Hairbrush base code

code/datums/looping_sounds/item_sounds.dm

@@ -134,3 +134,16 @@
 	mid_length = 2
 	volume = 35
 
+/datum/looping_sound/hairbrush
+	mid_sounds = list(
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_01.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_02.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_03.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_04.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_05.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_06.ogg', 3 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_07.ogg', 8 SECONDS, 1),
+		SOUND_LOOP_ENTRY('sound/f13ambience/hairbrush/hairbrush_08.ogg', 8 SECONDS, 1),
+		)
+	volume = 80
+

code/game/objects/hand_items.dm

@@ -226,7 +226,15 @@
 			.[LICK_INTENT] = "aggressively"
 		if(INTENT_HARM)
 			.[LICK_INTENT] = "very aggressively"
+/*
+You take the item in hand.
+The item + the intent + direction of click = outcome.
+Example
 
+Touch + Help + facing each other = Hug
+Touch + help + facing their side = pat shoulder
+touch + help + facing their rear = pat back
+*/
 
 #undef LICK_LOCATION
 #undef LICK_INTENT
@@ -651,6 +659,12 @@
 	damtype = BURN
 	attack_verb = list("seared", "zapped", "fried", "shocked")
 
+/* *
+ *
+ */
+
+
+
 // /obj/item/hand_item/healable/licker/proc/bandage_wound(mob/living/licked, mob/living/carbon/user)
 // 	if(!iscarbon(licked))
 // 		return FALSE

fortune13.dme

@@ -3916,6 +3916,7 @@
 #include "modular_coyote\code\creature_procs.dm"
 #include "modular_coyote\code\creature_species.dm"
 #include "modular_coyote\code\flora_coyote.dm"
+#include "modular_coyote\code\hairbrush.dm"
 #include "modular_coyote\code\lewd.dm"
 #include "modular_coyote\code\mailbird.dm"
 #include "modular_coyote\code\mam_ears_coyote.dm"

modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/backpack.dm

@@ -9,6 +9,11 @@
 	path = /obj/item/flashlight
 	cost = 0
 
+/datum/gear/backpack/hairbrush
+	name = "hairbrush"
+	path = /obj/item/hairbrush
+	cost = 0
+
 /datum/gear/backpack/torch
 	name = "torch"
 	path = /obj/item/flashlight/flare/torch

