GitPurr is an organization for cats of all types.
Are you an ordinary cat? Maybe you're a robot cat? Or perhaps an ordinary cat doing work like a robot?
It doesn't matter; there's a place for you here. Join us today 🐱
- Catnip Thursdays - Every Thursday, the office will provide a special treat of catnip for members to enjoy. Participation is optional but highly recommended for stress relief.
- Mandatory Nap Time - Cats are experts at sleeping up to 15 hours a day. Members are encouraged to follow their lead and take regular power naps at their desks to recharge.
- Laser Pointer Training - Members will be trained on how to effectively use laser pointers to motivate and engage their feline coworkers. Pointing skills are essential for meetings and presentations.
- No dogs allowed - This is a cat-only workplace. Barking, chasing, or harassing our feline coworkers will not be tolerated.
- Catnip is encouraged - Members are welcome to bring their own catnip to work. Sharing is caring, so be generous with your stash.
- Laser pointers are mandatory - All members must carry a laser pointer at all times for motivating and entertaining our cat coworkers. Pointing skills will be tested.
- Nap time is sacred - Quiet hours are from 1-3 pm daily for mandatory napping. Loud noises, bright lights, and excessive petting are prohibited during this time.
- Curiosity is not a crime - Knocking over office supplies, chasing office supplies, and batting at office supplies is all part of the job. Embrace your inner kitten.
- Hairballs are not acceptable - If you must vomit, please do so in the potted plants, not on the carpet. Cleaning supplies will not be provided.
- No rush allowed - Slow down and smell the catnip. Deadlines are more like guidelines in a cat-centric world. Purr-fection takes time.
- Curiosity may kill the cat - Climbing on high shelves, jumping from desk to desk, and chasing laser pointers into the street is at your own risk. The company is not liable for feline mishaps.