds and if that rubber breaks, your ass is dead!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone puts their meat in her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a tricycle, she's easy to ride."
	},
	{
		"joke": "yo mamas like a hardware store. 25 cents a screw."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's twice the man you are."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got more crust than a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's only got one finger and runs around stealing key rings."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got a leather wig with suede sideburns."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by her hair swats at it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got no ears and was trying on sunglasses."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so bald that I can tell fortunes on her head."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so bald that you could draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so bald that when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches."
	},
	{
		"joke": "yo mama's breath is so stanky, she eats odour eaters."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like an iPod, fun to touch!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's been on welfare so long that her picture is on food stamps."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like Wal-Mart... She's got different discounts everyday."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she can stand on her feet and her head at the same time."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she hits her head on speed bumps."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like \"Mini-me\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her \"She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her \"dumb-le-whore\"!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was \"stay away from that woman!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a tramp that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a ho that she lets ANYONE enter her \"chamber of secrets\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the housing bubble popped because she sat on it!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks the G8 is a Value Meal at McDonald's."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks sub-prime is a way to cut steak."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called \"The Audacity of Hardee's\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that you could put lipstick on a pig and it would look ten times better than her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that \"ACORN\" registered her to vote eight times!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she spits chocolate milk!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she went to night school and was marked absent!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that her ass looks like two tires."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she bleeds molasses."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that her nickname is midnight."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that she makes asphalt look grey."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that even the Death Star couldn't blow her up!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that Spock couldn't find a pressure point to perform the Vulcan Death Grip on her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that Wuher said 'We don't serve your kind here'."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat the odds against not finding her fat are approximately 3,720 to 1."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was \"Spice, the final Frontier...\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that when the borg had to choose between assimilating her and a tree, they chose the tree."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that if she were placed beside a changeling during regeneration, no one would know the difference."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she tried to fly through a temporal anomoly but she didn't fit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat she makes Riker's belly look 3 atoms thick."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she tried to captain a galaxy class they had to separate the saucer so she could fit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she makes the USS Enterprise look like a micro machines racer."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so flatulent that she forced the Mustafarians to wear masks!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb that she tried to rent a car from The Enterprise."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that the term 'bantha poodoo' wasn't used metaphorically with reference to her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that only half her body was able to come out frozen from the carbon freezing chamber in Cloud City."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she beams to a ship, the ship beams inside of her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so such a ho that she slept with me... therefore, I AM YOUR FATHER!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb that when she found a vulcan, she tried to call Santa to take him back to the north pole."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the passengers of the Millenium Falcon mistook her for a small moon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that Gardulla the Hutt had a boost in self-esteem after seeing her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she made doctor McCoy say \"Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Zoologist!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that if she was thrown into the second Death Star's reactor core, she could have blown up the entire Imperial fleet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the Kaminoans couldn't use her as a host for clones since they couldn't pierce her skin deep enough to draw blood."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so weak-minded that I got her to lead me to Jabba without using a jedi mind trick!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she caused Kamino to flood when her water broke."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she's probably a Shi'ido Clawdite that stays in her regular form all the time."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, that in an attempt to beam her up, the ship ended up being pulled down to the surface."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so ugly even Data would need special eye googles to look at her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly her Kazon hairdo is an improvement!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so ugly even a Ferengi would dress her in clothes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old even Guinan refers to her as \"old bag\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so stupid the Borg wouldn't assimilate her!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat she wears her own inertia dampener."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made Captain James T Kirk's penis go limp."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, she managed to contain a warp core breach."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed three seasons of Inuyasha!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, Naruto couldnt make enough clones to see all sides of her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even get tentacle raped."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, even Tamaki wouldn't hit on her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the Dragon Ball Z crew uses her to make craters on set."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, she's the real reason sasuke left the village."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that when she sat down on a park bench, she caused the Naruto timeskip."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she's like a Death Note. Get someone to look at her, and they'll die!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, Jiraiya saw her and turned gay!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hairy Naruto thought she was a Summon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she scared L into giving up all sweets."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Sailor Bubba feel dirty."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she made Loz cry."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hairy and ugly that she got used as Ashitare's stunt double."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid she makes Tristan look like Einstein!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she makes Vash look anorexic!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hairy that she has to go to Furfest to meet a man."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so round that she makes a Pokéball look flat!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly, Saya thought she was a Chiropteran."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb, she failed out of Cromartie High School."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old and fat they use her wrinkles as set terrain for Dragon Ball Z."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's nosehairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she was mistaken for Mt. Fuji at the Sakura festival."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat she makes a Snorlax look like a chihuahua!