modular_coyote/code/hairbrush.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,195 @@
+// Hairbrushes
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush
+	name = "hairbrush"
+	desc = "A small, circular brush with an ergonomic grip for efficient brush application."
+	icon = 'modular_coyote/icons/objects/hairbrush/hairbrush.dmi'
+	icon_state = "brush"
+	item_state = "inhand"
+	lefthand_file = 'modular_coyote/icons/objects/hairbrush/inhand_left.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'modular_coyote/icons/objects/hairbrush/inhand_right.dmi'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	var/brush_speed = 3 SECONDS
+	var/am_brushing = FALSE
+	var/datum/looping_sound/hairbrush/fwhuush
+	var/last_brushed
+	var/vis_dist = 3
+
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	fwhuush = new(list(src), FALSE)
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(fwhuush)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush/attack(mob/target, mob/user)
+	. = COMPONENT_ITEM_NO_ATTACK
+	if(am_brushing)
+		to_chat(user, span_alert("You're already brushing!"))
+		return
+	brush(target, user)
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush/proc/abort(mob/target, mob/user)
+	am_brushing = FALSE
+	if(target && user)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("You stop brushing."))
+		to_chat(target, ("[user] stops brushing."))
+	fwhuush.stop()
+	last_brushed = null
+
+/// Brushes someone, giving them a small mood boost
+/obj/item/hairbrush/proc/brush(mob/living/target, mob/user, silent)
+	if(!ishuman(target))
+		return abort()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_target = target
+	var/brush_where = user.zone_selected
+	var/brush_what = "hair"
+	var/through = "through"
+	switch(brush_where)
+		if(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+			var/obj/item/bodypart/head = human_target.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+			if(!head)
+				to_chat(user, span_warning("[human_target] has no head!"))
+				return abort()
+			if(human_target.hair_style == "Bald" || human_target.hair_style == "Skinhead" && is_species(human_target, /datum/species/human)) //It can be assumed most anthros have hair on them!
+				brush_what = "scalp"
+			else
+				brush_what = "hair"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_EYES)
+			var/obj/item/bodypart/head = human_target.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+			if(!head)
+				to_chat(user, span_warning("[human_target] has no head!"))
+				return abort()
+			brush_what = "ears"
+			through = "along"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_MOUTH)
+			var/obj/item/bodypart/head = human_target.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+			if(!head)
+				to_chat(user, span_warning("[human_target] has no head!"))
+				return abort()
+			if(human_target.dna.features["snout"])
+				brush_what = pick("muzzle", "snout", "cheeks")
+			else
+				brush_what = "cheeks"
+				through = "across"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_PRECISE_GROIN)
+			through = "across"
+			if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HARM)
+				smack_em_on_the_butt(user, human_target)
+				return abort()
+			else if(user.a_intent == INTENT_GRAB)
+				brush_what = "crotch"
+			else if(user.a_intent == INTENT_DISARM)
+				brush_what = "belly"
+			else if(human_target.dna.features["tail_lizard"] \
+				|| human_target.dna.features["tail_mam"] \
+				|| human_target.dna.features["tails_list_human"]) // FUCK YOU POOJ WHY DO WE HAVE THREE FUCKIN TAILS THATA ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING AFUIUCK YOU FUCK YOU  (🐾 teehee)
+				brush_what = pick("tail")
+				through = "along"
+			else
+			 brush_what = "tummy"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
+			through = "down"
+			var/obj/item/organ/genital/b00bz = human_target.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_BREASTS)
+			if(b00bz && b00bz.is_exposed() && wielded)
+				switch(user.a_intent)
+					if(INTENT_HELP)
+						brush_what = "breasts, softly"
+					if(INTENT_DISARM)
+						brush_what = "breasts, sensually"
+					if(INTENT_GRAB)
+						brush_what = "breasts, firmly"
+					if(INTENT_HARM)
+						brush_what = "breasts, vigorously"
+			else
+				if(wielded)
+					brush_what = "back"
+				else
+					brush_what = "chest"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM)
+			through = "along"
+			switch(user.a_intent)
+				if(INTENT_HELP)
+					brush_what = "arm"
+				if(INTENT_DISARM)
+					brush_what = "wrist"
+				if(INTENT_GRAB)
+					brush_what = "shoulder"
+				if(INTENT_HARM)
+					brush_what = prob(1) ? "weenis" : "hand"
+		if(BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG)
+			through = "along"
+			switch(user.a_intent)
+				if(INTENT_HELP)
+					brush_what = "hip"
+				if(INTENT_DISARM)
+					brush_what = "thigh"
+				if(INTENT_GRAB)
+					brush_what = "knee"
+				if(INTENT_HARM)
+					brush_what = prob(50) ? "foot" : "ankle"
+	am_brushing = TRUE
+	fwhuush.start()
+	if(last_brushed != brush_what)
+		if(user == human_target)
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_notice("[user] starts to run [src] [through] [user.p_their()] [brush_what]..."),
+				span_notice("You start running [src] [through] your [brush_what]..."),
+				span_notice("[user] starts to run [src] [through] [user.p_their()] [brush_what]..."),
+				vis_dist,
+			)
+		else
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_notice("[user] starts to run [src] [through] [human_target]'s [brush_what]..."),
+				span_notice("You start running [src] [through] [human_target]'s [brush_what]..."),
+				span_notice("[user] starts to run [src] [through] [human_target]'s [brush_what]..."),
+				vis_dist,
+			)
+	if(!do_after(user, brush_speed, TRUE, human_target))
+		return abort(human_target, user)
+	if(last_brushed != brush_what)
+		if(human_target == user)
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_notice("[user] brushes [user.p_their()] [brush_what]!"),
+				span_notice("You brush your [brush_what]!"),
+				span_notice("[user] brushes [user.p_their()] [brush_what]!"),
+				vis_dist,
+			)
+		else
+			user.visible_message(
+				span_notice("[user] brushes [human_target]'s [brush_what]!"),
+				span_notice("You brush [human_target]'s [brush_what]!"),
+				span_notice("[user] brushes [human_target]'s [brush_what]!"),
+				vis_dist,
+			)
+	last_brushed = brush_what
+	brush(target, user, TRUE)
+
+/obj/item/hairbrush/proc/smack_em_on_the_butt(mob/user, mob/target)
+	if(target.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(user, span_alert("They're already dead!"))
+		return
+	if(user == target)
+		user.visible_message(
+			span_alert("[user] WHAPS [user.p_their()] ass with the back of [src]!"),
+			span_userdanger("You WHAP yourself on the ass with the back of your [src.name]!"),
+			span_alert("[user] WHAPS [user.p_their()] ass with the back of [src]!"),
+			vis_dist,
+		)
+	else
+		user.visible_message(
+			span_alert("[user] WHAPS [target] on the ass with the back of [src]!"),
+			span_alert("You WHAP [user] on the ass with the back of your [src.name]!"),
+			span_alert("[user] WHAPS [target] on the ass with the back of [src]!"),
+			vis_dist,
+			ignored_mobs = list(target),//k
+		)
+		var/thespan = "userdanger"
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(target, TRAIT_MASO))
+			thespan = "love"
+		else //i helped, fenny, 2024
+			thespan = "userdanger"
+		to_chat(target, "<span class='[thespan]'>[user] WHAPS you on the ass with the hard end of [user.p_their()] [src.name]!!</span>")
+	playsound(target.loc, 'sound/weapons/slap.ogg', 25, FALSE, -1) // deep bassy ass