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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<title>Evidence & Sightings - Galactic Whiskers</title>
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<h1>ALIENS IN DISGUISE???</h1>
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<li><a href="index.html">Home</a></li>
<li><a href="arrival.html">The Great Feline Arrival</a></li>
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<h2>Are you ready?</h2>
<p>Behold, for this vast collection of evidence may guide you to a path of enlightenment!</p>
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<h2>Dive back into the past</h2>
<p>Did you know that in the times of Ancient Egypt, people worshipped feline companions? This undoubtedly forms one of the earliest evidences of the extraterestrious nature of cats. Egyptians were ahead of their time and knew that and therefore did not want to upset them in any way. It is speculated that cats helped them build pyramides as a form of a gift to their followers.</p>
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<h2>Alien Probability Analysis table (APA table)</h2>
<p>We have been working hard on creating this analytical tool based on behavioural patterns of different kinds of cats. While we believe all cats are of alien descent, others hide their true alien personalities better than others. Because of that some cats have a higher probability of being an alien than others. Keep comming back for up-to-date info! This is stillunder a heavy scientific research.</p>
<table id="apa-table">
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<th>Alien probability</th>
<th>Cat Type</th>
<th>Danger level</th>
<th>Description</th>
</tr>
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<tr>
<td rowspan="2">Extremely High</td>
<td>Orange Cat</td>
<td>Critical</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Bright orange fur</li>
<li>Performs so called "orange cat" activities</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Sphynx Cat</td>
<td>Unknown</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Hairless appearance</li>
<li>Often seen in unusual positions</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
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<td>High</td>
<td>Black Cat</td>
<td>Medium</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Sleek black coat</li>
<li>Vocal and communicative</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td rowspan="2">Medium</td>
<td>Siamese Cat</td>
<td>Low</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Striking blue eyes</li>
<li>Associated with superstitions</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Tabby Cat</td>
<td>Medium</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Distinctive M-shaped forehead mark</li>
<li>Commonly exhibits cunning behavior</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
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<td>Low</td>
<td>Calico Cat</td>
<td>Varies</td>
<td>
<ul>
<li>Unique multicolor pattern</li>
<li>Independent behavior</li>
</ul>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody>
</table>
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<h2>Check it out for yourself!</h2>
<p>Look at this evidence whete there is a cat caught on camera communicating with its mothership. Can you see the open-mouthed gaze? Do not confuse this with a yawn! This cat is in the middle of an encrypted communication via a high frequency signal. Based on our expert examination we were able to reasonable determine that the daises on the picture are not in fact part of the natural flora of the earth as they are disguised intergalactic relay devices. We recommend not to interfere with the cat in this stage.</p>
<img src="evidence-communication.jpg" alt="Cat communicating">
<p>Cats are absolutely fantastic at masking themselves and blending in. However sometimes that comes at a cost when they are unexpectadly confrontated with a mirror. There are documentated cases where they weren't able to recognise themselves. They can be caught gazing at themselves. Have a look:</p>
<img src="evidence-mirror.jpg" alt="Cat in a mirror">
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<p>© 1998 Galactic Whiskers (not really)</p>
<p>Disclaimer: This website is a creative and playful reimagination of an early era website when the internet was young and cats first hacked it. All content is meant for laughs and should be taken as seriously as a cat chasing a laser pointer.</p>
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