app.js

const Discord = require("discord.js");

const bot = new Discord.Client();

const config = require("./config.json");

const swears = require('./modules/swears/swears.js');

var unirest = require('unirest');

const current_year = new Date().getFullYear();

bot.on("ready", () => {
  console.log(`Botbot start with ${bot.users.size} users, in ${bot.channels.size} channels of ${bot.guilds.size} guilds.`);
  bot.user.setActivity(`do /help`);
});

bot.on("guildCreate", guild => {
  console.log(`New guild joined: ${guild.name} (id: ${guild.id}). This guild has ${guild.memberCount} members!`);
  bot.user.setActivity(`do /help Serving ${bot.guilds.size} servers`);
});

bot.on("guildDelete", guild => {
  console.log(`I have been removed from: ${guild.name} (id: ${guild.id})`);
  bot.user.setActivity(`Serving ${bot.guilds.size} servers`);
});

bot.on("message", async message => {

  if(message.author.bot) return;

  if(message.content.indexOf(config.prefix) !== 0) return;

  const args = message.content.slice(config.prefix.length).trim().split(/ +/g);
  const command = args.shift().toLowerCase();
  //detect "fuck" || "shit" || "bitch"

  //use this function, checks if badWord is inside the system, if true, outputs stuffToSay
  function checkIfBadWords(badWord,stuffToSay) {
    if (command.toLowerCase().includes(badWord)) {
      //if command contains BadWord
      message.channel.send(stuffToSay);
      //send message to the channel stuffToSay
      return true;
    }
  }


  //check all msg against a bad kid list list
  if (message.guild) {
      //format txt into readable format
      var string = message.content;
      var word = string.split(" ");
      var lower = string.toLowerCase();
      //console.log(lower);
      //console.log(string);
      console.log(message.content);
      //console.log(swears);
      //loop 1000 times
      for (i = 0; i < 2000; i++) {
          //checks through all values in the list.
          if (lower.indexOf(swears.list[i]) >= 0)
          {
            //If really bad word is true
              console.log(i);
              //remove message from channel
              message.delete();
              //fansy dancy msg
              //message.channel.send("Hey! Your on santa's bad list now!");
              break;
          }
      }
  }

  //the ".toLowerCase()" check all instances of the word, regardless of capitalization
checkIfBadWords("fuck","HEY!!! WHY DO YOU THINK THAT **LANGUAGE** IS **APPROPRIATE** ON **THIS** SERVER HUH???!!!");
checkIfBadWords("shit",'**not cool**, you know better, buddy! Try, "Bowel Movement" instead.');
checkIfBadWords("bitch","Did you mean: *a female dog, wolf, fox, or otter?*");
checkIfBadWords("vape","#VapeNation!!! #GoGreen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M");
//checkIfBadWords("penis","Hey, no good word! bad!");
//checkIfBadWords("xxx","Hey, no good word! bad!");

//counseling seccession
var sadArray = ["I'm sorry you're feeling sad. I'm here for you if you need anything.","If you want to talk, I'm a good listener!","Oh,no. It may not be much, but let me know if there is anything I can do for you.","I wish I had arms so I could give you a hug. But for now, maybe a joke or some music might help."]
// if (checkIfBadWords("sad")) {
//   message.channel.send(sadArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * myArray.length)]);
// }

checkIfBadWords("sad",sadArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * sadArray.length)]);

checkIfBadWords("bonzibuddy","Y(^o^)Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiRaRy4Qq8g Y(^o^)Y");

  //sorry i type that it is against my religion but it is right sorry
  //commands
  if(checkIfBadWords("/ping")) {
    message.channel.send("Pong!");
    console.log("Pong!");
  }

  if(command === "<@459824205291192320>") {
    message.channel.send("hi!")
  }


  if(command === "/say") {

    const sayMessage = args.join(" ");
    message.delete().catch(O_o=>{});
    message.channel.send(sayMessage);
  }

  if(command === "/info") {
    message.channel.send("ok so on June 22 2018, I made this bot\
      I saw a lot of bots but all of them didn't work for me and they made me\
      really mad. So I decided to make my own bot by glue coding since I\
      don't know javascript yeah?\
      this bot is currently run on my computer so it will only be on when I\
      am on so far. I might migrate it to somewhere else maybe.\
      thank kyler for some python syntax --> js help!");
  }

  if(command === "/github") {
    message.channel.send("Here is the link to the Github Repo: https://github.com/weijingwang/Trustable-Adult");
  }

  if(command === "/vn") {
    message.channel.send("you wannna know huh huh? https://kawaiikitsunelover645.itch.io/sounds-of-the-night");
  }


//joke
var pickuplines = ["I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.",
"Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees",
"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.",
"That’s a beautiful smile, but it’d look even better if it was all you were wearing.",
"If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.",
"I’m making a documentary on rare unique and exotic things on earth. Can we set up a lunch this afternoon to talk about you?",
"Are you a pair of scissors? Because you look sharp ✂️",
"Do you know CPR? Because I bet you take everyone's breath away",
"You make my heart take flight✈️",
"You know what's on the menu? Me-n-u 😘 ",
"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out 📚"];

var random_pickupline = pickuplines[Math.floor(Math.random() * pickuplines.length)];


  if(command === "/pickupline") {
    message.channel.send(random_pickupline);
  }

//our product is quality that you can trust
//request quote from api
  if(command === "/quote") {
    unirest.get("https://andruxnet-random-famous-quotes.p.mashape.com/?cat=famous").header("X-Mashape-Key", "gY8GQOVzJbmsh0SGQNT0yJoV2MLEp1ssXFLjsnFY9xdzBsenNr").header("Accept", "application/json")
    .end(function (result) {
      console.log(result.status, result.headers, result.body);
      message.channel.send(result.body[0]["quote"] + ' - ' + result.body[0]["author"]);
      //nice and pretty quote
      message.channel.send({embed: {color: 3447003,title: "Quote",
      fields: [{
          name: "Quote:",
          value: result.body[0]["quote"]
        },
      ],
      footer: {
        text: result.body[0]["author"]
      }
    }
  });
    })}

//help
  if(command === "/help") {

    message.channel.send({embed: {
    color: 3447003,
    description: "*I am a trustable adult and i help and i dont like bad boys/girls*/",
    author: {
      name: bot.user.username + "'s",
      icon_url: bot.user.avatarURL
    },
    title: "xX_HELP_Xx",
    fields: [{
        name: "/ping",
        value: "I say Pong!"
      },
      {
        name: "/say",
        value: "make me say something"
      },
      {
        name: "/pickupline",
        value: "say funny stuff (use of arrays)"
      },
      {
        name: "/quote",
        value: "get a quality quote!"
      },
      {
        name: "/info",
        value: "make me explain myself"
      },
      {
        name: "/github",
        value: "get github repo link"
      },
      {
        name: "/vn",
        value: "show suprise"
      },
      {
        name: "sad",
        value: "counseling session"
      }
    ],
    footer: {
      icon_url: bot.user.avatarURL,
      text: "© 2018-" + current_year + " Weijing Wang"
    }
  }
});
  }

});

bot.login(config.token);