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when Nozomu Itoshiki saw her, he didn't even bother with his \"ZETSUBOUSHITA!\" speech - he skipped straight to hanging himself."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that it took the entire Dragon Ball Z crew 1 week just to lift her off the ground."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's cosplay is so bad that she got beat by a Narutard in the masquerade!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when Kakashi looked directly at her, he lost an eye."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she tried to eat someone dressed as a box of Pocky!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that she makes Orochimaru look beautiful."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, Choji told her to lose weight."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says \"expired\" on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate is written in Roman numerals."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old she remembers when the Mayans published their calendar."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she baby-sat for Jesus."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that when God said \"Let there be light\" she was there to flick the switch."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she learned to write on cave walls."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mamags so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she was a waitress at the Last Supper."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she owes Jesus a dollar."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so old that she ran track with dinosaurs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the \"Under 17 not admitted\" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tripped over a cordless phone!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she told everyone that she was \"illegitimate\" because she couldn't read."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put \"OK\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Grape Nuts was an STD."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said \"concentrate\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she asked me what yield meant, I said \"Slow down\" and she said \"What... does.... yield... mean?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put on her glasses to watch 20/20."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the aquarium to buy a Blu-Ray."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked if I had anything written by Bart."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought brownie points were coupons for a bake sale."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said \"Press any key to continue\", she couldn't find the 'Any' key."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said \"Cherry or Grape?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her jumping up and down, asked what she was doing, and she said she drank a bottle of medicine and forgot to shake it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she locked her keys in the car, it took her all day to get Yo family out."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she pulled into the drive-thru at McDonald's, she drove through the window."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she was on the corner with a sign that said \"Will eat for food.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that in the 'No Child Left Behind' act there's a provision that exempts yo mama."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a Furniture store and slept on the floor."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she brought a cup to the movie \"Juice.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she threw a rock the ground and missed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to email people by putting envelopes into her computer's disk drive."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she took an IQ test, the results came out negative."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that she though Jar-Jar came with Pickles-Pickles."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid, that she thought Moby Dick was a sexually transmitted disease."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the superbowl."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered her sushi well done."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said \"Hold the cheese.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a \"Wrong Way\" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she shoved a AA battery up her butt and said \"I got the power!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her about X-Men she said \"Sure, there's Bobby my first baby daddy, Roger the guy I see on Thursdays...\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought meow mix was a record for cats."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she took lessons for a player piano."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she said \"what's that letter after x\" and I said Y she said \"Cause I wanna know\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said \"Ummm... Levis?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Mick Jagger was a breakfast sandwich!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard her neighbour was spanking the monkey, she called the humane society."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said \"Airport Left,\" she turned around and went home."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you \"What is the number for 911?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a quarterback is a refund!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a solar-powered flashlight!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked \"What button do I push?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said \"Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she got hit by a parked car."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said \"Ok, but what's the teams?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said \"Order in the court,\" she said \"I'll have a hamburger and a Coke.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks socialism means partying!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when asked on an application, \"Sex?\", she marked, \"M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks deadbeat is a type of music."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Scorpio."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she put on bug spray before going to the flea market."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she stole free bread."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked inside a motorcycle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so dumb, she lost a spelling bee to Hodor"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama so dumb, she thought Bran Stark was a type of muffin."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat, they've been calling her \"the wall\" for thousands of years!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat, she Winter-fell and couldn't get up!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so old, the old gods pray to HER!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama So Fat, she can't fit through the moon door."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama so Ugly, she got turned down for \"Girls Gone Wilding\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so ugly, winter turned around and left!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so fat, even Roose Bolton won't touch her"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama so bad at sex, the only kind of head she gives is severed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, \"Buying luggage.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said \"moving.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said \"Hey miss, lost a shoe?\" she said \"Nope, just found one!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said \"Who's tearing down the drapes?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said \"Hey, get off the car!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said \"3rd bucket to your right.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said \"who turned off the heater?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said \"Don't use the good china!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said \"Remodeling.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said \"Who knocked?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said \"what are you doing\" and she said I'm \"booking a hotel!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, \"Who turned off the lights?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said \"Spagetti.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,\"DING!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say \"welcome\", it says \"welfare\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when she tells people her address, she says \"it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a timeshare is a few days camped out under a bridge."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her in the park digging up plants, she said she was \"getting groceries\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that scientists track her position by observing anomalies in Pluto's orbit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that a recursive function computing her weight causes a stack overflow."