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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN">
<html>
<head>
<title>Corporate Bullshit Generator</title>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" />
<meta http-equiv="cache-control" content="no-cache" />
<meta http-equiv="pragma" content="no-cache" /> <!-- old browser's variant -->
<meta name="keywords" content="random corporate bullshit generator" />
<meta property="og:url" content="http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live" />
<meta property="og:type" content="website" />
<meta property="og:title" content="Corporate Bullshit Generator" />
<meta property="og:description" content="Corporate Bullshit Generator - a high-performance bullshit generator" />
<meta property="og:image" content="http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cbsg_screenshot_broad.png" />
<meta property="og:image:type" content="image/png" />
<meta property="og:image:width" content="916" />
<meta property="og:image:height" content="480" />
</head>
<body>
<font face="Calibri, Arial">
<h1>The Corporate Bullshit Generator</h1>
Short URL: <b><a href="http://cbsg.sf.net">http://cbsg.sf.net</a></b> <br> <br>
<form method="POST">Yes, I want more !   → → →  
<input
value="More bullshit, please !"
type="submit"
style="font-size: 20px; font-family: Arial,Helvetica,Verdana, Calibri" />
</form>
<hr />
<ul>
@_SHORT_WORKSHOP_@
</ul>
<hr />
<p>Our mentor :<br />
<a target=_blank href="http://dilbert.com">Dilbert</a>'s pointy-haired boss.</p>
<p>Our motto :<br />
Science is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration (Louis Pasteur).</p>
<hr />
<b>Radio Bullshit</b>. Click
<a target=_blank href="http://www.google.ch/search?q=tts+voice+generator">here</a>
for choosing a voice generator where you can paste your favourite texts.
<hr />
The Corporate Bullshit Generator is an open-source software.
Follow <b><a target=_blank href="http://sf.net/projects/cbsg/">this link</a></b> for the project site (source code, suggestions, etc.).<br>
<img src="http://cbsg.sf.net/blog_16x16.png" border="0" height="16" width="16" align="absmiddle" />
The author's blog can be read <a target=_blank href="http://gautiersblog.blogspot.com/search/label/Ada">here</a>.
<br /><br />
<hr />
<!-- ***** Begin Asocial media buttons ***** -->
<table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0>
<tr>
<td>
<!-- Twitter -->
<script src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" type="text/javascript"></script>
<a href="https://twitter.com/share"
class="twitter-share-button"
data-count="horizontal"
data-url="http://cbsg.sf.net/"
data-counturl="http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live"
data-via="sourceforge"
data-text="CBSG - The Corporate Bullshit Generator"></a>
</td>
<td>
</td>
<td>
<!-- Google's "+1" button; Asynchronous JavaScript Loading -->
<g:plusone></g:plusone>
<script type="text/javascript">
(function() {
var po = document.createElement('script'); po.type = 'text/javascript'; po.async = true;
po.src = 'https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js';
var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(po, s);
})();
</script>
</td>
<td>
</td>
<td>
<script src="//platform.linkedin.com/in.js" type="text/javascript"> lang: en_US</script>
<script type="IN/Share" data-counter="right"></script>
</td>
<td>
</td>
<td>
<!-- Facebook's "Like" button -->
<iframe
src="//www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fcbsg.sourceforge.net%2Fcgi-bin%2Flive&send=false&layout=button_count&width=450&height=35&show_faces=false&share=true&action=like&colorscheme=light"
scrolling="no" frameborder="0" style="border:none; overflow:hidden; width:450px; height:20;"
allowTransparency="true">
</iframe>
</td>
<td>
</td>
</tr>
<tr><td>
<!-- The fabulous worth of this site ($27.7M 28-Mar-2012) ;-) -->
<a href="http://www.webstatsdomain.com/domains/cbsg.sourceforge.net/" title="Worth for cbsg.sourceforge.net" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.webstatsdomain.com/widget/raiting/cbsg.sourceforge.net/gold-small.png"
style="border:none;"
alt="Worth for cbsg.sourceforge.net" width=84 height=34 /></a>
</td></tr>
</table>
<!-- ***** End Asocial media buttons ***** -->
<hr />
<!-- ***** Begin SF buttons ***** -->
<center>
<a target=_blank href="http://sf.net/projects/cbsg/"><img
src="http://sflogo.sf.net/sflogo.php?group_id=557838&type=16"
border="0"
alt="SourceForge.net" height="40" width="150" align="absmiddle" /></a>
<a target=_blank href="http://sf.net/projects/cbsg/"><img
src="http://cbsg.sf.net/durada.png"
border="0"
alt="Powered by Ada" height="62" width="91" align="absmiddle" /></a>
</center>
<!-- ***** End SF buttons ***** -->
<hr />
Page generated in@_SECONDS_ELAPSED_@ seconds.
</font>
</body>
</html>