##I hear you like canned comments.
So, on Ask Ubuntu, we have a problem.
We have a bunch of 'stock' comments that we use, as part of keeping the site running smoothly. More or less, what we do is we use this userscript and then store our community suggested comments over here on meta.
However, this is a problem, and no longer works for us - mainly, because the pro forma script that I linked to above now has support for remote sources - so this git repo is where we're storing them.
To install them, simply add the following link as a remote source:
https://raw.github.com/askubuntu/ProFormaComments/master/comments.jsonp