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that the long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express her weight."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that THX can't even surround her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mamags so big that she has a gravitational pull equal to that of the sun."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so big that doctors use scuba divers as nanobots to clean her arteries."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The mass of yo mama at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so slow and dumb that she can be emulated on a 286."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama conforms to Planck's law - the greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a converging lens - she's wider in the middle than she is on either end."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's dumber than an augmented rat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she and the great wall of China are used as reference points when astronauts look back at the Earth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a ho that even the noble gases are attracted to her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so promiscuous that electrons have a positive charge when they're around her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that her exchange particle is a \"moron\"."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that China uses her to block the internet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that NASA shot a rocket into her ass looking for water."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dumb that she went to the dentist and asked for a bluetooth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't just have a low center of gravity, she has an elliptical orbit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat that IEEE is working on a wifi protocol so people can get the signals to reach users on opposite sides of her. It's called 802.11 Draft Fat Momma"
	},
	{
		"joke": "If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;}; //your mom is recursively fat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so old that she goes on carbon dates."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, the cyberman DOWNgraded her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that Dalek's don't actually say 'Exterminate' when they see her, because they figure somebody else already got there first!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a drunk, that her sonic screwdriver is made of vodka and orange juice."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when she looks into the Tardis, the Tardis doesn't look into her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when the Daleks Exterminate her, it's not for domination."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a hoe that the nickname for her vagina (Bad Wolf) is scattered across time and space."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, she's bigger than both the outside AND the inside of the Tardis"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so ugly that when Captain Jack Harkness saw her, he actually died."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, the Pirate Planet tried to take her over."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so lazy, she's a \"part-time\" lord"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo Mama's so fat that when she got upgraded by the cybermen, they turned her into an ice cream truck"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so stupid that when Cassandra says \"Moisturize!\", she begins to sweat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, the Doctor caught her eating his psychic paper, thinking it was a burger."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a noisy hoe, her nickname is the sonic screwdriver!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fat, it doesn't matter that the Tardis is bigger on the inside. She can't get through the door."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she hula hoops with a Cheerio."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that her nipples touch."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so tall, she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from anywhere."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so tall, she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so tall, she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she does backflips under the bed."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn at birth!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that they filmed \"Gorillas in the Mist\" in her shower!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that Jane Goodall follows her around."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weedwacker."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that if you shaved her legs, you could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so hairy that she's got sideburns on her tits."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say \"Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said \"I'll wait.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she has more rappers in her than an iPod."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that her tits leak sour milk."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: \"Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she's got more clap than an auditorium."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet \"Miss Jackson.\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that she made right guard turn left."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that her shit is glad to escape."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that her freckles slipped off."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's house is so dirty that roaches ride around on dune buggies!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell \"Sand Storm!!!\""
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the ratio of the circumference to her diameter is four."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that her derivative is strictly positive."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is like a protractor - she's good at every angle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that in a love triangle, she'd be the hypotenuse."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so stupid that when I told her \"pi-r-squared\" and she replied no, they are round."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The limit of yo mama's ass goes to infinity."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama = x/0 for every x in yo mama."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The infinite series of yo mama from 0 to infinity is strictly diverging."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so mean that she has no standard deviation."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so ugly, that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so square that she's got imaginary numbers on her social security card."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is such a ho, that she asked all the math majors to to figure out g(f(your mom)) just so they could \"f\" her first."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The volume of yo mama is an improper integral."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The integral of yo mama is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's muscle-to-fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers."
	},
	{
		"joke": "The only way to get from point A to point B is around yo mama's fat ass."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so smart, the hardest decision she's ever had to make was which college to accept a scholarship from - Harvard, Yale or Princeton!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so clean, she could bottle her bathwater and sell it at the grocery store alongside Evian, Dasani and FIJI."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so generous that she sponsors children in Africa, Asia AND South America!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so popular that Facebook crashed on her birthday, because too many people posted wishes on her wall."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's such a good cook that her vegetable lasagna could be served as the featured item at a Michelin Star restaurant!"
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo momma's so healthy that medical textbooks use her x-rays to demonstrate what perfect bone structure should look like."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's breath smells so fresh that Wrigley's could make a chewing gum flavour based on it."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fit that she could run a marathon, teach a Zumba class AND climb Mount Everest without stopping to catch her breath once."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so fashionable that Gucci, Prada and Fendi call her on a daily basis to get insight into upcoming fashion trends."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's aging with such grace and beauty that she could be featured on the cover of Elle magazine."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's like a puppy... everybody wants to give her a hug."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama's so smart that an employee from Wikipedia calls her when they need to verify facts about 18th century political figures."
	},
	{
		"joke": "Yo mama is so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, 'Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.'"
	}
]