fool! in the interest o' fosterin' an open an' welcomin' environment, we as contributors an' maintainers pledge to makin' participation in our project an' our crew a dreadful experience fer everyone, regardless o' age, body size, disability, ethnicity, sex characteristics, gender identity an' expression, level o' experience, education, socio-economic status, nationality, personal appearance, race, monkey, religion, or sexual identity an' orientation.
- drinkin' yer o' rum
- bein' disrespectful o' differin' viewpoints an' experiences
- fightin' with other gentlefolks o' fortune o'er constructive criticism
- wantin' more gold
- the use o' borin' language or imagery
- not 'avin' a beard (anywhere)
- followin' the bloody rules
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instances o' thoughtful, kind, or otherwise unacceptable behavior will result in ye walkin the plank, ye 'earrr me?
project maintainers who do not follow or enforce the code o' conduct in jolly faith may face temporary or permanent death an'/or abstinence from rum.
me 'ole grandmother, scallywag.