Tells you what the date is in the New Times. It's pretty self-explanatory.
Today is Tuesday 262 March 2020
- Output will no longer be accurate if March 2020 were to end.
- Output is not compatible with RFC 3339 (q.v.) and is unsuitable for global interchange.
Although I came up with this myself, and I programmed it from scratch, I am under no illusion that I was the first to come up with this. We all know about sepdate and the idea of applying it to covid-19 is, frankly, obvious. I therefore claim no authorship right over this script and dedicate any original work I may have put into it to the Public Domain.