Squanchify is the...the quickest and most accurate method of making your Chrome browsing experience squanchier despacito. Also, the only one.
This extension--well, it crawls through your pages' links and text, replacing words every now and then with the correct conjugation of the, umm, the word "despacito." Even less funny than the squanchy version!
You control the action. Use the popup and mover the slider to your preferred level of...despacito.
While the most feasible-yet-still-recurrently-chortle-inducing strategem might be to keep it at its lowest setting, when the homies are over you'd better believe you'll be despacito-ing it to the max. There are many other levels to be explored.
Oh, and you can de-spacito and then re-spacito your browser with the click of a button if, I dunno, you're reading mission-critical dossiers and you can't afford to miss a word. But let's face it, genius: you can.
MIT License. Do what you will.